OMG.... a poetic bobby..... a policemans lot is not a happy one..... unless he is on the tail of Wilma, that delicious cave dwelling redhead!!!
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Okay Sarge.... it is truly difficult, as Jags and the worshipped Sappho have implied,
so in Alpha order
Alex , cos I need a sweet thigh somewhere on which to run my mouse, and who else can I play volleyball with? :twisted:
Articifer, cos we will ned an eminently practical country person, and if he brings his ferrets we may even use them for huntin small mammals.... I am very good on Rabbit Bake , or if they get the birds Puffin En Croute!!!
Misschief, cos she tells me I make her laugh, and what better start does a guy need, also given her native American inclinations she must have some wonderful survival techniques.... at least my survival makes her smile!!!
And of course Moist, what a wonderful new friend, hopefully she will come with her car.... and that collection of Black Purple and Red Undies as well as Wax and Tips.... why cos she makes me giggle, amongst other things...
As for luxuries and orchard of apple and pear trees, just next to the vineyard so that we could make our own cider, perry and wine... Trodden by the delicious maidens I have selected....
An aga ( wood burning of course) so that I have something on which to cook for my friends...
A rather large water bed that we could all share....
Now to post my pet annoyances.... these things are so difficult...
GMANXXXXXXXX
Well you treacherous git, gman *sniffle*
James, pray tell me what is wrong.... not like you to sink to the depths of the gutter press... What have I done that is so treacherous?
Gman
Quote by willxx69
Typical! There is a poetry thread and I miss it!
Snip....
Artificer - sorry to be picky, but I think you'll find it is "Lay on Macduff". Not your fault - "Lead on" is the usual (mis)quote. Rather like "All that glitters is not gold" when, in fact, it should be "glisters".
Dammit!! Which one of you pushed my 'pedant' button? Come on now! Own up!
Time to clear up the kitchen and head for bed I think.
'Night all!!
Hangs head and slopes off to bed realising that he has probably gone too far again!
Will I knew that one from sunday school
Gman
worship for Sappho, cos she is worth it...
Quote by ccr
there must be a point here somewere some thing about ppl cumming from newspaper
Is swingingpete the sun newspaper reporter then in disguise
: :?: :shock: He talks the same amount of rubbish, there must be a connection somewhere!
being a sun reporter would explain the spelling howlers in his earlier posts!!!
Gman
:roll: Okay Sarge.... it is truly difficult, as Jags and the worshipped Sappho have implied,
so in Alpha order
Alex , cos I need a sweet thigh somewhere on which to run my mouse, and who else can I play volleyball with? :twisted:
Articifer, cos we will ned an eminently practical country person, and if he brings his ferrets we may even use them for huntin small mammals.... I am very good on Rabbit Bake , or if they get the birds Puffin En Croute!!!
Misschief, cos she tells me I make her laugh, and what better start does a guy need, also given her native American inclinations she must have some wonderful survival techniques.... at least my survival makes her smile!!!
And of course Moist, what a wonderful new friend, hopefully she will come with her car.... and that collection of Black Purple and Red Undies as well as Wax and Tips.... why cos she makes me giggle, amongst other things...
As for luxuries and orchard of apple and pear trees, just next to the vineyard so that we could make our own cider, perry and wine... Trodden by the delicious maidens I have selected....
An aga ( wood burning of course) so that I have something on which to cook for my friends...
A rather large water bed that we could all share....
Now to post my pet annoyances.... these things are so difficult...
GMANXXXXXXXX
so in Alpha order
Alex , cos I need a sweet thigh somewhere on which to run my mouse, and who else can I play volleyball with? :twisted:
Articifer, cos we will ned an eminently practical country person, and if he brings his ferrets we may even use them for huntin small mammals.... I am very good on Rabbit Bake , or if they get the birds Puffin En Croute!!!
Misschief, cos she tells me I make her laugh, and what better start does a guy need, also given her native American inclinations she must have some wonderful survival techniques.... at least my survival makes her smile!!!
And of course Moist, what a wonderful new friend, hopefully she will come with her car.... and that collection of Black Purple and Red Undies as well as Wax and Tips.... why cos she makes me giggle, amongst other things...
As for luxuries and orchard of apple and pear trees, just next to the vineyard so that we could make our own cider, perry and wine... Trodden by the delicious maidens I have selected....
An aga ( wood burning of course) so that I have something on which to cook for my friends...
A rather large water bed that we could all share....
Now to post my pet annoyances.... these things are so difficult...
GMANXXXXXXXX
So Frisky,
what or perhaps rather who are you looking for? are you just looking for women, do they have to be single?
what about guys? are your specifice in what you want? married , single, bi, str8.
Frisky this is a very much different place to the Chatroom, slower easier pace, easier to get to know peeps.... maybe you will find someone here....
certainly if you stick around, if you are polite and pleasant and chatty you are likely to make some real friends .... give us a patient try, but remember firendships take time and patience and indeed alittle bit of work.... sometimes you have to get over the odd misunderstanding...
So Frisky, get to know peeps here and then who knows you may see some of us in the Chatroom...
enjoy the laughter and the fun, and remember that alot of what is said is in a big sense of fun.... ( you will recognise serious threads)
pull up a chair and enjoy a drink, what do you fancy...this one is on me.
Big Hug
Gmanxxx
what or perhaps rather who are you looking for? are you just looking for women, do they have to be single?
what about guys? are your specifice in what you want? married , single, bi, str8.
Frisky this is a very much different place to the Chatroom, slower easier pace, easier to get to know peeps.... maybe you will find someone here....
certainly if you stick around, if you are polite and pleasant and chatty you are likely to make some real friends .... give us a patient try, but remember firendships take time and patience and indeed alittle bit of work.... sometimes you have to get over the odd misunderstanding...
So Frisky, get to know peeps here and then who knows you may see some of us in the Chatroom...
enjoy the laughter and the fun, and remember that alot of what is said is in a big sense of fun.... ( you will recognise serious threads)
pull up a chair and enjoy a drink, what do you fancy...this one is on me.
Big Hug
Gmanxxx
Best live concerts...in no particular order
Ricky Ross of Deacon Blue solo in Dundee in pre DB days in the very early 80s
Paul Simon about 8 years ago... if he and Art G play UK I will be there
Bruce Cockburn back in the 80s and again last year at Manchester Uni
Aussie folk band called Roaring Jelly at a folk festival in Wick Caithness in about 79
An impromptu concert by U2 using borrowed instruments at an Arts festival in the early 80s
Baka Beyond anytime
Flamin Norahs Ceilidh band anytime
Thinks now kids are older I will have to try to get out more...
Gmanxxx
Ricky Ross of Deacon Blue solo in Dundee in pre DB days in the very early 80s
Paul Simon about 8 years ago... if he and Art G play UK I will be there
Bruce Cockburn back in the 80s and again last year at Manchester Uni
Aussie folk band called Roaring Jelly at a folk festival in Wick Caithness in about 79
An impromptu concert by U2 using borrowed instruments at an Arts festival in the early 80s
Baka Beyond anytime
Flamin Norahs Ceilidh band anytime
Thinks now kids are older I will have to try to get out more...
Gmanxxx
Damn shame about the site Blue..... how sad are Freeserve ? But I somhow think you will continue to comeout fighting Bluexxx
I constantyly wet myself seeing some of tyour wonderful retorts to some fo the idiots< especially when they try and have a go at you... I just sit back and wait for the traising off of said idiot tail between his legs...
Woof Woof is wonderful
Keep up the good work!!
Gmanxxx
I constantyly wet myself seeing some of tyour wonderful retorts to some fo the idiots< especially when they try and have a go at you... I just sit back and wait for the traising off of said idiot tail between his legs...
Woof Woof is wonderful
Keep up the good work!!
Gmanxxx
Will just a thought...
say for example Sappho .... may she be worshipped, achieves 20 points.... are you saying she will earn if she chooses a meal, lingerie and a bottle of champagne? or have you missed out a few Ors?
just a thought.....
Like point 8... can see it being poetically used
:wink:
Gman
say for example Sappho .... may she be worshipped, achieves 20 points.... are you saying she will earn if she chooses a meal, lingerie and a bottle of champagne? or have you missed out a few Ors?
just a thought.....
Like point 8... can see it being poetically used
:wink: Gman
Quote by Moist
Well I have no friends or family & the dogs cant quite work the computer yet so .....no problems there then :twisted:
Although work is probably the only place I would keep quiet...
Hey moist.... I would like to think that I may be a friend .... and I am sure there are others here, and we are all family..... I got all my sisters and me.... and all that....
Big Hugz
Gmanxxxx
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