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17 Mar 2004

Quote by deiusoflove
Ok, new to (organised) swinging. I am 36 y old, pretty cool and fit sexpot. I don't want to just go to a party and be the third...wheel. Especially I would love to try upper end parties like fever. So, I want to find a female match first. Any idea where to look, post ad etc. (to meet females who are serious).
Don't have probs with meeting girls but want to get straight to the point as I'm sure there's girls who are curious about it but don't want to try w/out some security about her initial consort.
Any thoughts appreciated. 8)

I really should write a Guide for Newbies. There are several thousand registered male's on this site, all competing for very few females. Those that have been successful are very unlikely to give hints or tips to someone else, they don't want more competition than there already is.
Place an advert by all means, but as I, and others have said on many occasions, you only get out of this site what you willing to put into it. It's a long hard road getting accepted as a potential swinging partner, there will be many failures along the way, eventually you may tire and go elsewhere.
This is not a site where women throw themselves at you, unless you can show that you are very, very exceptional indeed. Lots have tried and all but one or two have failed, many miserably.
By all means read through the adds section, place your own advert, but if you do, be honest, If your not you won't get beyond any ladies front door, never mind her bedroom.
Have fun trying.
Harry0

17 Mar 2004

Quote by jazzloveruk
Goes without saying that the film gets left behind, unless I have permission to keep it from the participants.

On this site nothing goes without saying, as you will see the longer you stay her. I suppose as a Newbie, you didn't know that, but you will learn.
Harry0

17 Mar 2004

jazzloveruk wrote:

I am a newbie to this and must admit to getting very turned on by some of the ads on this site. I know I'm gonna take the bait sooner or later - so here goes.
I'd like to film a couple or female on my digital camcorder. I'm in the west country, str8 male, aged 44, 6'2" tall. Please reply with your suggestions - which I am open to. If you send pics I will reciprocate in kind.
I am discreet and will appreciate same from you.

I think you may find there are not too many people on this site willing to oblige you. Once film or photographs have been taken, those people who 'starred' in them have no control over what happens to these 'Pics'.
You may want them for private viewing. But there are others out there who wouldn't hesitate to include them in Porno home movies, or send a series of Pics to Readers Wives competitions. They could even end up in one or two tabloid newspapers. Most people won't risk that. Would you?
Harry0

16 Mar 2004

male_sex_trainee wrote:

Not even any replies, maybe being male aint helping.
Come on guys and girls tips on how to succeed are needed here please

Could I suggest you look back through the various pages of the Lets Meet Up section of Forum. You will find dozens of 'Posts' similar to yours, the great majority with no replies either.
Swingers are not into teaching the inexperienced, they don't want to waste their time.
This is not a site where women will throw themselves at your feet gagging for it. You will have to get yourself known, your add says nothing about who or what you are.
Once you are known, you will be in severe competition with several thousand other guys all trying to contact the relatively few (in comparison) females.
Read some of the Advice to Newbies posts, they can be helpful, after a year or two you may get lucky, and get a reply. Out of perhaps 20 replies you may actually get to meet someone, and even then your chances of getting into bed with them are about 5:1 against.
It's a tough world Swinging. You have to be prepared to take a lot of knocks along the way.
Harry0

16 Mar 2004

ManAlive wrote:

Muhammed Ali: he was a great figure - a 20th century superman. A superior athlete, witty, physically and morally courageous - and he was funny. I'd just have a chat to get to know him and understand him more

In the mid 1970's Muhammed Ali came to South Shields to open a new Mosque. At that time I was a Police Officer in the Special Patrol Group in Northumbria Police. I was one of four policeman assigned to be his bodyguard (as if he needed one) for some six hours. We had ample opportunity to speak to him. Unlike his 'Acting' performances in front of TV cameras which everyone saw over several years. He was a very interesting person to have a conversation with, he was very amusing, intelligent and had a genuine interest in not only his 'new found faith' but on many other subjects ranging from politics to hobbies.
Previously I had only thought of him as a professional boxer, who liked clowning around.
After meeting him I changed my mind completely. It's sad to see him suffer these days with that terrible medical affliction, but even now that sense of humour shows through.
Manalive was quite right, Ali was everything he said he was. I won't forget meeting him.
Harry0

16 Mar 2004

I think thats only applicable to the Mods and SysOps who after ten years devoted work on this site get a Â£1 Premium Bond from Mark. Something to really look forward to.
lol

lol

:lol: :lol:
Harry0

16 Mar 2004

Seen on a Church Notice Board and reported in The Readers Digest.
Jesus Saves
Not on my wage he couldn't
Harry0

16 Mar 2004

Graffiti is nothing new,
During the excavations of Pompeii, numerous examples were found written on the walls of public buildings including this 'gem' from an accute observer at the time. It was in Latin but this is the translation
EVERYONE WRITES ON WALLS BUT ME.
At least someone had a sense of humour. lol

lol

:lol:
Harry0

16 Mar 2004

Daveman wrote:

hi i'm an attractive 22yo white guy in guildford, looking to meet up with single ladies any age for no strings attached sex.

I see your not into bondage then.

rotflmao

:rotflmao:
Harry0
ladies if your looking for something completely different,
then read add no 55283.

16 Mar 2004

Source AOL News
The mobile phone has become an indispensible item for illicit lovers
Britons believe new technology is helping one of the oldest vices in the world - adultery.
According to a survey, men and women believe conducting illicit affairs has never been easier thanks to the growth in the number of mobile phone and internet users.
The study - conducted for the divorce lawyers to the late Diana, Princess of Wales, Mishcon de Reya - found almost half of those (46%) questioned about their relationship habits claimed the advent of emails, texting and internet chat rooms has led to a massive rise in the number people being unfaithful to their partners.
It found nearly a third of people (29%) admitted using emails, text messaging and internet chat rooms to flirt with potential partners or nurture an affair.
Of those, almost a quarter (22%) confessed to doing so every day while 62% admitted to doing so once a week.
The law firm says adultery has grown "alarmingly" in recent years and Sandra Davis, partner and head of Mishcon de Reya's Family Practice, says the surge in availability of instant telecommunication is reflected in an equally dramatic increase in numbers wanting a divorce on the grounds of adultery.
She said: "More and more cases that I am dealing with, in which infidelity is the key issue, now contain an element of mobile phone and internet use as part of illicit activity.
"The number of addresses in the UK is rising and they too are being used as a conduit for affairs on the worldwide web and away from the prying eyes of partners.
"It has been our experience that those of our clients who cite adultery as the cause of the breakdown of their marriage find, increasingly, that new forms of communication have been instrumental in the initial conception of infidelity."
In the survey, one in ten people questioned admitted they feared e-flirting may be fuelling infidelity.
They can't mean us surely.
Harry0

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

15 Mar 2004

Hello roomies, the following was copied from AOL Technology News today. It will explain a few things.

Problems for users
Microsoft said a "significant portion" of people who use the company's e-mail system and other Internet-based products had trouble accessing the services for several hours.
The company said it was an internal problem rather than an attack on its system and that it had service restored by Friday night. The problem began earlier that day.
In addition to , the popular web-based e-mail service, Microsoft said people were having difficulties accessing products such as company's MSN Messenger instant messaging programme.
Malina Bragg, a spokeswoman with Microsoft's Waggener Edstrom public relations firm, said in an e-mail that the company did not know how many people were having trouble but that "it appears to affect a significant portion of our customers".
Bragg said the problem appeared to be affecting people who were trying to log on to the system.
Those who were able to get on the system did not appear to be having problems sending and receiving e-mail, she said.

Thought you might like to know what happened.
Harry0

15 Mar 2004

Hi Fred,
I hope your feeling somewhat better now. I had something similar a few years ago which the hospital said was food poisoning.
However, you should be grateful for one thing, that is, that you weren't suffering from 'Piles' at the same time.
Baboons 'bum' is one thing, but Baboons bum with 'Piles'
The mind boggles at that thought. lol

lol

Harry0

15 Mar 2004

Bluexxx wrote:

I want a bit of what Harry O has been on all these years - you REALLY do not look your age

Sappho wrote:

Harry0 - Wonderful to meet you at last. Mmmmmmmm!

Thank you to both ladies, redface

redface

May I add these recommendations to my advert please. I need all the help I can get, the competitions tough in the 'Men seeking Women' add's section. rolleyes

rolleyes

I wish I could answer your query Bluexxx. I would bottle it and sell it. Make a fortune and sponsor Munches all over the country. lol

lol

The only answer I can come up with is:-
Lead a dissolute life, smoke 50 cigarettes a day and drink lots of sherry, at least a litre a day. (I have to do my bit for the poor wine growers). Perhaps its the alcohol preserving me. Having said that, you wouldn't want to see the picture of me I have hidden in the attic.
If anyone doesn't understand that last comment, please read: A portrait of Dorian Grey by Oscar Wilde. :twisted:
Harry0
Add no 55283.

14 Mar 2004

What can I add that's not already been said. A great night was had by all. Marvellous to meet so many I have chatted to in the Forum and The Chatroom. I was disappointed that Willxx69 wasn't wearing his Ruff, and MISSCHIEF didn't wear her Buffalo Robe but what the hell.
A very big THANKS to Dawn_Mids for the organisation put into it XXXXXXXXXXXXBabe.
kiss

kiss

Harry0

12 Mar 2004

surrey male wrote:

I have loaded the Java bit but i cant find how to get things working. I have windows XP..and there seems to be nothing to run??although the install said success..I try to click on logo once sw has installed but nothing happens

It may be possible your going about accessing the site the wrong way Surrey male.
To access the java interface, simply click on the java interface on the chatroom main page
after a few moments a box appears, type in a nickname and a password, and click the connect button, the chatroom page should then open. Once you have downloaded java onto your hard drive, assuming you haven't already got it there you need not access it, this is done automatically when you click on the Java acess to the chatroom
I have just checked the java access to the chatroom myself and it is working. You will also need to register your nickname to access the chatroom as it is going onto Registered Nicknames only in a few days.
See my post in the other 'post' in Forum re 'Cant access the Chatroom.'
I use XP pro myself and have never had a problem accessing the chatroom.
Harry0

12 Mar 2004

TREATYU wrote:

hi can anyone help cant get in to chat room .i

As you may have seen elsewhere on this site, the Chatroom is going over to Registered Nickname only. When this happens casual visitors will not be able to access it.
What I suggest you do first, is go to the Chatroom Main Page and print out all the instructions, including the 'Dummies Guide' as a reference. Follow these instructions to the letter. When typing in, do not forget the use the / where necessary, all the spacing shown and Capitol letters where shown. You have a choice of accessing the Chatroom using either Java or Mirc, it's your choice.
If you have been using the Java interface, give it ample time to download first, this can take a little time depending on your connection. The Mirc acess requires a little more work on your behalf.
Take your time, double check all your typed entries before clicking 'enter' otherwise you may not be able to proceed further. During registration you will have to wait for an Email containing your registration number, from Starchat. Although this is supposed to be an instant reply, it can take upto 5 minutes or so before you get it, so be patient.
Before you enter the room, READ THE CHATROOM RULES. Sorry to shout that, but the number of members who haven't done so, are legion. This results in the room SyOps having to issue continual warnings. Those who don't obey the rules get kicked out and those who persist in breaking them will have their membership removed.
Your not the only person to have had trouble accessing the chatroom, there have been many others, nearly all have failed because they didn't carry out the simple instructions properly. Have another try.
I have just tried accessing the Chatroom using both the jave and mirc interfaces without any problem. It might be a problem with your firewall, Try lowering your level of protection and try the chatroom again.
Harry0

11 Mar 2004

kinkycoupleleic wrote:

We have only just found this site and well done to who ever runs it, looks like your doing a great job....
We look forward to chatting to everyone - and hopefully meating a few of you aswell

Welcome kinkycoupleinleic,
Have a good look around, visit the chatroom, dip your toes in everywhere. You won't find a better site on the WWW .
Harry0

11 Mar 2004

Dawn_Mids,
Thanks for the PM. re. the venue of the Midlands Munch, the directions were very specific and the road map very helpful, but:
Did you have to pick the Saddam Hilton in downtown Bagdad for this do?
Where's my bloody passport. Does any Airline fly there these days?
I don't mind the travelling expenses, or paying for a room in the Saddam Hilton, but Iraq is a dry country, there's no beer. mad

mad

:x :x
Harry0
The only good thing about the Munch is I may see Dawn
doing the dance of the seven veils. rolleyes

rolleyes

11 Mar 2004

Sappho wrote:

I'm so looking forward to meeting up with you at the Midlands Munch.

The feelings mutual Sappho, in all honesty I can't wait. kiss

kiss

Harry0

11 Mar 2004

MISSCHIEF wrote:

Fraid I can't really help you with the ad response thing - very pot luck by the looks of it. I think it's also a case of mailing the right person(s) at the right time too.

I would be very gratefull for a single reply from a female to my Add. no 55283
:small-print: Read it ladies, please. You may find it different, if nothing else.
Harry0
________________________
All genuine replies will be answered.

11 Mar 2004

Life is like a long straight road,
Don't dash headlong down it,
Take your time and stroll along slowly,
Look around and enjoy everything you see,
For you only pass this way once.
Harry0
A philosopher I'm not.

10 Mar 2004

JonahJ wrote:

Just popped in for the first time. Bloody hell, I've got a headache after 5 minutes!

How do you think the SyOps feel JonahJ. Recently there have been upto and sometimes over 160 in the room some nights, we also have other things like entry script and clone detectors working and showing on our screens as well. :shock: :shock:
We do it for love of it as well as trying to keep order. evil

evil

Please send all donations to Mark for the SyOps pension scheme, because we dont get paid for doing it. lol

lol

:lol:
Harry0

10 Mar 2004

Thank your parents for having you and bringing you up, before they pass away.
finally,
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool,
than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
One serious one funny?
Harry 0
I posted this and then read Sgt Bilko's one and the same really.

10 Mar 2004

robnew wrote:

The munch stuff is something that I hadn't even heard of before this site.

I hadn't heard of A Munch either robnew that is until it appeared in the Forum.
Therefore:-
The word Munch is now:- Â© Copyright SwingingHeaven. 2004
Let the press pick that up and use it at their peril. lol

lol

:lol:
Harry0
___________________________
Actually I think Steveg_NW coined the word. oops.

10 Mar 2004

Hello robnew, It's unfortunately not as easy as someone meeting up with you.
All that will do is verify that you exist. We have had hundreds of new members in the last few weeks, many of them like you. Lots of these are married or single men looking for a quicky. After a while they wander off, because they have found out that nothing is instant in swinging.
The best way for you to verify your credentials is to stay with SwingingHeaven, join in the Forum with Postings and perhaps use the Chatroom. Posting an advert is also recommended, but as you will see, there are thousands of adds from men looking for very few women.
As you are a newbie, I would suggest you take the time to read through the pages of The Forum, 'Lets Meet' and 'Cafe' section paying special attention to the other posts from newbies and the advice given to them.
In a while members will notice your postings and gradually you will become accepted. Once you are known, try attending one of the various Munches around the country. There you will meet other members, this could, but not necessarily, lead to further meetings on a 1 to 1 basis.
One thing above all is to be honest, if your not and you are found out, you will never get a meeting, ever.
Don't be put off, you will have to work at it for some time before you succeed.
Best of luck.
Harry0

9 Mar 2004

Corrie Wrote:

I've booked a none smoking room anyone care to swap

Hi Corrie,
I have a single 'smoking' room booked. It's a single bed only, but I'm willing to share, perhaps we could both 'Smoke' together.
You don't know what your missing until you try itl rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll:
Harry0
I'm not as good as I once was,
but I'm as good once, as I ever was.
:twisted: :twisted:

9 Mar 2004

Hi JudyTV,
I, like all the other OPs sympathise with your position and we will take action against those who break the rules, whenever we come across them.
As you may have seen the Chatroom is going over to Registered Nick's only. This has been done in order to help stop the chaos experienced of late.
The Ops can have the rule breakers banned permanently by having their membership withdrawn not just from the Chatroom but from the whole site.
It may take a few days for the 'Thickies' to realise this but eventually it will sink in. rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll:
Chin up.
Harry0

9 Mar 2004

Welcome to Swinging Heaven Oldrcpl. Have a stroll through the site, you may find many things of interest. Enjoy. You may find out along the way, there are others here older than you. lol

lol

Harry0

9 Mar 2004

A not too bright office dolly bird got married.
On her return to work after the Honeymoon, he workmates gathered round to get the 'goss'.
"How was your wedding night" asked one girl.
"Fantastic" replied the office dolly, "I had an organism"
"Surely you mean Orgasm" said another girl.
"No" said the office dolly, "It was just a little one" confused

confused

:?
Harry0

8 Mar 2004

A set of Master Keys for all known forms of Chastity Belt Locks. Â£1/00/00
20 Cigarettes 2/6d = in funny money.
1 pint of beer 3/- = 15p in funny money
Bottle of Whiskey 70cl. Â£1/10/0 = in funny money.
Bus Fare 1d per 2 miles = 1/2p in funny money.
Newcastle to London by train Â£6 return.
Newcastle to London by air Â£15 return.
A night out with a bird to the cinema, drinks before and a Chinese meal afterwards and a taxi home and change out of Â£10 for the lot.
Condoms 30d =15p in funny money for a packet of three.
Petrol 2/6d per gallon = in funny money. Thats per Gallon not a litre.
A new mini van Â£450.
Bugger, I'm going to cry if I don't stop.
Harry0