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13 Apr 2008

Quote by Steve
Apparently I'm an outrageous flirt in the forums ;-)
I am terrible at flirting IRL as I am so shy and not at all confident of my looks/body type etc....
And if someone is flirting with me in a subtle way then I have more chance of platting fog than recognising it

recognise this hun
flirt alert!~!!! kiss

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13 Apr 2008

Quote by Dawnie

As for Dawnie I'm still trying to find that blindspot she has about her sexuality :giggle:

:lol2: Stop talking, come here and give me a snog

I think I slipped up there bolt

:bounce: I got a silly

assionkiss: from Dawnie
Quick frame this bit for evidence later :giggle:
can I have another :passionkiss: while your in the mood wink

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13 Apr 2008

Quote by flower411
I like my house clean & tidy. Everything in its place now my daughters growing up. The only thing that drives me mad is ironing :shock: I iron what I need, when I need it.

A few years ago my daughter went to a friends house and her friends mum was ironing.
My daughter had never seen anybody ironing before !! lol

She was fascinated and kept asking "Why?" redface

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
sounds just like me!!

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13 Apr 2008

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I enjoy flirting on here as its something that I wouldn't normally do. It gives me a buzz to think that some one else likes me for being me. Does that sound daft?
You lot brings out the devil in me :giggle:

Doesn't sound daft at all hun.
I flirt with LovelyOne all the time and rip the piss out of her 'straightness' but she knows it's just fun and I respect her sexuality so she's safe from me.
Dawnie on the other hand.............we ALL know she's a closet bi rotflmao

arh bless ya hun come here n have a passionkiss

As for Dawnie rolleyes

I'm still trying to find that blindspot she has about her sexuality :giggle:

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13 Apr 2008

I enjoy flirting on here as its something that I wouldn't normally do. It gives me a buzz to think that some one else likes me for being me. Does that sound daft?
You lot brings out the devil in me :giggle:

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13 Apr 2008

happy birthday hun kiss

:high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile:
in edit: just want to say winch what a wicked avator hun!! gorgous - soz this should be in the flirting thread!!

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13 Apr 2008

I like my house clean & tidy. Everything in its place now my daughters growing up. The only thing that drives me mad is ironing :shock: I iron what I need, when I need it.

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12 Apr 2008

have a lovely time everyone
Can I ask each n everyone of you to go n kiss

some one new n tell them its from me lol

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11 Apr 2008

Quote by redwine_lover
I'll be watching that (with all the man u supporters around me :2fingers: )!! Come on the Arsenal :giggle:

Am i thought you had taste lol...just goes to show lol..!!!
RWL
xxx
smackbottom

must have to go to specsavers then if I don't have taste wink

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11 Apr 2008

anyone opening up a room tonight? I'll bring a big bottle of wine :beer: :giggle:

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11 Apr 2008

Quote by flower411
I'd love to see a man give himself a BJ Never seen it done before

You should check out the chatrooms after the pubs have closed on a saturday night !! :lol:
There`s often somebody claiming to be doing it on cam !!!
guess you know where to find me tonight then lurking :giggle:

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11 Apr 2008

I'd love to see a man give himself a BJ lol

Never seen it done before

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11 Apr 2008

I'll be watching that (with all the man u supporters around me :2fingers: )!! Come on the Arsenal :giggle:

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10 Apr 2008

have a fab time hun kiss

hope you are feeling better now

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2 Apr 2008

Quote by kentswingers777
I can remember once when I was drunk, it was just once. Now I do intake all manor of booze, but never to the point of being drunk, or tipsy.
Aah, but what is drunk, tipsy and just relaxed?
Perhaps we should all get drunk once in a controlled environment?

Think responsible people would know the answer to that one! lol

But being drunk is the inability to stand up for longer than ten seconds. :shock:
If this is the case I've never been drunk
:smug: :giggle:
sorry couldn't resist bolt

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2 Apr 2008

A few years ago my daughter came home with a letter to invite us to her school to talk to all parents about what our children were going to be taught. They showed us the video that they were going to show the children & I fully respected the way this was done. Have some faith in these teachers, they do know what they are doing.
We were also given a consent form to fill out to allow our children to be taught this subject. We do have choices as they have to consider all different cultural backgrounds.
So for me - well done teachers you do a A1 job in my eyes :thumbup:

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29 Mar 2008

I do recommend having your hood pierced. When I had mine done I didn't feel a thing as they sprayed the area to numb it. It was just a bit sore if I caught it for a few days afterwards. That soreness was very worth lol

I shall pm you where I had mine done.

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29 Mar 2008

thanks lilmiss didn't realise until I saw this kiss

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29 Mar 2008

Quote by redwine_lover
bumptey bump just seen this way down the pages :shock:
Can we come pretty please Could we have a hotel list too hun

woooo hoooooooo
blast

:blast: :blast:
am nearly excited now hahaha
RWL
xx
only nearly :lol:

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29 Mar 2008

bumptey bump lol

just seen this way down the pages :shock:
Can we come pretty please wink

Could we have a hotel list too hun kiss

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24 Mar 2008

Quote by __random_orbit__
sky-dive. Yes please
nothing to do with midlife etc I think.. always fancied it, in fact, I was going to a good few years ago... though couldn't at the time stay drink-free long enough to train and jump... blast.
also: Bungee!
anyone?
lp

:shock: how long do you have to stay drink free for the training?
Have already done a bungee jump I recommend it wow what a buzz lol

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24 Mar 2008

kelkoo is a good site that compares different prices. Good luck Lost hope this helps
in edit sorry Lost, just re read your post & you say you look at the price comparison sites already redface

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24 Mar 2008

Quote by Dawnie
Also just turned 40, and made all these decisions about how I am now going to just get out there and enjoy myself, have fun (naughty or otherwise) as I want to, and sod to worrying about what others think of me. In other words, I was going to be a proper swinger

I'm almost 40 and that is exactly what I am trying to do :rascal:
Along with my tattoo that I am searching for now :thumbup:
I'm 40 in June & I too have just got a tat done Dawnie.
I also want to do some sky diving

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24 Mar 2008

Quote by jimbobwill
Don't know if this is the right section to put this, but here goes.. The wife has told me about her meeting guys off here for fun, but has not told me about all of her adventures. She has told me to find out for myself and she will tell me true of false!! it does make us very horny playing games like this! we use'd to post as Jamandlea but lost that account. Would love it if someone could mail me some juicy details of where when and how. take care all. Jam

Jam, I'm sure this is horny for you however do you really think you will get answers on here? I don't think so some how. As part of a couple if we decide to play alone we together know exactly who the other partner is meeting up with. We also have phone conversations beforehand so that the other partners all consent to this.

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22 Mar 2008

congratulations to you both kiss

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29 Jan 2008

not going to read back over 6 pages so I'm guessing here; Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree!!
okay, okay I'm not that old redface

Its been a long day lol

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27 Jan 2008

This Is Now
Another memory and I'm asking myself
why cant I let the past be the past.
Once and for all take a hold of the future
And not let it control what I aspire to have.
I see where my decisions have brought me
Whats done is done and its time to start again
Can't let it tear me in two or waste me away
I gotta believe
Cause this is now
How can I change tomorrow if I can't change today.
This is now
If I control myself I control my destiny.
What I've seen and what I've been through has made me who I am
There was a time in my life where I had no desire to carry on
I couldn't see a place for me or a will to survive
I never thought to rely on myself or the beliefs that I have denied
But this is now
How can I can change tomorrow if I can't change today
This is now
If I control myself I control my destiny
If I control myself I control my tomorrow
I got to change today
Cause this is now
How can I change tomorrow if I can't change today.
I must control myself if I'm to control my destiny.
Cause this is now.
Cause this is now
How can I change tomorrow if I can't change today.
This is now
If I control myself I control my destiny
this inspired me to carry on when I once felt in a very dark place

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6 Jan 2008

firstly,

welcome to the forum juicy-pair.
People are banned if they have not followed the AUP. You can't contact them through this site if these members are banned. If you have their personnel details though, then you can contact them.
Not sure if I've answered all your questions - I'm rather hungover today!! sad

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5 Jan 2008

think he's on a whirl with all these winks & I fell for it being all nicen saying he lived too far away 135 miles to be precise redface

Markz

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3 Jan 2008

thanks steve however I'm cool calm & collected now lol

Lock this now coz its not going anywhere unless some-one wants to debate about men & women drivers dunno

I can't contribute as I don't drive :cry:

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