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helnheaven
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 67
UK

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Quote by westerross
Right I've got the horn!
Which lovely naked lady(ies) is going to fill it with red wine and then drain it with me?? :twisted:
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Sorry cant help. If I had red wine Id be flat on mi back confused
Well just help me with the horn then!!
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Only if its a fresh cream horn
Quote by Sassy-Seren
My new hair colour. I'm so longer a redhead but brunette and I think it looks fab biggrin

Happy new hairdo!
Im a natural blonde and a few weeks ago went really dark,a sorta plummy chocolatey. Its amazing the great comments Ive had and its suprised me that people actually treat me differently and for a change, I like something about me.
Quote by keeno
This is a 'look at me' post init?
:giggle: kiss
If its not broken, dont fix it.

Yes I think it is. I just felt unloved. :cry: (and I'm doing it again biggrin )
When I first came here I chose a name that had no connection with me at all. But now I'm Keeno here. I have an e-mail address with it and a blog in that name.
What started as a cover is beginning to take over my life.
Awwwww Sweetie :therethere: :kiss:
Bit better?
Quote by Sixfootsix
Right I've got the horn!
Which lovely naked lady(ies) is going to fill it with red wine and then drain it with me?? :twisted:
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If I had red wine Id be flat on mi back confused
lol. Isn't that the plan?! lol
:doh: I wasnt thinking :lol:
Quote by westerross
Right I've got the horn!
Which lovely naked lady(ies) is going to fill it with red wine and then drain it with me?? :twisted:
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Sorry cant help. If I had red wine Id be flat on mi back confused
Quote by kentswingers777
No bones for dogs? Fussy eaters ? Diets?
ffs...you can tell we live in a pc world. :shock: Even the dogs are protected by the human rights act. Woof. lol :lol:

No never, under any circumstances. Nothing to do with 'PC'. I have seen the damage they cause, its not very nice.
Hel I have had 3 German Shephards over 24 years and they all had a nice juicy lamb bone, every now and then.
They " woofed " it down, and never ever had any problems.YET Mind their breath was not brilliant afterwards.
We have a vet in the family and trust me, I have seen the damage bones can cause. It was heartbreaking for the owner to see his beloved 'Rottie' being put to sleep.
Is there a vet in the house? Please edumacate Kent
I dont need edumating, I need sexulating. :lol:
Psssst............
Mrs Kent
Hes gorra bone for ya!
Quote by kentswingers777
No bones for dogs? Fussy eaters ? Diets?
ffs...you can tell we live in a pc world. :shock: Even the dogs are protected by the human rights act. Woof. lol :lol:

No never, under any circumstances. Nothing to do with 'PC'. I have seen the damage they cause, its not very nice.
Hel I have had 3 German Shephards over 24 years and they all had a nice juicy lamb bone, every now and then.
They " woofed " it down, and never ever had any problems.YET Mind their breath was not brilliant afterwards.
We have a vet in the family and trust me, I have seen the damage bones can cause. It was heartbreaking for the owner to see his beloved 'Rottie' being put to sleep.
Is there a vet in the house? Please edumacate Kent
Quote by kentswingers777
No bones for dogs? Fussy eaters ? Diets?
ffs...you can tell we live in a pc world. :shock: Even the dogs are protected by the human rights act. Woof. lol :lol:

No never, under any circumstances. Nothing to do with 'PC'. I have seen the damage they cause, its not very nice.
Quote by kentswingers777
I thought this was gonna be a thread about peanuts !!! redface
bolt

Who ? lol :lol:
What was it 'Arnie' said?
Reminding my daughter that its Grandparents day on Sunday. " I havent got any, wont cost me much" she says, " no, but your daughter has" I replied wink lol "oh :censored: " she replied
rotflmao
Quote by Zeddies

I don't think my comments are unnecessary, you are quite happy to point out peoples faults on the posts, I have agreed with you pointed out my fault & apologised. Pity you didn't have comments about something that probably should have been commented on. You probably will correct me again as I am sure to be wrong again.

I did have a comment about the original post. I have no comment to make on 'Make up your own minds as to why Muslims get special attention', however.
Your apology was rather sarcastic and did not seem sincere, in my opinion - as overdone as it was. confused
Please don't say my apology is sarcastic and unsincere, as you put it is your opinion. I guess it seems that way as I grew up in the slums of shiregreen.
:shock: rolleyes
Careful who you upset climbing the ladder out of the 'slums'. You meet the same people when you start to fall back down it!
Quote by flower411
I thought this was gonna be a thread about peanuts !!! redface
bolt

:shock: smackbottom
I like peanut(s), specially the dry variety wink
Quote by westerross
I'll have a pina colada followed by an alcohol rub please - make sure you penetrate all the nooks and crannies while yer there wink
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I'll stick to iced water, I wouldnt want to miss that!!! lol
Quote by Sixfootsix
You need to report it here.

CEOP thats the unit, I couldnt remember the name.
:thumbup:
Quote by Theladyisaminx
you have got to stop reading the sun, it's only there to wind you up! wink lol

rotflmao
I keep trying to edumacate him. He only buys it for the pictures :lol:
Report it to the police. They have a unit to deal with this kind of thing.
Your daughter had the sense to tell you about it and is safe. Many kids cant/wont/dont talk to their parents about this kind of stuff and are at risk.
I dont know about the diet but if you saw the damage bones do to a dogs insides you would never give them to yours
Quote by kentswingers777
What I find hard to understand is how can a mayor get rid of the highest police officer in London?
Surely that should not be allowed to happen? dunno

He wasnt wearing the Mayors Hat. It was whilst wearing his Chairman of the Metropolitan Police Authority hat.
Read a 'proper' newspaper to get the correct story :lol:
I so love your humour Hel. lol x
I know wink
:giggle:
Quote by kentswingers777
I can actually get pissed on dilute orange so Im even cheaper than you to take out! lol

Where we going Hel? :lol:
Cheapskate! You'll have to try harder than that :giggle:
Oh n stop reading that newspaper
I can actually get pissed on dilute orange so Im even cheaper than you to take out! lol
Quote by kentswingers777
What I find hard to understand is how can a mayor get rid of the highest police officer in London?
Surely that should not be allowed to happen? dunno

He wasnt wearing the Mayors Hat. It was whilst wearing his Chairman of the Metropolitan Police Authority hat.
Read a 'proper' newspaper to get the correct story lol
Quote by westerross
Thank you Lost my friend for a clip to represent all our low achievers.
Just depends on the woman you are with in my view.
Have been known to go all night (with a short snooze half way through - but that was a sexual and mutually agreed snooze anyway).
Guys take too much shit on this forum!! wink
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:shock: smackbottom lol
Quote by niceguysdoexist
I am afraid I also found the almost exclusive use of tongues at the beginning repetitious and after a while monotonous ...tongues definitely have a place (in fact they have many places :twistedsmilebut not until each's lips have started to swell with the anticipation of embrace ...and have been warmed by the first tender touches of the partners now hot lips ...then teased apart by the firmer pressure between the mouths of the couple as the lips become hotter and wetter then the tongue can be used to slide between the lips metaphorically mirroring the very act of penetration itself ...mmmmmmm

Oh my :inlove:
Quote by swcpl2005
I like the way the damage to the Christian graves in this story receives balanced, equal reporting.
Not.

Make up your own minds as to why Muslims get special attention.

Does it really matter?
A grave is a grave no matter which faith is buried in it. Its coming to something when we cant lay our dead to rest in peace.
And whats this all about?
"Make up your own minds as to why Muslims get special attention"