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goodtimeNW
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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Establish 3 sum looking to meet another couple for fun on a luxury barge this Sunday evening.
We are
G (M) 47 straight
M (F) 52 can be bi
A (M) 54 primarily likes to watch
So if you fancy a bit of no pressure fun this evening leave a message and we will get back to you
Regards
G M and A
Hi all,
We are down in London this Saturday night staying near Euston Station
Can anybody recommend a club which is worth visiting?
Thanks
Are you a housewife?
Do you stay at home durring the hours your husband works?
Is it boring?
Is it lame?
Are you super horny?
Do you every find yourself slipping into fantasies while dusting or washing dishes?
Do you ever sit in front of the tv and mentally note who you'd do and who you wouldn't?
This is just for fun, there are no club activities, not yet!!!!!
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...
First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are fu**ing impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."
Most of us go through our lives in a rush. As a result many important things happen by chance.
We spend days and weeks worrying over small problems (such as which car to buy) but never find time to ponder big questions (how do I really want to spend the rest of my life?).
We never have time to stop and think about who we are, what we do or where our lives are heading.
So take a little time today to answer these questions.
You may find that in doing so you learn a bit more about yourself - and a little more about who you are and where you're heading.
1. Take away your family, your job, your home and your money. What is left?
2. What in your life gives you the most stress and the most grief? What makes you miserable? What can you do to have less of that in your life?
3. What gives you the most pleasure? What can you do to get more of it?
4. Which individuals do you most admire? Why? How could you change your life to match their ideals?
5. How could you best improve your life?
6. What are the three most important lessons you have learned in your life? (Imagine you are dying and you want to pass on your greatest learning. What would you say?)
7. If you could give the world just one Commandment what would it be?
8. If you had all the money you needed what would you do with any extra money you acquired?
9. If you found out you had exactly five years to live, in your present state of health, what would you do with your life? What would you change?
10. If you had 24 hours to live what would you regret not having done or tried?
When you've finished answering these questions pass them on to the person you love most.
My other half (female) wants to try a fetish club based here in attire is strictly fetish!!!
What the hell does a bloke wear since i dont want to end up looking like something out of the village people !!!
she left it up to me !!-need help please !!!
Glenn
Strange really that these clubs ban smoking
when generally the activities they make there living off ie brothel during day, living off immoral earning etc etc dont seem to bother them !
Yet smoking is a no no !!
We were in our usual club last week when I noticed our next door neighbours sat in the jacuzzi.
We panicked, ran up the stairs, got changed and got out of the club without them seeing us.
We presume it was there First time since we are regulars at this club and never seen them before.
What should we have done? -we are both professionals
and dont want it known that we are secrete swingers.
Dont want to stop going to our Club though !!!!!!!
Couple fancy a trip out and thinking of Utopia near
Telford this evening (Friday couples night)
Does anyone know what this club is like
since it is not listed in the clubs and party section
Thanks for your help
G and E xx