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Quote by Calista
OMG ... i just realised the GFZ has a shower ........
Perhaps we could attempt the "International Taking a Shower Event" in here ????
We don't have a shower at home otherwise I'm sure we could have been contenders evil

Get ya loofa :twisted:
Quote by zootle
Please, someone give me some alcohol, or a bj, something to relieve the stress of the week!

Ooohh come here let me rub it all better for you kiss now sit back, take this glass of wine drinkies and relax, while I blast
I'm sure that feels much better hump
mad ooohhh christmas pudding YUK, last time I ate it was at primary school, when everyone found a penny in their's.
Now I'm gonna try a Tesco finest (or something like it) sticky toffee pudding OR tropical friut cocktail double cream and shortbread YUM YUM YUM :bounce:
Cream egg :scared: YUK how do you eat yours confused: :shock:
Would much rather have the Rolo one. With all that gooey caramel :rascal: :sticky:
Yum Yum :twisted:
Quote by PoloLady
I have a 'Skegness'.....
Naff-all there, but you know its gonna be wet lol :lol: :lol:
:rascal: :lol2: :lol2: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Hi!
Does anyone know of pubs or bars (i.e. NOT clubs) in central London where swingers are likely to be found?
Thanx! Gilly.x

The Dog and Duck in Soho - you see DOG = DOGGING and DUCK rhymes with FUCK - geddit?All the swingers know the secret code.
Theres also The O bar in Wardour Street!Almost brazen isn't it?!!!
I know those well biggrin you just walk in there's a dish in the bar throw ya keys in take out another set and off you go. Easy when you know how rolleyes Oh but don't forget to wink at the barman. wink
Cum on you guy's where's all the pics ???????? :shock: :shock:
How was it all ...........cum on desperate for info :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
HAha, Ithink id actually have a chip buttie

Nooo gotta be egg and sausage loads of brown sauce...that would get the grey cells thinking what to use the other wishes on wink
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Well, I would certainly try to go for;
1) the person giving me the choice
2) myself
3) both
and if all those options are out (and I'll assume for today they are)
The person I loved - because they would be the only one who would forgive me.
lhk
Kat

What a beautiful answer Kat kiss
I had a dream once, to this day it still freaks me out......
Me and the kids had been captured (somewhere, don't know where) and they gave me this choice...... In front of the girls, so they can hear everything too, I had to choose which one was to be killed. They say that if I don't choose, they will kill them both. I asked for them to take me instead, but they said that's not one of the options.
It's the silent pleading look on the kids faces that gets me, and the look of pleasure on the captors faces. That's when I woke up, completely traumatised.
Was a couple of years ago I had the dream, but it still upsets me if I think about it. Like right now, cos just written it down for the first time ever confused
I'm totaly there with you MISSCHEIF.
I had one of my children go missing a long time ago, the thought of someone harming them was so great, it still gives me nightmares.
Thankfuly he was found a long way from home (he'd jumped a train) he ws only young and hadn't run away(don't wanna go into to much detail coz it was in the papers)
But for the hours when he was missing all I could think about was him being killed and that isn't something you forget in a hurry.
so I have to say I couldn't answer this question and hope to god that I nor any of you are ever in that situation.
really sorry if thats a bit deep its the way i feel sad
Quote by Lovecommando
Hiya, is the party full now or are there spaces for a late entry, I know its dim of me but I cant even see where it is. <---Mike in Manchester.........
thanks
Mike

You haven't read this thread have you, mate?
I think Blue and Satin may allow you to come if you dress up in stockings, heels, wig and make-up, be prepared to have your arse whipped to shreds by Judy TV and bend over and have an 18 inch dildo rammed up your arse by Blue until your rectum feels like a wind sock! Becuase that is what we all will be doing! Then maybe....just maybe....you may get an invite.
On the other hand I'd get out quick while there's still time, mate. Here.....I'll get your coat for you!
LC wink

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: smackbottom :smackbottom: :laughabove:
Quote by zootle
I haven't so anyone wanna help :twisted: :angel: :angel:

For some reason your new avatar places a seed of doubt in my mind about your statement above. smile
Well maybe a tincy wincy bit of doubt :twisted: redface
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
OK, maybe this has been done before but I'm gonna give it a shot anyway.
What age were you when you lost your virginity??? :twisted:

I haven't so anyone wanna help :twisted: :angel: :angel:
Quote by Libra-Love
Wow Honeyrider...love the avatar girl :twisted:

Thank you Libra-Love kiss :kiss:
Quote by mal609
No, the link take us to a holiday booking page for Last

redface surprisedops: :oops: You'll have to look in the adult section sorry, didn't do the job properly :cry:
Quote by Scandal
Holidays??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:

Nah i wanna get caught going through security with something more stylish :twisted:
Quote by Libra-Love
:P Hey Honeyrider (Always see that as Hornyrider) redface
I use to sell those. They're crap rolleyes

They look really crap :cry: ........... couldn't have been designed by a woman :roll:
Check out....
Adult Fun Section
natural contours vibrator range............looks like a shoe horn to me :shock:
Not sure I bend like that :shock:
I sent a rather rude text to my partner (or at least i thought i did)
I told him I was waiting in bed, playing with myself and my new rampent rabbit. I was gonna give him the shag of his life and take my time giving him a blow job, so hurry back.
EXCEPT
I'd sent it to my young sons school bus driver redface surprisedops:
brilliant 1 up for the ladies....mind you wouldn't mind seeing her do rugby though :twisted:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Bluddy ell rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Forgot I've got a PDa to put things in so I don't forget :roll:
Gonna put it in now ........ is it called 20Q??? just that?

Yeah "20Q"........I got one in hamlys but you can also get them in Gamleys...for ages 8 and up biggrin
about £12........but well worth it. :roll:
Quote by xxdevil69
Its gotta be a woman in school uniform!!!! :twisted: with over the knee whita socks (or stockings) and virgin white knickers!! :twisted: :twisted:

Just popping out to BHS to get some supplies :twisted: :twisted: