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Quote by freckledbird
a new one is Emmanuelle.......got some bird in it
wasn't me :angel:
Oh.........bugger........if it wasn't you Who was it then? dunno
go buy another bottle, drink it all then put that cork in the 1st bottle after you've topped it up from the 2nd after you've fished out the cork :shock: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by warwick
you mean it isnt :shock:
I can feel a whole new world opening up here :shock:

OOOhhhhh no honey there's a new one is Emmanuelle.......got some bird in it wink
The good old days..........when I was younger and thought that hard porn was "Porkies Revenge" :shock: confused
Quote by JonJon
Is it the school holidays already ? confused dunno

Don't think so but look at the time of posting..... the schools had kicked out.
What a mean boy :?
Quote by Debbiewebs
Come closer let me have a good look :shock:
I'll hold it still for you :twisted: :twisted: wont squeeze tooo hard evil :P

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
OMG i lost connaction for o mo!
I have now lost me short cut to S/H
I am going!....just like to say thanks every one you all have been great!....and i will miss you all............................HELP
COME BACK I can't hold on much longer mad ........................Quick someone :cry:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
NINE
If you don't look like Stan Collimore or Robbie Williams, don't give up hope, you too can be a superstar ....

Robbie, if you're watching ........ Hello wave

He so looks like he has fanny lips :shock: :shock:
Come closer let me have a good look :shock:
I'll hold it still for you :twisted: :twisted: wont squeeze tooo hard evil :P
Quote by LeeLee
Heres one for the ladies, yes its the old "does size matter" question.
and no i'm nottrying to make myself feel better, i have no need!!!!
so does size matter or is it what and how long you the do with it!?????

If you read back a few pages Lee you'll discover this topic has already been discussed
smile
Quote by pinkbubble
well i have never had a pair of enhanced to be honest so can only go on what i have had and seen.
prefer the look of a good pair of naturals but they can be abit ropey.
enhanced do look nice all the time.

A bit ropey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would be careful what your saying smackbottom
More like soft sexy and FUN FUN FUN :P :twisted: :P :twisted:
:twisted: honey is very naughty thinking like that :twisted:
:twisted: :twisted: naughty but nice ( just like your lovely nipples) redface surprisedops: sorry thinking outloud then :twisted:
I'm a horserider but I don't think a saddler would be very helpful, would have to be specialist work sorry babe can't be more helpful confused
Quote by pinkbubble
well i have never had a pair of enhanced to be honest so can only go on what i have had and seen.
prefer the look of a good pair of naturals but they can be abit ropey.
enhanced do look nice all the time.

A bit ropey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would be careful what your saying smackbottom
More like soft sexy and FUN FUN FUN :P :twisted: :P :twisted:
Anyone for toe nail clippings, I'll frame and mount them, :idea: all included in the price biggrin cool
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
a big hole so it keeps getting filled lol

:shock: redface :shock: surprisedops:
and maybe something large to fill that hole? biggrin
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
a big hole so it keeps getting filled lol
:shock: redface :shock: surprisedops:
Quote by devil_in_part
isn't curlee on coronation street?
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :thumbup:
Quote by Calista
Ah....I remember this now....it's called.....
Hormones

Nah she'll only moan if you don't pay her .......
bolt
Tut tut! smackbottom
ooh more more more ...
the old ones are the best ;)
i think that was what curlee was hoping rolleyes :P
Quote by curlee
yes iam 19 and im not just looking for a woman 39-50 im looking for a woman that will dominate , if ya know wat i mean

What you mean smack your bum and put you to bed with no tea you bad boy smackbottom :smackbottom:
Quote by AndyS-NE
right. I'm totally confused.... Let me get this straight... you want to chat to her arse????? confused :? :?

To be fair i can think of worse things to do with my time!!! redface rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
But hey, your right it's a fine arse :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by JonJon
biggrin :D :D
Finally, I've been accused of belonging to a clique !!! I felt so alone :cry: , not verified, not from Lincolnshire, never even met Blue, still less lost my 'virginity' to her ( :shock: bolt) but now comes the anonymous email:
"You're a typical member of the most unwelcome of cliques - wealthy, vacuous, pretty young things, who couldn't give a fuck about the true ethos of the site but, rather, simply want to add swinging to their social CV"
:thrilled: :happy:
I was tempted to argue (Wealthy ?? Vacuous ??? Pretty ????) but I've decided not to fight it, and rather accept my new found cliqueness :D
Anyone want to join me ? I have to tell you, it's a very hard club to join, you have to upset the kind of person who doesn't even have the decency to identify themselves when they're slagging you off rolleyes
worship :worship: :worship: :worship:
Quote by pinkbubble
I once had a girlfriend who used to wet the bed when she was drunk - Not the most romantic thing to wake up to in the middle of the night! :shock:

EEEEWWWWWW brings a whole new meaning to waterbed rolleyes :roll:
Mmmm waterbeds - now there's a whole different experience...great until you get up then it's like you've been onboard a ship for weeks - everything seems to be rocking around you - very disconcerting!!! :roll:
Sorry but i think i would be sea sick on a waterbed!
Don't knock it till you've tried it lol :lol: 1st time for everything :twisted:
Quote by SarfLondoner
I once had a girlfriend who used to wet the bed when she was drunk - Not the most romantic thing to wake up to in the middle of the night! :shock:

You used to be able to get a pad and bell!!......not that I know from experiance ya know confused
Quote by SarfLondoner
I once had a girlfriend who used to wet the bed when she was drunk - Not the most romantic thing to wake up to in the middle of the night! :shock:

EEEEWWWWWW brings a whole new meaning to waterbed rolleyes :roll:
Quote by pinkbubble
By crap shag do you mean when your on your knees making the sounds while filing your nails? Ive been there more than once! :twisted:

Thats the one sad :( or thinking about what your gonna give the kids for tea. redface
Like that one honey I will bear it in mind :twisted: , mind you with an ex boyfriend I did lie back and think god the ceiling needs painting. rolleyes
Yup know how ya feel...........mind you being on your back and watching tv over his shoulder always worked for me he he he :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Did you change the channel aswell? Trisha is a good programme to watch......lol wink
Had to be news a ten. I mean a girls gotta keep abreast of the worlds news now hasn't she...........He always sounded so suprised when I know so much about wot was in the news. when 10oclock was shagg time so i didn't get to see the news :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :wink:
I'd like a nice sexy bi-fem redface
To teach me the ways of the world :shock:
come on santa you know you want to :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by pinkbubble
By crap shag do you mean when your on your knees making the sounds while filing your nails? Ive been there more than once! :twisted:

Thats the one sad :( or thinking about what your gonna give the kids for tea. redface
Like that one honey I will bear it in mind :twisted: , mind you with an ex boyfriend I did lie back and think god the ceiling needs painting. rolleyes
Yup know how ya feel...........mind you being on your back and watching tv over his shoulder always worked for me he he he :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by pinkbubble
By crap shag do you mean when your on your knees making the sounds while filing your nails? Ive been there more than once! :twisted:

Thats the one sad :( or thinking about what your gonna give the kids for tea. redface
Quote by fireball69
alright everyone hope ur all ok! just want to get some tips off u lot again! thanks for the on top tips works g8 now! just the prob now is my gf doesnt know if shes orgasimed and i was just wondering how do u girls know when u have orgasmed like what signs do u get? and whats the best way to get u to orgasim like whats the best techquice to use so i can try it on my gf and she what its like for her! soz bout all the questions and my spelling cant spell for shit soz!

Sound a tad like a teenage fumble :shock: