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harry0
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 82
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Quote by Tallguy-USA
I live in the USA looking for fun on here..Maybe alot of fun for messager user..I am 6'5 250 male will send pics to someone if they in turn send to me..love to chat and have alot of fun..Hope i peaked someones interest...Also i love english accent

Hello Tallguy,
Welcome to the best site on the whole of the Internet. Pull up a chair, sit yourself down and take a casual browse around this site. It's always interesting to have one of our ex-collonials pop in. We have had occasional visitors from the USA, Canada, New Zealand,
South Africa and Australia, either in the Forum or in our Chatroom. All are welcome. We Brit's are not really the stuffed shirts we are made out to be, honestly.
Abandon your 'grit's for breakfast and get stuck into bacon and eggs, fried bread. then light up your computer and prepare to become a Swinging Heaven Addict.
Harry0
It's always more fun being on the winning side.
George Armstrong Custer 1839-1876.
Quote by CumDancing
since finding this site:
My boiler broke, one of the driveway gates fell off. The gales dumped what leaves were left on the trees, into my garden and the blossom that had just struggled to break out as we head towards spring, has been sprinkled onto the pond I didn't have before the rain.
I've since contacted a number of the Mods, who I must say typicaly replied "this has nothing to do with us..."

It's no good complaining to the Mod's, calling your Doctor or ringing for an Ambulance.
Your symptoms are quite plain and unfortunately your case is quite irreversible, though fortunately, not fatal. rolleyes
You have Swinging Heaven Syndrome, a nasty virus caught by entering the SH Website. Thousands have caught it. The NHS and HM Government are not interested. So like all the others you will have to suffer the symptoms for ever. lol
Enjoy.
Harry0
Another sufferer.
Quote by dillon1002
I feel I am fairly new and when I first posted my hello was welcomed with open arms but I have notised a diference in the mood. I think in time things will return to how it was before you just need to give it a bit of time. as for the mods keep going Im sure we all apprishiate wate they do for us all.
ps is there a spell checker on this thing? :taz:

Hi Dillon,
Unfortunately there isn't a spell checker on SH. However, if you write out your post in a Word Document you can spell check it. Then copy and paste it into SH., add your emoticons where suitable, and Bingo, yoo haff poifect spellin. lol
Harry0
Wilma Flintstone wrote:
Harry, my dear old friend, the most handsome of gents I have ever had the pleasure to meet. It has been over 7 months since our first meeting and everyday I have longed for you to debrief me.
I need to lie down now, I've come over all faint. I think it had something to do with your cane Harry.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
I also have PMT and a loaded shotgun.

Thank you kindly for the compliments fair Wilma. (I didn't bribe her to say that folks, honest).
Oh, the problems a male swinger has.
Does Wilma really want me for my body, my cane or for target practice. confused:
Swinging can be dangerous to your health (Govt Health Warning). rolleyes
Harry0
Now where did I put my body armour.
Wilma Flintstone Wrote:
Anyone want to brief me??

I'm still looking for the opportunity to de-brief you Wilma. :rascal:
Welcome back.
Harry0
What are a few injuns against the might of the 7th Cavalry. Ooops.
George Armstrong Custer 1839-1876.
There are many types of people who visit SH. Amongst whom are:
The genuine Swingers.
There are those who want to get into the Swinging Scene.
There are those who like simply participating in one of the Forums, but who don't want to go any further.
There are those who think that they can 'get laid' easily.
This list could be very large indeed, but for the sake of brevity I won't go on and on.
Each group can form cliques within their own small circle. Many may never meet each other, ever, on a personal basis.
Many do however, participate in Swinging, Swingers Parties, and go to Munches. These people develope friendships way beyond what can be achieved simply by 'Posting'. This often results in changes in their 'Posts' especially when replying to 'Posters' they know personally, but to other Forum users they appear to be just another clique.
I personally have no objection to anyone joining SH, provided they obey the few rules that have been made for the smooth running of the site in general. But, there are others who come here with no idea at all about what Swinging is about. Their 'Posts' are frequently rude, crude and well out of order. In these instances it is quite right for the Moderators to slap them down and/or lock their posts.
If there was no moderation, this site would degenerate into mayhem, as has happened to numerous other Forums on other sites. Newbies are, in the main, welcome here, and many do contribute and therefore add something to this site.
These comments do not simply apply the the various sections of The Forum but also to the Chatroom. If you think the moderators are hard in the Forum, see what the SyOps do in the Chatroom to the unruly and bad mannered.
If people just read and followed the rules of this site, it would save a lot of critisism from other members, and a lot of hard work for the Moderators and System Ops.
With any job, club, society or social group you join, it does take a little time to settle down and get into the 'swing of things'. (excuse the pun). If you cannot 'go with the flow', when you first come here, try to adapt to the way things are. If you have difficulty in doing so. Well, thats life, I suppose.
Harry0
Quote by Jags
Eats shoots and leaves

