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helnheaven
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 67
UK
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Quote by fabio
Is it just me?
Over the past few months I have replied to adverts posted on members' profiles.
No one ever replies! Not even a 'thanks for your email but....'
I've had about 3 replies in total over 2yrs!
I appreciate some might get lots of responses but is it too much to ask for an Acknowledgement at least?
If you expect people to take the time to read and reply to your adverts at least respond....or don't post in the first place.
Very frustrating!!
The example that I always give is that I know a single girl who was looking...... put up an advert and went on holiday for a week..... and when she came back she found she had the best part of 800 replies waiting for her.......
now if you were in her position, hand on heart, would you answer every single one of them?
to be honest I have yet to meet a bloke that has said "yes, I would answer every one".....
yes it is frustrating...... but you have to imagine the amount of post a person gets..... and unless yours does stand out, then it is going to be tough...
I have been on here longer than you have, and to be honest with you, them amount of people that have replied to my ad has to be no more that the fingers on both hands....
there is a saying that goes so well in regards to swinging and the scene in general...
you get out what you put in....
I have gotten myself known in various chatrooms that has opened up many avenues..... I have gone to socials and munches, where meeting people in person has opened up a new world of oppotunities....
if you are just relying on an ad then you are restricting the ways that you will get noticed......
so I went and looked at your ad and profile.....
your profile is very basic, says very little about you or your personality.....
your ad..... here is a tip...Swinging Heaven hasn't started charging by the word quite yet, so use them to sell yourself!
your ad says nothing about you, it says nothing about the type of person you are after, it is just one line long......hand on heart,if you were someone on the outside looking in would you answer your ad? if, and i would suspect, the answer would be no... then you know what you need to do
hopefully you will take a lot of what you have said in....
As always, a great reply
Sex God
Quote by kentswingers777
I thought this was gonna be a thread about peanuts !!!
Who ?
:lol:What was it 'Arnie' said?
"Get to the chopper!"
and "I'll be back!" :lol:
Well Arnie has not " been back " for years now. He probably wont now either, as he is past his sell by date. :shock:
All good things come to pass Hel. :lol:
Arnie is still alive n nicking oxygen and good things come to pass yes but not past the sell by date yet
Sex God
There are so many males here all competing for the same thing. Perhaps try re-jigging your profile, add a little more about yourself and if you are confident enough, add a photo. I know, for obvious reasons,not everyone is comfortable putting face photos on profiles, me included. Try a search of the older posts and have a look what others say about this subject, you will find lots maybe something there will help
Sex God
This has to be one of the biggest 'gripes' here and its unfortunate but it happens.
Personally, I try to reply to all, even if its a thanks but no thanks. Courtesy costs nothing afterall.
Good luck
Personally, I try to reply to all, even if its a thanks but no thanks. Courtesy costs nothing afterall.
Good luck
Sex God
Quote by sword-stileto
Dont know what i'd call my privates!!
But I know of two men who do!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Snort & Seargant Major Grout call theres..
Private Armitage
-"- Featherby
-"- Higgins
-"- Hopwood
-"- Lumley
-"- Meek
Yes the wonderful soldier boys of pippin fort...
From Camberwick Green for those who dont mind admiting there old enough to remember it lol.....
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
Oooh, I was having a chhat about this t'other day.
So, what do you call yours?
I'm not averse to the 'c*nt' word... said in the right context that is, rather than being used as an insult! I can take or leave 'pussy'...Somehow it isn't quite right but then there's not much else is there?
Mind you, 'ladygarden' always makes me chuckle! :giggle:
Jeeez Nola you been digging deep again, are you bored?
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Even worse if you are getting old like me!!
Get those thought right out of your head young lady!
Sex God
Quote by Mr-Powers
I thought this was gonna be a thread about peanuts !!!
Who ?
:lol:What was it 'Arnie' said?
"Get to the chopper!"
and "I'll be back!" :lol:
Sex God
Im always laughing, cant be doing with misery and miserable folk
And yes, it keeps you young. Ya dont get crows feet, just laughter lines :lol:
And yes, it keeps you young. Ya dont get crows feet, just laughter lines :lol:
Sex God
Oh god, I just love music and almost everything will get me singing I used to dress up in my elder sisters stuff when I was a kid and sing down the plug of the iron cos it had a lead like a proper mic :lol:
I used to dress up in my elder sisters stuff when I was a kid and sing down the plug of the iron cos it had a lead like a proper mic :lol: Sex God
Quote by Bev_Wiltsguy
Boris a Twat (but has some entertainment value)What indeed has he got to say re Blair ? Oh ! He's not a Tory pmsl. I do not live in London so would so like to know what he has made 'better'. Gordon the best Chans ever & I agree-the prob is world wide ffs & he was supposed to see that ? -but has got the blameAs for Thatcher, memory loss
Which is a shame. Cameron, same shoes I am afraid. Bev.
Id say her memory loss is the equiv to a 'look at me' post
Shes always bin ga ga Sex God
Quote by Rich_and_dee
Have ya seen these on ebay?
Hitachi Magic Wand Full Body Massager
dee
still waiting for me
Ive seen em
Have you seen this
Fukuoku 9000 Finger Massager
Very handy
Tried n tested:giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Rich_and_dee
Thats me :-)
Im having an ebay night {peace and quiet}
waiting for Rich to come home
dee
Hope you havent done too much damage to your bank balance
sussed :lol:
ive been browsing old teddy bears {no I aint selling Rich honest
}:giggle:
I try to limit my ebaying.....its lethal!
Sex God
Quote by Rich_and_dee
Thats me :-)
Im having an ebay night {peace and quiet}
waiting for Rich to come home
dee
Shireen, ltns. Hope ya okay xHope you havent done too much damage to your bank balance
Sex God
Quote by Stormwalker
I did not say this, I was not here.
ok. I havent read this, its all my imagination
Sex God
Quote by ToshUK
How can I? I've just perved ya. :P
Terrible things nightmares
Sex God
Quote by ToshUK
I've never read so much tosh on this site!
Huh? Wassup? I was asleep. Who mentioned me?
:therethere: You go back to your slumbers, sweet ones
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
I'll have a pint of Strongbow please - been out but he was drinking so I want a drinky now!
I got a little merry on that stuff last Sat night
Sex God
Quote by Steve
Well maybe we could pick Steve and the rest up and work our way up to yours
I like your thinking ;-)
My brains working now Im no longer blonde :lol:
Sex God
Quote by westerross
My new hair colour. I'm so longer a redhead but brunette and I think it looks fab
Happy new hairdo!
Im a natural blonde and a few weeks ago went really dark,a sorta plummy chocolatey. Its amazing the great comments Ive had and its suprised me that people actually treat me differently and for a change, I like something about me.
But I like blondes, redheads.......... and brunettes..........and Sassy you looked fab as a redhead....
Dammit Choon confused now!
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Admit it, you just like the ladies and if we were bald you'd still love us
Sex God
Quote by TanKinky
mini bus to Steve's girls?
Feck Im too far away :cry:
Well maybe we could pick Steve and the rest up and work our way up to yours
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Right I've got the horn!
Which lovely naked lady(ies) is going to fill it with red wine and then drain it with me?? :twisted:
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Sorry cant help. If I had red wine Id be flat on mi back
Well just help me with the horn then!!
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Only if its a fresh cream horn
That can be arranged! Just part your lips....
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:silly: Wheres the slurrrp emotithingy when ya want it
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Im a natural blonde and a few weeks ago went really dark,a sorta plummy chocolatey. Its amazing the great comments Ive had and its suprised me that people actually treat me differently and for a change, I like something about me.
Well I like something about you too
Thank you :kiss:
