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16 Oct 2004

Hello Niki,
I think you should scroll through this Forum and read the replies made to other young boys who have made similar postings to yours. You won't find any ladies making positive replies to them. There are a lot of helpful suggestions though.
I see from your profile you are a 'Professional,' I don't see how, at 18, you can be a professional at anything.
This is your first 'posting', yet you cannot even be bothered to check your spelling, or start a sentence with a capital letter. Is it really too much trouble for you to spell
Teesside? Your posting a message to a Forum, not sending a text message on your mobile phone.
You say nothing about yourself, other than you are a horny 18 year old looking for no strings sex. I have news for you, there are thousands of other 18 year olds, looking for the same thing, and many have tried to 'score' through this Forum. I have yet to hear of a single individual in your age group, meet with success.
At the moment I would estimate your chances of 'getting on top' as slightly lower than the bottom man on a Red Indian Totem Pole. sad

sad

Harry0

14 Oct 2004

If the venue is to be Edinburgh, count me in. If Glasgow, count me out. I'm still wanted by the Police there.
Harry0
redface

redface

14 Oct 2004

Quote by Halyard
I have been reading this thread with increasing interest and have found a lot of good advice, as well as a lot of laughs. Thanks folks for brightening up my day!
Going back to the original post, I think that you will find that the plural of faux pas is faux's pas. I cannot be one hundred percent certain of this, but am % sure.

Hello Halyard,
Ah yes, but I see your still not absolutely certain. biggrin

biggrin

There were a couple of alternative suggestions mentioned shortly after I started this thread. However, I did mention that at my school they had a hard enough job teaching us to speak English, never mind French.
In the intervening years though, I have become quite expert at 'Frenching' 69position

69position

Harry0

11 Oct 2004

Quote by Jags
:x :x If I see any more threads saying how wonderful the NE Munch was I will be forced to abuse my Mod powers (again) and delete the entire thread :x :x I live in the rotten NE but was out the country at the weekend and am SO PISSED OFF SO STOP SAYING HOW GOOD IT WAS!! :x :x
That's strange, I thought a lass as sensible as Jags, would have got her priorities right.
Just in case you wanted to know, it was a great night out.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Harry0
:lol: (just jealous)

10 Oct 2004

Quote by DJohn
A Munch in Newcastle and I couldn't make it. Damn damn damn damn damn. And bugger. And CelticQ in a basque too... I'm going to have to kill myself now.
On the other hand, I did have a wonderful evening with the woman I love. Maybe I'll stay alive just a little longer.
Sorry I didn't manage to get my nonRSVP in. It's been a very busy week.

Hello DJohn,
There's no need to do anything as drastic as that, I'm sure that if you ask CelticQ nicely, she'll tell you where she bought it, and you can get one all for yourself. lol. I must admit though, I think a Basque suited her more than it will suite you. lol.
Harry0

10 Oct 2004

Wow, what an evening. :cheers:
Well Done Fabio, :thumbup:
For a guy who hasn't ever been to a Munch, you did a fantastic job in organising this one. It was great to meet up with so many Swinging friends again, passionkiss

passionkiss

and to meet some new ones for the first, and I very much hope, not the last time. kiss

kiss

Unlike marya, I'm not even going to try and name everyone present, as I'm bound to leave someone out, my memory being what it is, and I have no wish to offend anyone, or get a black eye for any omission. rolleyes

rolleyes

Roll on the next NE Munch, drinkies

drinkies

Harry0

8 Oct 2004

Hello Misschief,
You gorgeous female, It's a shame you can't be there tomorrow. However, when we meet again, it won't be only your dress I'll be inspired to take off. lol

lol

Harry0

8 Oct 2004

Agggghhhhh.
I have just realised, going to this Munch means I will have to take my annual bath two months early. I can't turn up smelling like a Ferret. Oh bugger, I usually bathe just before Xmas in the hope of getting Xmas party invitations. Ah well, I suppose I'll have to be brave and clear out ten months accumulation of Spiders from the bath tomorrow morning.
Looking on the bright side, I may not have to go into Hospital in the New Year to have my socks surgically removed, provided I soak them long enough. Lol.
Harry0 redface

redface

2 Oct 2004

Quote by dundeecpl

If you don't want to be bored out of your skull, please refrain from conversing about Footy,

Deffo no footy it is a night out after all and we should have other things on our minds :twisted:
xx
Del and Gill
P.s. Harry, we may need you to stick close to us since you are a cunning linguist. wink

wink

Hello Dell and Gill,
Just how cunning a linguist I am can be demonstrated in private. lol. I didn't put the '0' ar the end of my name for nothing. :twisted:
Harry0

1 Oct 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
I'd forgotten they don't speak English in Newcastle.
Steve

Don't worry folks,
I will be there, and will be available to translate for you. (for a drink or two) I speak, Northumbrian, Geordie and Durham Pit Yakker. Oh, and also the Queens English.
If you don't want to be bored out of your skull, please refrain from conversing about Footy, Whippets and the merits of Broon Ale. rolleyes

rolleyes

Harry0

30 Sep 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
you get a rose thorn stuck in your tit and you need someone to suck it out
was that you were thinking of Harry?
Dawn :silly:

I know which of the two choices I'd go for Dawn. lol. rolleyes

rolleyes

Harry0

30 Sep 2004

Feeling bored with writing I thought I'd take a break and ask this question.
You find out who your real friends are... when.
I'll start it off with :-
When your 50 miles from a hospital and you get bitten on arse by a Rattlesnake.
Harry0

25 Sep 2004

I do wish film makers and producers would put some effort into coming up with a title themselves, instead of pinching it from elsewhere. mad

mad

The butterfly effect is a part of Chaos Theory. Advanced mathematics had nothing to do with this film. rolleyes

rolleyes

Harry0

24 Sep 2004

Quote by MikeNorth
Agreed, Shireen...but nicely knackered...with a smile on their face
Mike.

If I know Bluexxx, most of the men there will be wishing they had worn chain mail underwear, if she gets her vibrator out. lol.
Harry0

24 Sep 2004

Quote by javagetty
Hi - my partner would love to have sex in the same room as other couples but not commit to anybody else, sure this may change when it happens but for now we are wondering whether this is part of the swinging scene, i.e. no commitment is needed to swing if you just want same room sex.... Hope this makes sense.

Hello javagetty,
You have one thing going for you straight away, you're being cautious. That's a good thing, if you and your partner are just considering swinging.
There are many couples who have been in the same boat as you, your interested, but not so sure you want to swap partners, just yet. I'm fairly certain there will be a few members of Swinging Heaven who may take you under their wing, so to speak, and perhaps offer you the opportunity to share a bed with them, but not swap partners.
Most swingers had the same doubts when they started out, and so will be familiar with your current situation. You and your partner may find sharing a bed a 'great turn on' but then again, may not. As long as the people you are with understand your situation, I don't think they will be offended if you suddenly changed your minds.
Many swingers find it sexually stimulating just to share a bed with another couple, simply watching another couple having sex right next to you, can be a big 'turn on' for them as well as you.
You may well have, an offer from another couple later in this thread, or by PM. Try meeting them for a drink first, if you get on well together, and that applies to both couples, not just you and your partner, then go either to a hotel or one of your homes, and take it from there.
Only you and your partner can decide if swinging is for you, and both of you must be very comfortable with the thought of it. If either of you have doubts, then stop right there. It could ruin your relationship with your partner, if either of you feels pushed into doing it.
Swingers are, in my experience, very nice people, and they do understand what you are going through. By all means give it a try. If you both like the experience, then proceed to the next stage. If it's not for either one of you, well at least you gave it a try, and won't be wondering 'what if' for the rest of your life.
Harry0
The oldest swinger in anyones town.

24 Sep 2004

Quote by EnglishChris99

Hello Chris,
No offence, but 'clique' you did spell correctly, but there is another word you used that needs a little more practice.
:small-print: :giggle:
Harry0

Harry, none taken... my spelling is sooo bad that I do try and make a realy concious effort to spell properly and correct errors... however I am very bad at seeing my own mistakes and have therefore had to shortlist about four words that potentialy need more practice, because I don't know which one your referring to!!!
Sorry Chris,
I can never resist a micky take, the word you spelt incorrectly was 'ballencing' I will leave it to you to sort out the correct spelling.
Don't worry about it. He who never makes mistakes, never makes anything. I know I've made thousands, honest. lol.
Harry0
I never make mistakes, there was an occasion when I thought I had, but I was in error. rolleyes

rolleyes

24 Sep 2004

Quote by fruity1976
Well everybody else has got some sort of clique or in crowd!!
Im gonna be in the out crowd, Im out where the out crowds going! hehe
Only the most depraved people need apply! :twisted:

I've never been outed, thank f**k. I'm a straight heterosexual. Highly evolved through Natural Selection, to giving ladies as much pleasure as possible, either in or out of bed.
All you have to do is PM me for a free sample. cool

cool

Harry0
Please form an orderly queue, first 'cum' first serviced. lol.

24 Sep 2004

Quote by EnglishChris99
Can I nominate myself, because...:
+ I am new and therefore not sullied by any of the other cliques
+ My Avitar upset Jag, and made MissChief forget where she was
+ Looking at the list I appear to be in a minority as a southern scally, and the club needs some geographic ballencing
+ Finaly, don't think I have been in a clique before, and want to practice spelling the word
- I hate self nomination... is there anyone else who would consider themselves worthy enough to be added to my list of people to nominate??

Hello Chris,
No offence, but 'clique' you did spell correctly, but there is another word you used that needs a little more practice.
:small-print: :giggle:
Harry0

24 Sep 2004

An interesting thread.
I nominate me for membership, but only for one reason, and that is, because no one else will have to worry about being the oldest swinger there. lol.
I'd also nominate SteveG_NW as he is an 'ace' at organising parties and munches.
I'll leave all female nominations to others, as I don't want my throat cut by those I may accidently leave out. rolleyes

rolleyes

Harry0

23 Sep 2004

Being deaf is no problem on Swinging heaven, I am totally deaf in one ear and wear a hearing aid in the other ear. It does have it's advantages. Sorry Sargeant, but I didn't hear her say NO. Well, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
Harry0

23 Sep 2004

I always fancied Agnetha, the problem was, I would probably have been done for child molestation considering how old I am. Bugger, I still fancy her now. But when you get to my age, beggers can't be choosers. I must admit she had a classy ass but not as nice as Alex's. I'm looking for brownie points here. lol.
Harry0

23 Sep 2004

Hello Fem_manc_cpl,
Thank you for your felicitations. You mean someone actually read my posts. Wow. Fame at last. You never know, we may meet up at some time in the future. I'm a bit like a bad penny, I keep turning up when least expected.
Harry0

22 Sep 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
now look harry!
you had at least 5 posts in a row there. it just won't do you know! we don't do that here! next thing you know accusations of being a post happy postwhore will be flying around, and then there will we be????
just calm down mate ok? once a day is quite sufficient! once every six months now . . . . . . well we'll say no more! ;) bob in at least once in a while ok?
neil x x x ;)

Opps Sorry Neil,
I got carried away. By the bye, could you post me one of those happy whores you mentioned above, at least I think it was what you mentioned, I've had a little drop of the hard stuff tonight, and am a bit glassy eyed. :cheers:
lol.
Harry0

22 Sep 2004

Awww shucks Alex, your making me blush. redface

redface

I wonder how deep it will go when my voice breaks. smile

smile

No your bum doesn't look big in your picture, but I'll give you a second opinion when I see it for real. :twisted:
Harry0

22 Sep 2004

Quote by Heather
Harry!
Nice to see you! You're looking swell!

Hello Heather,
A pleasure to hear from you too, let me know when those ducks are fully grown, I have a spare packet of stuffing. Sorry only kidding.
XXXXXXX
Harry0

22 Sep 2004

Quote by Kinky Lizard

Good evening sir!
reminds me of when I was a mere lad seeing your name on here.....yes, you and arti were a great team
look after yourself mate and make sure you keep popping in

Hey Kinky,
Still doing the graphics I see, I downloaded your top picture and lightened it up a bit, That wasn't me in the picture, that guy is too good looking, but a nice try though. I must drop Arti a line soon. Take care yourself.
Regards
Harry0

22 Sep 2004

Quote by soupy
Nice to see you posting in the forum mate.
Take it easy&good wishes soupy.

Yo Soupy,
I hope you will be going to the NE Munch, if so, we will meet up at last.
Nice to hear from you too.
Harry0

22 Sep 2004

Quote by ccr
Hi Harry,
I hope I'm not too late and missed you, it's lovely to hear from you again and that things are still going strong in your life.
Take care,
Mr and Mrs ccr

Hi CCR, both of you. lol. It's nice to know I'm still remembered, even if I am a doddering old fogey. No where did I put my Zimmer Frame rolleyes

rolleyes

Harry0

22 Sep 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Woohoo - I talked to Harry today!
What a great bloke! With a brill voice!
And such a character!
It was a priviledge!
Alex x

And a great pleasure for me too Alex. kiss

kiss

:kiss: We must do it again soon.
Harry0

22 Sep 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
Surely you don't need me to remind you shireen hwoar:
or
Harry come back and remind shireen of that evening please
Dawn :silly:

Noooooooooooo Ssshhhhhhhhhhhh......I still cant believe I did that!!... :shock: :shock:
Shireen
xxx
Being the gentleman that I am, I wouldn't say a word to anyone about what happened at that Midlands Munch Shireen. However, I can't vouch for the thirty or so witnesses who were also present. rolleyes

rolleyes

:shock:
Harry0
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