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helnheaven
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 67
UK
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Up until very recently, I was a natural blonde and never dyed my hair. Im now a very dark brunette and loving it!
Flower do what YOU want to do. If it feels good, do it!
Flower do what YOU want to do. If it feels good, do it!
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Quote by westerross
Dammit - keep down you horn!!
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Beep beep!
Sorry, wrong horn?
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Me! Ive made me smile today. I dont drink but I have a feeling Im gonna have one helluva hangover in the morning
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Quote by winchwench
PSP- Play Station Portable, I believe.
Ish.
Smart R's!
Why thank you- but I don't remember showing it to you!
:lol2:
:giggle:
You didnt, I just know
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Quote by westerross
What I want to know is, what happened to the chicken
Oh and I lurve snogs but havent had one in such a long time
The chicken was consumed with passion and we all had a fantastic time on the table.
Oh, and c'mere
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Swooooooon
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Quote by winchwench
PSP- Play Station Portable, I believe.
Ish.
Smart R's!
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Seeing my baby grandaughter stand up on her own for the very 1st time....then falling very quickly back on her bum!
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What I want to know is, what happened to the chicken
Oh and I lurve snogs but havent had one in such a long time
Oh and I lurve snogs but havent had one in such a long time
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Quote by TanKinky
I thought it meant Pretty Small Penis!
:lol2: I dunno what it means :shock: guess Personal? Play? Station?
I cant keep up with all these abbreviations, I must be getting old :cry:
I cant either :cry:
:therethere:
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Quote by TanKinky
I thought it meant Pretty Small Penis!
:lol2: I dunno what it means :shock: guess Personal? Play? Station?
I cant keep up with all these abbreviations, I must be getting old :cry:
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Quote by kentswingers777
All we hear nowadays are things about bad parents. Its the parents fault for this, and the parents faults for that but...have a butchers at this link and see what some lovely parents abroad get up too.
Comments on a postcard too...........
I do wish you'd learn to read a proper newspaper :lol:Well 4 million people must be thick then? :shock:
What would you call a proper paper then hel? ffs don't say the Guardian pleaseeeeese. :lol:
I read it as it takes ten mins, as that is usually all I get COS I WORK..too hard. :lol: Plus I enjoy the titilation plus for me they are brill on sport and usually spot on with that.
Any more digs at my reading requirements? :lol:
Where did I call anyone 'thick'?????
I vill say this only once!
Im NOT having a dig. What is wrong with everyone in here lately??? :fuckinghell:
Stop taking things so personally. If I was having a dig you would know it. Youve known me long enough!
Maybe the North/ South sense of humour vibes are being interfered with I dunno. The paranoia on this forum is doing my fucking head in!
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Quote by jaymar
Last I heard, we live in a free country with freedom of speech. I cant understand what all the fuss is about
Swearing ISpart of the vocabulary and before anyone asks, on rare occassions
I agree to a certain extent but for me there's swearing which is ok, and there's really vulgar swearing where there's no need... I'll not go into loads of detail but I hate to hear the words mother**cker and I really don't like the c*ntword either.
Normal swearing has been around for hundreds of years.
I dont like that word either but then there are other words I dont like such as, war, murder, paeodophile,
etc etc and I really do find such words more offensive because of what they truly mean.
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Last I heard, we live in a free country with freedom of speech. I cant understand what all the fuss is about Its coming to something, with all thats going on in this rotten world, when people find cursing offensive but there ya go.
Swearing ISpart of the vocabulary and before anyone asks, on rare occassions
Its coming to something, with all thats going on in this rotten world, when people find cursing offensive but there ya go.Swearing ISpart of the vocabulary and before anyone asks, on rare occassions
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Quote by kentswingers777
All we hear nowadays are things about bad parents. Its the parents fault for this, and the parents faults for that but...have a butchers at this link and see what some lovely parents abroad get up too.
Comments on a postcard too...........
I do wish you'd learn to read a proper newspaper :lol: Sex God
Im not what would be called a 'fashion victim'. I do my own thing and if it feels good, I do it. That would go for most things in my life
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Quote by Lilmiss
Tonight..... i don't know why... im in an emotional mood.. I've cried at supernanny(i know how sad) and at The Family. In fact, i've been that way out all day... You know the kind that if somebody says to you.. "are you ok?" you just know that you will end up in floods of tears for absolutly no reason
Let's hope im feeling better tomora.
:therethere:
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Quote by Whipsnspurs
so how would you justify spending money that should go elsewhere on that 'must have' item?
whips
I dont
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
Im not sure this is a question that can be answered.
IMO, everyone is at the very least a little bit curious and those who say they arent are telling porkies
I have the curiosity to find out about it, but not the curiosity to act upon it!
Does this mean I am telling porkies then? :lol:
Yep! :lol:
O heck :lol:
I had better stem my curiosity in future! :lol:
I had better not start the new thread I was going to ask would you have sex with a rugby team, you might think I would like to!
Why not? It might be fun but then you'd not know unless you tried it!
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Quote by Calista
Despite already posting here .... I almost made a twit of myself just ... no glasses and trying to surf (not a good combination) so I thought it was a new thread where you could "dedicate a snog" to someone
:giggle:
I dedicate my 1st snog to Callie
:giggle:
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Quote by Mr-Powers
I don't give a fuck who lives next door to me so long as they are honest,respectful and don't make to much noise shagging!
Spot on!
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
I watched a fly on the wall documentary last night. It was about a family with 4 children. One of the daughters was 19 still at home, and seemed to rule the parents.
She was able to do what she liked come in and go out anytime she wished. She was going out around 10-11pm clubbing every night and some of the time wasn’t getting home until morning, phoning work sick and laying in bed all day. Then she lost her job, and never contributed a penny to the house.
The parents were pulling their hair out and it caused stress between them and unset the family balance. Neither of the parents were strong enough to put their foot down and say she was not going out.
I could not believe they let her do this within the home, I know at 19 they should be treated at adults but there is no way I would let one of my children treat this house and us that way, it just wouldn’t have got that far.
My attitude is when they leave home that have total control in their own lives then they can do what they wish, while living here our rules apply.
Am I wrong in saying this? NoAre there really parents out there that let their teenagers rule? Yes
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
I have seen a couple of profile pictures lately that leave a lot to your imagination; I find these pictures very mmmmm sexy.
I often sit wondered what the rest of them looks like, and then my mind drifts off to a distant planet, and I get myself a little worked up, I have a great imagination.
Do you conjure up naughty thoughts on some of the profiles you see?
Are you like me, and enjoy looked at the ones that leaves a lot to your imagination?
Not just the profiles, everything. My mind seems to wander off to 'sewer mode' every so often and of late thats more often than not
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
Im not sure this is a question that can be answered.
IMO, everyone is at the very least a little bit curious and those who say they arent are telling porkies
I have the curiosity to find out about it, but not the curiosity to act upon it!
Does this mean I am telling porkies then? :lol:
Yep! :lol:
