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herts_darlings1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 56
Bisexual Male, 64
0 miles · Hertfordshire

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Quote by Colts23
hate to say it as probably look a berk....but cycling at the mo !
making use of the summer at least. oh and cooking puddings for some reason dunno

How do you cycle secretly?
Mine's dancing round to Mama Mia.
Quote by Rogue_Trader
I'm confused on the whole Ice Cream bit??? I mean what flavour? alien fish food? mars? galaxy? milky way?

Hm, do we need to agree a flavour that represents earth or do we be polite and smile and say "mmm this is nice" when they give us the alien fish food one? Or are we over thinking it all? In which case can I have a FAB lolly please?
Quote by Rogue_Trader
Any beings able to traverse the vastness of space would have the total domination over us and crush us like we would ants!

Or take us out for ice cream!
We were there yesterday, had one hell of a good day! Hopefully going Saturday when weather supposed it be better again.
Enjoy yourselves on Thursday, we havn't been to the couples one day. xx
Quote by Rogue_Trader
Why don't the make them out of that new biodegradable plastic? Within 6 months it'd be gone.
But anyway I'm with the majority and ewwww!

Hm, would I trust a biodegradable condom?
It's so easy, take it off, tie a knot in it, pop it in a bag and either take it home or put it in a bin!
It's horrible in the dark when your foot goes from under you and you know what you have just stood on.
Also, as the non dogging public tend to use the areas we know during the day for walking there dogs or just for a stroll, it's not long before someone will complain (rightly) about the mess and the council will come along and chop down all the natural cover!
Hence leaving nowhere to go dogging!
Look what has happened to all the cottaging, gone!
So please, please tie a knot in it and take it home! (slogan for the ad campaign)
Pineapple on pizza is a no no as quite simply, I hate pizza! A lovely tropical fruit with the life baked out of it, pineapple is best freshly cut up.
Agree with the eggs touching the beans being a no no but when it comes to tomato's in a fry up forget the tinned things warmed up on there own, sliced, fried tomato is best but the best part is the taste of the fried bread done straight after the tomato's!
We wanted "darling buds of herts" but it was too long so we shortened it and changed it round a bit.
As relative newbies Paddy we accept that there are long standing friendships and acquaintances in the chatrooms and forums. We don't get the in jokes because we have not been in long enough and that is always going to be the case. We have no idea what the hell people are talking about when they are comparing munch badges but that doesn't make us feel unwelcome. We are the new kids in the class and have to find where to sit and hopefully make friends.
We have never been bullied, ignored yes, had a couple of people disagree with what we put in forum post's but that's what we thought the forums were for. We know not everybody talks to strangers and lets face it, if your in a pub, you don't want to talk to or be friends with everybody else in there.
But Paddy hunny, if you dance for us in front of your kitchen window (again) we will retract all the above and agree with you 100%
We maybe new but we know what side our bread is buttered lol
Quote by Paddy
If you are meeting a couple with a view to join him in f*cking his wife, or in my case, f*cking my wife while I watch, usually armed with a mug of coffee i might add,how do you go about making the couple feel at ease. I do understand that it must take some 'balls' to step up to the mark by you guys but this is about your approach to them. Just am asking out of curiosity.

(with a past partner) used too play a kind of dare game (think it came from Ann Summers) where you would slowly loose your cloths, nervousness and inhibitions. When it got so far I would then take a back seat and let them get on with it.
We did this with 3 different guys and seemed to do the trick.
Great to see you in the Forum Herts xxxxxx
Always great to see you in your kitchen Paddy!
OMG, we only discovered the site a couple of years ago so totally out classed by you lot.
When we both started (with previous partners) it was via specialist publications on the top shelf of the new agents (think it was called Rendezvous) where you had to post or reply to ads by post. Polaroid was king then not mega pixels so you can imagine how much we were in ore when we found SH.
But even so we bow at the feet of the great experienced and wise ones! 10 years, you only get that for murder these days! congrats.
Quote by Lost
If you are meeting a couple with a view to join him in f*cking his wife, or in my case, f*cking my wife while I watch, usually armed with a mug of coffee i might add,how do you go about making the couple feel at ease. I do understand that it must take some 'balls' to step up to the mark by you guys but this is about your approach to them. Just am asking out of curiosity.

(with a past partner) used too play a kind of dare game (think it came from Ann Summers) where you would slowly loose your cloths, nervousness and inhibitions. When it got so far I would then take a back seat and let them get on with it.
We did this with 3 different guys and seemed to do the trick.
All good advise, I would also say be relaxed and easy it down slowly at first. I also find having plenty of water before helps (not sure you)
Remember, sword swallowers are trained, not born lol
Quote by flower411
Just seen another odd one where a robot interrupts a couple dogging, the lady in the ad lifts her head off the guys lap and the robot finishes the chat by saying "who's the daddy?" strange but true.

Haha I googled this, and it's true!! :shock: :lol2:

No it isn't !!!
The dumb fuck robot says "who is our daddy?" and the interupted dogger just looks at it in disbelief and says "I don't know "
I'm certain that I will never buy insurance from a company that thinks it a good idea to interupt doggers with stupid robots .....Am I missing something ?
Probably not missing anything, the other one has the robot telling 2 old dears at a car boot sale "I have been pleasured" lol
Just seen another odd one where a robot interrupts a couple dogging, the lady in the ad lifts her head off the guys lap and the robot finishes the chat by saying "who's the daddy?" strange but true.
Tonight Mathew we r going to be Frankie Goes To Hollywood .............. Relax don't do it......... Lol :taz::taz:
Quote by Max_Million
their advances are rejected. I am always polite in response to a couple or female I might be chatting with in the chatroom when perhaps some single males might become offensive. Some people can be all nice and sweet when they think they still have a chance... but become aggressive and rude when their advances are rejected. Which makes me think that if I was part of a couple or a single female I would use this as a test to see how they react when that seemingly polite single male is told "no thanks". If they pass the test with a polite "okay, just thought I'd ask but sorry to trouble you" then they might actually be in with a chance with me wink

Hi Max
Not sure if you may have over thought this one. Obviously can not speak for anybody else but as blue says, no thanks means no thanks.
Don't think we have had anybody be rude to us or about us or have a go at us for it. If we have politely pointing out what it says on our profile. They usually either carry on chatting having not taken any offence or go quiet. (presumably because they are talking to someone else)
What we do find is the people how start the chat with a whisper saying "great (insert the body part you like best, usually tits) I only live round the corner from you, want some fun?" not having even said hi or read past are location, are not the most articulate and we (don't tell anybody this because it maybe against the rules) ignore there whispers. So we probably stop the rude ones before they start. Virtually everybody who has taken the time to "chat" has been very polite and respected that no thanks means no thanks.
Not sure if this helps
Herts
xx
Quote by Indian_couple83
Hi all,
my wife and I want to go to a adult cinema. We are struggling to locate one.
Can anyone help?
Thanks

We have visited Fantasy Video on City Road in London (in the club section) but it's not for the faint hearted!
Quote by Rogue_Trader
The default position of all adult and or censored sites being blocked should be the norm. If you require access then phone up to get it released. I don't see what the hardship is.
If the knee jerk reaction is to scream nanny state / fascists /police controlling well unfortunately we have some c***s in our society who dont care what their children are exposed to so for the good of us alllets put it in place.
It will probably mean I can not access here or many other places |I visit when away from home, but its a small price to pay in my liberties for the good of the country as a whole.

My guess is that about 70% of adults watch some sort of porn responsibly. Don't think that is the issue they are trying to address. It is not as if you are going to have to get a license from the council to watch it so not sure what the hardship will be to be honest. If they were going to compile a register of those opting in, there would be so many people on it, it would be next to useless.
I think the big speech on pornography is just pandering to the chattering classes though. If they find it is a vote looser, it will be "dropped whilst more research is carried out."
When you can learn how to make a bomb, poison someone or buy illegal fire arms on the internet then surely to focus on something that is by and large used for recreational purposes and not to go after the sicko's who view porn as an outlet to act out depraved fantasies or to abuse others is just a bit over the top.
If however, I am not able to view certain sites(even if involving consenting adults) and this saves one person from being abused by someone mentally corrupt enough to undertake such an act, then that is a small price to pay.
I had a block on my last phone, one phone call and it was taken off, simples!
Quote by herts_darlings1
Sod it, maybe not but until I discovered straight sex with my girlfriend was so fantastic I was a bit %
If it was based on what we/I get up to now I bet it would be as low as 78%innocent

He he your ok darling I come up 72% lol lol
Sod it, maybe not but until I discovered straight sex with my girlfriend was so fantastic I was a bit %
If it was based on what we/I get up to now I bet it would be as low as 78%innocent
They say age is just a number, but the older I get, the harder it is to read those numbers!
Quote by groupslut85
Hello!
We joined this site to obviously meet other people with the same 'interests' as us, but while we've had a few back and forth messages, we haven't had as much interaction as we would like.
To be honest we're wondering whether this website is really the best thing for us? Ideally we are looking for friends who swing rather than swingers who seem like nice people, so the non-sex/social side is really important for us. There doesn't seem to be very much in our area and those who we've tried to message haven't responded back (which is no problem - they don't have I be attracted to us after all)
Our age requirements are limiting, however we really do want to meet people our own age (which is logical given what we want out of the lifestyle). We also don't want to go to clubs as that doesn't seem to be our thing, so really we can understand that our options are reduced somewhat.
We're really unsure where the kinds of people go that we want to meet? Where do mid 20's/early 30's people go that want to explore their sex lives with other people that isn't swingers clubs or the Internet??? You would think we would just go out to vanilla clubs etc, however our social life is knackered and anyway, historically we've been hopeless at the whole pulling thing - as you can see we are a great catch hahahaha!
Does anyone have any advice at all?
Thanks in advance.

Interesting situation, firstly welcome to the site! sure you will find what you are looking for once you get used to it.
We do a lot of chatting in the chat rooms, yes there are quite a few people who obviously don't read your profile but once you learn who they are you can actually chat to people sensibly about things other than breast size and togger length. From that friendships can form and you find you may have other interests in common. From there a social meeting or restaurant and so on. So I don't think it is "you" but nor do I think it is because you are "newbies" but perhaps (dare I suggest) you maybe expecting things to happen a bit too quickly.
Perhaps chill on the site, use it for it's facilities (forums, chat, stories)and just see what happens. There are all sorts of people on here, just take your time and find the right ones.
Don't go in for studying adverts but has anybody else noticed how the prospective girlfriend says that line in the BT ad? makes me smile every time! Or am I just reading too much into it?
Quote by d4dogging
What is a t-girl party?
I'd like to know about people's first gay experiences and how they felt about it afterwards.

Loved it, it did not include sex but when I tried that I thought I had died and gone to heaven. But it is the person and not there sex or sexuality that matters to me.
Quote by d4dogging
Hey folks.
I have a question I hope some of you can help with.
I consider myself straight and am married (although that isn't going all that well). Our sex life is next to none existent, I have tried to talk to her about it and other issues in our relationship and she doesn't want to know/doesnt think theres a problem so I am getting to the stage I want to go elsewhere.
Now as I said I consider myself straight but I often fantasise about having sex with men. I am always "the taker" and I often fantasise about giving and receiving oral sex. The thing is I don't fancy men, I can appreciate what women see in some blokes but I am not physically attracted to men.
I am seriously considering going dogging just to try it with another guy as I have never had a gay experience but when I have gay fantasies, as soon as I ejaculate I feel like I couldn't go through with it.
So can any of you bi guys relate to this? I don't want to go for it then regret it straight after. I think I should start with the basics, maybe a bit of masturbation to see how it goes. I have done some c2c with other guys and used toys on myself which was great but if it came to it I don't know if I could go through with it.
So, any suggestions/advice? I can't bear the though of doing anything with a fat, sweaty, hairy middle aged man so whoever it was would have to be youngish, well kept and reasonably attractive which makes me think maybe dogging isn't the answer.
Cheers.

This might sound very old fashioned but have you thought about chatting to someone, getting on with them so you think you might want to meet them. Meet them and see if you are both attracted to each other, planning another date and just see how it goes? Not all bi or gay men are promiscuous and just want to hop into bed with anybody all the time. the ratio is probably the same as straight people. If you are looking for a sexual release them you would probably feel bad about yourself afterwards. If you took the time to get to know somebody then there enjoyment will be as important as your own. You can open up to them, tell them your desires, fears and feeling towards your sexuality. You are basically talking about using somebody for your own gratification, have a thought for the other person.
Sorry, didn't want to make it sound like a sermon but think I failed in that regard
Quote by bigandyman
Very curious to know what games or approaches people use when swinging and it's time to get nekked. Do you have a favourite tool (no pun intended) that makes it a fun and sexy experience?
Please share your tips. We'd love to try some of them ourselves!
Andy and Jane xxx

Simple
Start naked! go to a swinging spa! probably not too helpful (sorry) but it works for us. Can't beat being in the buff.
xx
Quote by DirtynSquirty
One of those tricky issues at the heart of a specific swinging setting this. People will have different but perfectly justified views, all ways.
Broadly speaking we feel a club setting is a public arena and should promote a libertarian ethos with many conventional social rules left at the door. Unfortunately many make the mistake of creating a whole new set of rules which can be somewhat stifling. They should be places where people look to escape the conventions and seek to explore beyond the inhibitions.
We have grown to enjoy being watched/observed but not so keen on being gawped at. The difference being, a connection and understanding of the moment. We love to share that moment with those that understand it. We think Xtasia have got it right of the clubs we have been to with their lockable rooms but with a discrete line of mirrors at the apex of wall and ceiling. Perfect for keeping a distance but enough to make the connection.
Must admit that fellow guests slipping into closed private rooms always strikes us as very anti-social but take the point that others might want privacy. But fundamentally feel that those people might be suited to doing their swinging in the sanctuary of their own bedroom!

I kinda get what you mean but we are a very broad church this community of ours and it does take all sorts. The one thing we find most people have in common is they are usually very polite and respectful. Other than that, live and let live. If people want to find somewhere cosy and private then fine. I have heard about people especially newbies being quite intimidated by others. I am sure they were quite well meaning, they opened the door when they were enjoying the company of a guy they invited to join them.
We have no problem playing in public but again sometimes we slip off and have a bit of fun behind a closed door, it's nice to know at these times nobody is going to try the door and just walk in.
Some clubs are not of a size to cater for every need though and it is always best viewing the web site first and reading the testimonials from others who have been.