I didn't know you were a 'veggie' Jags.
I thought about trying that myself some time ago.
The spirit was willing, but the flesh was delicious.
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Harry0.
No, it's not just you Sarge.
The 'Posts' and the 'Add's' go haywire for some weeks after every new 'Press Revalation' about Swinging and Dogging. After a while many of those attracted to this site by the 'Media' realise that we (the site members) are not exactly what the publicity makes us out to be. These people gradually drift away and the site returns to normal.
The Stan Collymore incident is the fifth in a series of similar 'Media' intrusions I have noticed since I became a regular member. Everytime it happens, along come a band of gung ho idiots looking for instant sex. mad
I must say however, that each incident does bring a few new members that fit in, and add variety to the site. When the site went over to 'Reg. Nicks only' in May 2003 a lot of the newbies who were pests, failed to register, and that did help. But it was not, unfortunately, a permanent cure.
The Forum and the Chatroom will get back to normal soon (I hope). At least until the next series of 'Media' revalations.
Harry0
It's always more fun being on the winning side.
George Armstrong Custer. 1839-1876.
Quote by Yorkieman
Just to carry on from Mr Writer, there was no need for tha comma between the words "error" and "when" in your 4th paragraph and also, you never follow a comma with the word "and." Hope you find these tips useful, Harry! wink

That well may be the case Yorkieman. It's quite possible that written English has changed somewhat since I left school 45 years ago. But I didn't make any claim to be perfect myself. I have no doubt that I have forgotten much that I learned.
The point of my original 'Post' was simply to suggest that people could make their own 'Add's' and 'Posts' more readable.
There is an old saying, "He who makes no mistakes, makes nothing". Occasional typing errors happen. (see your own 'Post' above, Quote: "no need for tha comma"). Lol.
One 'Edit' of the original message was carried out by a Moderator, who just happens to be a teacher, so I assumed, it was reasonably correct.
Harry0
"It's more fun being on the winning side".
George Armstrong Custer. 1839-1876.
It was Hoffnung who did the origonal vocalisation of this, it was entitled "The Sick Note"
Harry0
Still amusing tho'.
Quote by Alexandra

Bugger all the technicalities.
JUST ENJOY IT. lol :lol:
Harry0
I need to loose a little weight, any lady like to help me?

I'm with you on that one Harry!
And I could do with losing a few pounds myself!
Your place or mine Alexandra ? biggrin
Harry0
The best thing in life are free, but the transport costs to get there are enormous. :cry:
Quote by MrFC
Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, whick makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chance of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes yor skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up yhose calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body.
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of sex can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. I t can help combat asthma and hay fever.
(If this doesn't convince them guy's, nothing will).

Bugger all the technicalities.
JUST ENJOY IT. lol :lol:
Harry0
I need to loose a little weight, any lady like to help me?
Hells Teeth,
Whatever happened to tact and diplomacy, not to mention politeness. I couldn't see the 'Fat Slags' out of VIS magazine replying positively to that. Whatever do they learn at school these days.
Harry0
It's always fun being on the winning side.
George Armstrong Custer. 1839-1876.
One of the best 'put downs' I have seen in years Heather. rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
This post must surely be worth remembering by all lady members with teenage daughters.
Harry0
What can a few injuns do against the might of the Seventh Cavalry. OOOPS.
George Armstrong Custer 1839-1876
Quote by fem_4_taboo
unfortunatly ive had alot of the same, as a single female i am not just going to say hi to someone and then arrange to meet them the same day.
i dont know if i may be speeking out of turn, but am i correct in thinking single females are a rarity in here, soooo why do the single guys think their gods gift and want info, pics etc but offer nothing in return?? ok not all of them ( chatting to a very nice ynoung guy in e-mails at the moment from here )
anyway , it was lovely to hear your support heather, nice to think if i decide to meet i could give the details just incase thankyou, xx

Well said fem_4_taboo,
You are right about the small number of females in proportion to men on this site. Just take a look in the 'Adds' section;
Men seeking women 165 pages of them.
Women seeking men just 5 pages.
As more than one 'add' in any section is forbidden now, it does give you an idea of the male-female ratio, roughly 33:1. Admittedly not everyone of either sex puts up adds, but it is fairly representative of the general state of things.
Without wanting to appear 'sexist' ladies to have to be very careful when meeting a stranger for the first time, and they have to take many precautions to ensure their safety.
(not a pun on the use of condoms, honest).
A social meeting on neutral ground, where there are lots of other people is almost mandatory for any lady member meeting up for the first time.
Take care out there fem_4_taboo, there are many nice guys, but there also a lot of frogs.
Harry0
If you want a laugh, read add no 55283. It's more truthfull than most.
Quote by Crofty
4 replies.. lol and they were teasing or talking to each other.. not me.. how do you get to actually meet?

Threads in various posts do tend to get hijacked Crofty, its one of those things. lol
There is an encyclopedia of information for newbies to swinging in both the Cafe and Lets Meet sections of Forum. It's very well worth your time to have a read of them. It will take you a day or so, but it will be worth it.
Meeting up is not something that happens quickly, in fact, it can take a lot longer than you may think. You have to get to know others, and, they have to get to know you. Keep posting, join in other 'posts', join the chatroom, attend 'Munches' when one is held somewhere near you. Every little helps.
Like any other community it takes a while to fit in, once you are accepted, who knows what will happen.
Have fun trying.
Harry0
The oldest swinger in anyone's town.
Quote by newbie_student2004
Hi guys,
Thought i'd follow up my last post with a request for some chat time with some of you. I got an offer last night in the chatroom to go to someones house there and then. They wouldn't say how many people or their genders or interests, so (especially as a total swinger virgin) I declined! Kinda too quick for me, don't think they understood that concept though.
;)

It's nice to see a newbie with his head screwed on correctly. I assume that you are also new to the chatroom. SH is a great place to come to, to post, read, chat and eventually meet some people.
Getting an invitation to someone's home at so early a stage in your 'swinging career' is very unusual indeed. You were right to be apprehensive. Getting to know people first, even if it is just through chatting is the way to go. Reading the chat between other people, over time, is one way of finding out if the person(s) who invited you, are genuine people.
From the time of your 'post' it would seem that you were in the chatroom during the early hours of the morning. The chatroom during these hours, is usually unmoderated. The SyOps have to sleep sometime. But, we are aware that there are problems in there at that time of day. There have been several complaints made to 'The Management' about unruly behaviour, and we are taking steps to remedy that.
If you read through The Dogging Section posts, you will see that some doggers have, as the result of the media publicity, had to put up with attacks on their cars, being forced off the road, threatened and even robbed. Doggers are easy targets, especially as many dogging sites tend to be in lonely places.
Experienced swingers, when meeting someone for the first time, usually meet up on neutral ground first, e.g. A pub, cafe etc. This gives both parties the opportunity to weigh each other up, and if either party gets cold feet it's easier to say 'No', than when in their, or your, home.
It may well be that your invitation was quite genuine, but without a lot more information about who you were meeting, what their preferences were, how many you were meeting etc., you were right not to go. It's not beyond the bounds of possibility that you were being, set up.
Please stay with us in any, or all, sections of the site. Attend Munches, if you can and get to know people on a personal level. Likewise, become a regular in the chatroom get yourself known, you will soon learn who the regulars are, and also who the trouble makers are. Exchange Emails with possible contacts, you will eventually get accepted into the swinging scene. Just play it safe until you have more practical experience.
Harry0
It's always more fun being on the winning side.
George Armstrong Custer 1839-1876
Despite my venerable age, I have never actually owned a mini, I did drive a mini van on odd occasions during the 1960's. Knees around my ears it was so small.
Having said that, the nicest mini I have ever seen was that worn by DebsUK at the Midlands Munch last weekend. lol. Not so much a mini, as a pelmet cover. Wow.
Harry0
It's always more fun being on the winning side.
George Armstrong Custer. 1839-1876.
Quote by Jags
SPG eh?? Ever had to face chucking out time in Gosforth High Street - much worse than Bigg Market, so I'm told :shock:

The Bigg Market was quite a handful even in the 1970's Jags, Gosforth high Street used to be handled by a 'Special' with one hand tied behind his back. lol
However, things do change. The West End of Newcastle was the worst area, especially the pubs where the Irish labourers drank. I saw one with half his face cut off by an axe and he insisted on finishing his Guiness before we took him to hospital. Oh happy days. :doh: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Harry0
It's always much more fun being on the winning side.
George Armstrong Custer. 1839-1876.
Quote by MrFC
Hello Kev :welcome: Warning get out before it's too late :confused: you'll never be the same again if you dont!!!!

I notice you didn't run away MrFC rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Welcome Kevin MrFC is full of :bs:
Harry0
It's much more fun being on the winning side.
George Armstrong Custer.
Quote by john781
I dont seem to get many replys either

Is that to a 'posting' or an advert John781?
If its a post, then you have to say something that will get a responce, it may be favourable or may not be.
If it's to an advert, it doesn't matter how many views it has received, if you don't appeal to those who have looked at it, then you won't get a reply there either.
So, you can either change your posting style and/or you add to get a responce.
If that doesn't work, I'm afraid it's back to chatting up females in your local bar or club.
Nothing happens quickly in the Swinging Heaven 'lets meet up' game. It all takes quite a long time. Sorry.
Harry0
It's much more fun being on the winning side.
George Armstrong Custer.
Quote by gmanxxx
Harry
is this not a goofd thing
I know that thw Admin Mods and sysops here follow a strict code but we sure would not want anyone here that would engage with under age posters..
I am assuming that the software does not lead the respondent on, till it is too late...
we all have as adults the opportunity to bail out if we suspect something not quite right.... and if male ego prevents that maybe we should now consider it,....
Sorry just thinking anythink that protects kids is good.... as adults we rare here voluntarily and can always say no...
Gmanxxx

In principle it is gmanxxx, IF it's use is confined solely to chatrooms visited by children, but who is in control of it? at present it does not appear to be Law Enforcement Officers.
You are correct in thinking the Mods in The Forum and the Chatroom SyOps err on the side of safety when we suspect something suspicious is going on, but, I don't think we could possibly detect every single underage visitor. As to what the software is capable of, I don't honestly know. If it is, as I suspect, in the hands of people who are not the Police, who is watching them? And, how long will it be before all chatrooms are being put under surveilance? If recordings are being made of conversations, what is to stop them being manipulated to make a better 'case', prior to the Police being informed of the contents of any such conversation.
I for one would like a few answers.
Harry0
It's much more fun being on the winning side.
George Armstrong Custer
Hello DJohn,
The New Scientist was mentioned as the source of this information in the AOL report.
Whilst I, and I hope every member of Swinging Heaven, believes that all paedophiles should get their ' just deserts' under the full weight of the law. The article states over 100,000 of these bots have been sent out. Therefore a large number of chatrooms must have been visited on numerous occasions, possibly including ours.
Not being a computer whizz, I am wondering if there is any way these bots can be detected? We have an 'Adult Chatroom' which is, in the main, a very friendly place to visit. The rules and indeed the system itself automatically bans anyone entering the room with the words: boy, girl, and child in their nickname, but beyond that the SyOps have to use their own judgement as to the age of any particular room visitor.
We do not want genuine members being frightened off, by the thought that they are being watched by Big Brother.
Harry0
It's much more fun being on the winning side.
George Armstrong Custer.
This is aimed at the Chatroom Addicts who visit The Forum.
Copied from AOL Technology page
Nanniebots 'fool chatroom paedophiles'
A talking computer program is turning the tables on paedophiles by fooling them into thinking they are holding e-mail conversations with children, it has emerged.
In fact they find themselves trying to groom "nanniebots" - software characters with human-like personalities.
If a nanniebot detects classic signs of activity, such as an adult posing as a child, it sends out an alert. The British IT consultant who developed the system, called ChatNannies, claims tip-offs from his software have already led to police investigations.
Jim Wightman, from Wolverhampton, has so far sent 100,000 nanniebots incognito into chatrooms.
Each one is capable of sustaining a natural-sounding conversation, drawing on the Internet to obtain information about pop and youth culture.
Every nanniebot also has dozens of parameters assigned at random to give it an individual "personality".
They are so good at passing themselves off as young people that in conversations with 2,000 chatroom users no-one has yet spotted that they are not human.
The nanniebots are programmed to send transcripts of suspicious conversations to Wightman. If they raise sufficient concerns he relays the information to the police, including the e-mail address of the suspect user.
Chris Atkinson, Internet Safety Officer at the National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children, told New Scientist magazine: "If this software works, then it would be marvellous because there is nothing like this out there."

I WONDERED WHERE ALL THOSE ZZGUESTS CAME FROM.
On a more serious note, this is one of the reasons why we at Swinging Heaven have Chatroom Rules and the System Op's boot out suspicious or dubious characters. Being spy'd on by softwear is something we may have to be wary of in the future. Big Brother in the form of Mr. Jim Wightman is someone we don't want or need at least in this chatroom.
Harry0
It's much more fun being on the winning side.
George Armstrong Custer.
Hi Steveg,
Munches are addictive, have you put out a health warning? I'll be there, even if I have to walk. Just the thought of meeting up with some of the ladies who were at the Midlands Munch is more than enough incentive to be there.
Harry0
Don't think your getting all the ladies to yourself mate.
Hi Bluexxx,
You had better start composing now Blue, its just got to be a real cracker of a 'posting'
It was very nice, indeed a great pleasure, to meet you at the Midlands Munch, by the way, and I forgot to tell you I wasn't wearing my chainmail underwear. I accidentally left it at home. lol
Harry0
Quote by bluexxx
Errrrrr, am I missing something here....?
It was my impression that THIS forum is real... is it not? :shock: If not, then where the f*ck am I?
Blue shuffles off scratching her head yet again, this time not because the lice are partying

Strange, I thought this Forum was real as well, can it be that Bluexxx and I are just dreaming this?
Harry0
:sleeping: :sleeping:
Bluexxx Me.
Heh, heh,
I knew one or two would pick up on what I wrote. rotflmao
Thanks and DJohn. I never did learn French at school, they had a hard enough job trying to teach my class English. Hurries off to amend Faux Pas. lol
Harry0
Having viewed numerous thousands of postings since joining Swinging Heaven some years ago, may I point out a few items that may make your post more readable by others. Please bear in mind that the majority of swingers are in the 30+ age range and have had a good education by modern standards.
Please try and construct your sentences in plain English, not local slang or phone text.
Form sentences.
Punctuate your words correctly.
Form paragraphs.
Spell words correctly.
I appreciate that there may be some people who have difficulty seeing words correctly and that others may not have paid enough attention to lessons at school. However, with the aid of Word, WordPerfect or any other similar document producing programme, you can write out your 'Post' or advertisement first. Then check it for spelling and punctuation errors, prior to cutting and pasting it into one or more of 'The Forum' rooms.
A well written 'post' is far more likely to be read, than one with numerous errors, or which is produced as a thirty line block of letters with no punctuation or paragraphs. We all make mistakes, but there is no need to compound the error, when there are simple ways of avoiding or correcting them.
Please try typing your message out in one of the word processing programmes first, and count how many errors the spelling and grammar checking part of the programme picks up on. I do realise that many spell checking programmes are based on American English and a few errors may creep in here and there, but overall, it should improve your 'post'.
Harry0
Having written the above straight into a posting box, I bet there are a few faux pas.
Quote by graham n/west
hi all r there any adventurus cpls in the merseyside area looking for a male to take some pics of them .......not really looking to join in but can if required........out door or indoor the choice is yours .....pm me if ya interested and we can chat ..........

AAGGGGHHHHHHH. Not another one. banghead
Harry0