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Quote by honeyriderx
I am off to the West End this afternoon - I will pop into Hamleys and see what the latest toys are and let you know later rotflmao :rotflmao:

I found a great one in there the other week "20Q". You think of something and it ask's you 20 questions starting with is it Vegetable of mineral. At the end it'll tell you what you had thought of confused .........It works I thought of teaspoon........ i brought one for the kids.I wonder if it work'sfor vibrator :?: I'll give it ago lol
OMG it got it right :shock:
1) is it an animal,vegetable, mineral, other ?YES OTHER
2) is it flat? NO
3) do you use it daily? SOMETIMES redface
4) does it bring joy to people ?YES :bounce:
5) does it contain liquid ?NO
6) is it usually colourful ?SOMETIMES :color:
7) is it larger than a microwaveoven?NO :shock:
8) can you smell it ?NO
9) do you clean it requlary?YES
10) would you use it in the dark? SOMETIMES :grin:
11) can you put something into it ? NO
12) would you give it as a gift ? SOMETIMES passionkiss
13) is it flexible? SOMETIMES
14) is it hard ?YES :lol:
15) would you use it I public? NO :twisted:
16) is it straight ? Yes :angel:
17) is it soft? NO biggrin
18) does it have writing on it ? NO
19) can it bend without breaking?YES whip
20) does it get wet? SOMETIMES :twisted:
I know what your thinking.......you are thinking of?????????? A FETISH :thumbup: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by fembernie
I am off to the West End this afternoon - I will pop into Hamleys and see what the latest toys are and let you know later rotflmao :rotflmao:

I found a great one in there the other week "20Q". You think of something and it ask's you 20 questions starting with is it Vegetable of mineral. At the end it'll tell you what you had thought of confused .........It works I thought of teaspoon........ i brought one for the kids.I wonder if it work'sfor vibrator :?: I'll give it ago lol
Can't choose between my Rampent Rabbit,or Finger n Thumb this morning :!: evil :evil:
Sod I'll use both biggrin
I'll have the house of sin :twisted: :twisted:
Then you can all come and stay with me and have FUN FUN FUN wink
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
I'm sure this has been a topic often before but its one that always intrigues me.
Whats your latest dream? - I mean as in a dream while you were asleep.
Mine is THE CORNFLAKE DREAM
I dreamt a few people were stood around in a room holding giant cornflakes - bigger than dinner cornflakes had snow on them - not sugar frosting,no,real people were nibbling at these snow cornflakes saying things like "Thats awful" and "Thats terrible" and,oddest of all one said "I'm not eating that!" and then proceeded to eat it all the more.
And thats it - theres no punchline - only the alarm going off and waking me up!

I think we need to write to Dr Jones on this one, it may be serious loon :silly:
Quote by freckledbird
freckledbird wrote:
oooooooo can we share honey
we can indeed toss ya for first go
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we'll use the double ended one and we won't need to toss then lol
redface :twisted: surprisedops: :P
Quote by foxylady 123
The climbing frame at infant school
It was a lovely feeling when I rubbed certain parts of myself against it :happy: :smile2: :happy: :smile2:

redface :twisted: surprisedops: :twisted:
Quote by Calista
Mine was my griffter bike, don't know if they still make em. used to ride it over ramps and impress the boys :shock: (now i like to impress them in other ways :twisted: )
My Commadore computer (I use that term losely all i could ever get it to do was pack man and break out! sad
Had lots of sindy dolls, but wasn't my thing confused

A toy rabbit and I still have it smile
I thought rampent rabbits were new out :?:
Mine was my griffter bike, don't know if they still make em. used to ride it over ramps and impress the boys :shock: (now i like to impress them in other ways :twisted: )
My Commadore computer (I use that term losely all i could ever get it to do was pack man and break out! sad
Had lots of sindy dolls, but wasn't my thing confused
Quote by stupot
You know what happens to little girls who want want want all the time ? wink

Oh yes they get get get :wink:
Quote by freckledbird
oooooooo can we share honey :twisted:

we can indeed toss ya for first go :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by freckledbird
honey only my coat?
wink

:angel: Oh no my sweet let me pour you a glass of wine,.....we'll just start with the coat.
:love:
Quote by Silk and Big G
Its good , but not quite right ........taken the liberty of just slightly changing it to reflect us more accurately..
G

Much better......all new and improved :P lol
Quote by freckledbird
Is that orgy by invite only then ?

All open house :twisted: my sweet, please let me take your coat wink
Self pleasuring phone,
A MUST for everygirl's xmas stocking
:twisted: I have to have one :twisted:
Quote by davej
NINE
If you don't look like Stan Collimore or Robbie Williams, don't give up hope, you too can be a superstar ....

Robbie, if you're watching ........ Hello wave

He so looks like he has fanny lips :shock: :shock:
right thats the final insult honeyriderx mad
I'm putting the bloody suit in the bin and misschief you can stick my next invitation to one of your fancy dress parties where the sun don't shine cos I wont be coming again !!!
.............davej wanders off muttering about somethings needing to remain private.....
Sorry Davej kiss
I'm sure you look lovely biggrin
Maybe he'll start being nice..........and then try for a sympathy shag :violin:
Quote by warwick
needs editing
Its too long and in depth people will become bored before the end rolleyes

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Yes but sooo full of tact,
:wanker:
Quote by pinkbubble
Women eh! boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, belly and clit. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines and legs waxed, and they wont take it up the bum because it HURTS!!!!!!!!
Bless them

Im sorry, but i love havin it up the bum and proud of the fact, I like giving it too :twisted: sillyhwoar: 69position smackbottom whip
Quote by MQ
Half Life is a computer game of some sort, I have no interest in playstations or the like at all rolleyes As for any type of sport - nope forget it!

Except bedroom gymnastics ehh ? biggrin which I would imagine we could all compeat at the Olympics for redface :twisted: surprisedops: :twisted:
Is this the kinky club then? :idea: :shock: confused
SH is full of kinky bastards :twisted: :twisted: