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I want a love hut! :lol:
Daughter thinks I'm weird! :? :?

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My male non swinging mate was chatting to me the other night and asked me did i make noise while having sex and/or an orgasm...I laughed and asked him why, and apparently his wife doesnt show any reaction in bed, no heavy breathing, panting, very few moans and certainly nothing to rattle the bedstead. He says they have talked it through and she says "not everyone makes a noise"
Now, this really irks him, cos he is a sensitive guy and worries that maybe he is crap in bed and his wife isnt being honest with him when she says it was good. He feels cos she doesnt show any sign that shes enjoying herself that sex isnt as good as it could be, and wants desperately to put it right.
I wondered if she just didnt like letting herself go and was embarrassed to make a noise or to be possibly heard by others making a noise.
Theyve been married for years and have no kids, so its not as if they need to be quiet cos of kids,both late starters in having sex and have only been with each other....of course hes seen all the porn vids and sees everyone oooohhhing and aaaahhing and wonders if theres something wrong with either or both of them.
I said I'd ask around a few knowledgeable friends, and see what their opinions were. This is for both the guys and the girls....
Does it make a difference having someone whos responsive in bed.....do you mind if someone isnt, or do you prefer to know if all your effort isnt being wasted. Id be mortified if I didnt get a response, Id think I was doing something wrong
If you have shagged someone who lies like a cold fish....do you plough on regardless, try a different tactic to see if it changes or give it up as a bad job? My Husband was unresponsive but then, neither of us had much of a clue. I 'ploughed' on for 5 years then gave it up as a bad job, thinking there had to be more to sex than that
are you noisy, hell yes! have you always been that way No or has it developed as you have come out of your shell sexually,it developed does it make a difference to your sex if you are noisy,if Im not, theres something not right does your partner like it if you are. (or vice versa)
Is all hope lost if they have been like this for so long and they are like this.....Sounds like they have real problems but they can be sorted if they are willing to seek help
over to you lot!

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So does anyone feel sorry for the banks at the moment, and the money they are losing

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So does anyone feel sorry for the banks at the moment, and the money they are losing

Quote by Freckledbird
Awful though when someone who you want to kiss is too far away :cry:

Quote by Phuckers
are some of us just bored with life or what!

Quote by earthchild
erm have won a smeg fridge freezer off the strongbow box competition :shock:

Quote by Sarah
maybe we could have a stickied 'politics' thread
and a stickied 'religion' thread.
and a stickied 'knock some other group' thread.
?
lp

Quote by Dawnie
And fine fettling he gives it too !

Quote by Freckledbird
Awful though when someone who you want to kiss is too far away :cry:

Quote by Dawnie
But Phuckers, as others have said, one of the mods literally empties the steam room - so we can't compare the two. It is not like with like when one is allowed to run and one gets deleted on a regular basis.

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'stickied knickers'
the joy
lp

Quote by Dawnie
To be honest, I think you are flogging a dead donkey

Quote by __random_orbit__
maybe we could have a stickied 'politics' thread
and a stickied 'religion' thread.
and a stickied 'knock some other group' thread.
?
lp

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why dont we have the smile thread along side on sticky too..

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why dont we have the smile thread along side on sticky too..

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why dont we have the smile thread along side on sticky too..

Quote by lyns
otherwise the forum would be over run with threads such as i've had a shit day, im so fLucking angry....

Quote by __random_orbit__
It's a 'petition'
lp

Quote by Freckledbird
Why? What harm is it doing to anyone? Its been here a long time, its part of SH. I believe it was created to stop the rest of the Cafe getting filled up with whinging n moaning. I wont be voting

Quote by blonde
That's not real .......... I've seen it before!!!
Can't remember what programme but they interviewed the 3 singers after showing the clip... late night TV
It might come back to me! :doh:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Erm, people who start threads asking how one wipes one's bum :shock: