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gothicpunk
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Non-binary, 60
UK

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Billy Connolly
Eddie Izzard
The Mighty Boosh
QI
The Young Ones (still!)
Red Dwarf (still!)
As a kid I loved The Goodies, and haven't seen it since so wonder if that would still do it for me?
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Thought you might miss the boobies and lady gardens too... but then I remembered you're straight.
kiss LG. x

I miss boobies and lady gardens!
I've just had a cyst hacked from my eye today so they can ban swinging if they want as I'm feeling too hideous to be able to get laid in any case :>
The Bundles
Kimya Dawson
Jeffrey Lewis
(those 3 are related - The Bundles is just Kimya and Jeffrey together)
O Children
Gogol Bordello
(best live band in the world, new album sucks and is the first Rick Rubin produced album where I don't think he fully gets the artist... get Super Taranta or Gypsy Punks Underdog World Strike instead)
Gary Numan / Marc Almond / Siouxsie Sioux / The Cure / The Cramps
(maybe not technically new but... er, recommended, by default)
Anything except Muse.
>:}
Snog: Basil Brush
Shag: Sue from the Sooty Show (it's the husky voice)
Marry: Zippy
I'm with Sassy on this, though I liked that song he did, 'Something's Jumping in my Shirt' - and 'Madame Butterfly' was good, too.
I just don't buy that whole 'I invented punk rock' thing he insisted on doing. People are talking as if there would be no alternative scene at all if it weren't for him, and it's the same people who two days ago didn't like him because he encouraged Sid down that self destruction route because it looked cool and made a good story.
Still, it's sad when someone so unique dies, and my viewpoint is well clouded by stuff I have read over the years, most of which is probably untrue. He was certainly one of those great English eccentrics we do so well.
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Dont know if it will work but you can get these really clever wipes now from Morrisons that remove hair dye, (and trust me I get it everywhere). Hair dye is a buggar to shift so possibly worth a go, they are about 80p for a pack of two.
Failing that, try Ian's advice :giggle:

Slightly off topic - do those wipes get hair dye off skin?
You should be able to get pure (rubbing) alcohol from Boots - it's great stuff, just don't try drinking it!
This is a good break up song...

"if you don't wanna fuck me, baby, baby... fuck off" lalalallala biggrin
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Anyone willing to search hard enough to find pictures of me dancing naked outside goth clubs is welcome to any pics they can find...

could i not just have them in a pm and save me the trouble?
it's that way <<<<<<<<<<< biggrin
whips
shut up - make do with the invite to look at my private album even if it's not me dancing naked outside goth clubs - those ones are reserved for those who stumble upon them in google street view!
It's a huge resource that people generally don't use to its full potential, I agree.
If they did, they'd all find me and offer me sex!
I have accounts on other sites, and I quite often use one other site as I've gotten to know the people on the forums there quite well and it's nice... but I keep coming back here and one day I'll become prolific again!
I'm often mistaken for a nice guy, and a geek, and someone in touch with his feminine side and caring etc etc. While it's nice to think that I am quite nice, and I'm certainly a geek, (PJ Maybe in this weeks Dredd with the sex mek dressed as Hershey had made my year) what i'm most certainly not is shy and awkward and misunderstood.
What I am is a fire breathing whore. :twisted:
Anyone willing to search hard enough to find pictures of me dancing naked outside goth clubs is welcome to any pics they can find...
I'm a bit keen on Regina Spektor at the moment, but my all time most favouritest is still Siouxsie Sioux.
And Bekki Bondage.
And Bjork.
And PJ Harvey.
And, um... Beyonce.
I just think they're quite funny when you get them from people you already know. I would never use a wink to try and get off with a stranger though. I would use my patented secret dance manouvers for that...
I can't abide Big Brother, or _any_ of those celebrity cockroach eating contests. I hate Ant and Dec, and I can't stand X-Factor, strictly come dancing or any of that tosh.
If I have to name actual celebrities that make me crige, then I'm afraid it's Ant and Dec, Davina Macoll, and that bloke off x factor with the high waited pants. I'm pleased he's made so little impact on me that I can't even remember his actual name.
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Personally I'd don my mac and stand outside her place of work all day with a bunch of flowers I'd bought from the nearest petrol station......

While playing 'Every Breath You Take' really loud on repeat on an old fashioned ghetto blaster. That should work smile
I'd leave her alone - 2 emails is plenty - she'll contact you if she wants to. Don't mean to sound harsh, but... there it is :>
Is having my profile say bi male where I am going wrong?
Do I need to change my profile to straight male in order to get at the cock?
I think if the show is called 'take Me Out' there ought to be at least some assassinations on it!
I'll pack in smoking then - I mean, I did pack it in 5 months ago and haven't touched one since then so this time I might actually make it!
Other ones include: I'm going to be more tolerent of music I hate, and I'm going to try and appreciate Muse. Actually, that's a lie. I'm going to continue to complain about how Muse suck biggrin
I'm going to explore my bi side for the first time... (hem hem)
I'm going to become slightly more choosy about who I have sex with, and occasionally refuse, even if they ask nicely, especially if I don't fancy them.
I'm going to stop making myself seem like a total slapper on forums.
The Big Lebowski
Best in Show
Waiting for Guffman
Blade Runner
Plan 9 From Outer Space
RATM are dull, and hypocrites, but the whole thing is funny and that song does have lots of swearing which is both big, and clever.
I downloaded Crass's 'So What?' instead. At least that one is about Jesus... I downloaded it for free, which I imagine they would approve of, unlike RATM, who have spoken out against illegal downloading as it might affect how many millions of dollars they get for selling anarchy.
It's still a fun song though - complete with swearing - so I'm kind of torn. The littl bit of me that just loves such obvious mainstream rebellion loves the whole campaign, and with it being christmas I don't want to be cynical, so... go Rage biggrin
Not read that one. My top recommendation at the moment are two collections of serials that are not even out yet, but will be I'd assume as they are very popular. Both from 2000AD this year: John Smith / Edmund Bawell's 'Cradlegrave', and Al Ewing / Henry Flint's wonderful 'Zombo'.
Tank Girl: Skidmarks by Alan Martin and Rufus Dayglo is great. Rufus draws every bit as well as Jamie Hewlett, which is high praise. Alan Martin has, of course, always been the writer smile
In American comics, there is always The Walking Dead, which has consistently been the best thing out there (after most of 2000AD, of course - which really is firing on all cylanders at the moment) for the last 6 or 7 years.
Ahem. I didn't start the comic book talk... honest biggrin
On forums, in particular, I often want to engage in conversations but have nothing to say whatsoever. I realise that posting would most likely be a futile empty gesture and people would very quickly suss out that I don't actually have anything of any great consequence to actually say.
Still, at least I don't generally start new topics that have no real purpose...
Ah. Oops :}
And while I'm here, I really used to hate bABYg0tHs Wh0 TYpEd liKe +H15 aLl tHe tIme cUz iT waS coNsiDEred Kew1.
I'm not sure if they still do that, but I bet they do...
text speak gets to me too, especially when people use proper keyboards to do it.
I also hate 133+ 4ax0r speak, though happily you see less of that these days.
Oddly I am perfetly happy with using lol as punctuation, though. And these. :borg:
I love zombie movies and my all time favourite is Return of the Living Dead, but it isn't scary.
The first Evil Dead terrified me at the time, but I have it and i really has not dated well. I have yet to see Drag Me To Hell.
The last film that genuinely scared me would be... crikey. Probably Hellraiser. I overdosed on splatter movies in the 80's so nothing shocks me any more. I don't like these new torture porn films at all, though - but I'll admit Saw 1 and 2 were quite clever.
As for recent(ish) films, I did love Let the Right One In
The last thing I read that creeped me out and gave me nightmares was 'Cradlegrave' by John Smith in 2000AD earlier this year - it would not work as anything other than a comic strip, however. The story is slight but the tension is awesomely done - when the graphic novel gets released order it from the library and you'll see...