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ops:Quote by Libra-Love
When we lived in cardboard box in't middle of road:(
FOOD?
We dreamed about food
Ooooh there's a comedy skit there somewhere ... my memory just can't recall it .....
Can't remember who did it either. One of the 80s American comics, when Robin Williams was still doing stand-up, may even be one of his skits
anyone know?It about the only line I can remember, I think it's from monty python
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Quote by Libra-Love
I woke up one morning with the ex hubby sucking on my left tit, his idea or romance you see.
so I timed him.
Eight minutes :shock:
Ah, but maybe it's just me
Maybe he was having a childhood dream, regressing back to a babe in arms.
either way eight mins :shock: :shock: bet they were bloody sore after
:high-smile:That is so VERY fucking stupid
Why oh why tell a child off for something so natural as to show affection to someone they 's 5 ffs he should be show when and where is appropriate. I work in a special school and the kids love to show us affection, but we don't tell them off. Just asy to them "save kisses for mummy and daddy"
People like that sooooo piss me right off :x
Why oh why tell a child off for something so natural as to show affection to someone they 's 5 ffs he should be show when and where is appropriate. I work in a special school and the kids love to show us affection, but we don't tell them off. Just asy to them "save kisses for mummy and daddy"
People like that sooooo piss me right off :x
Quote by fabio grooverider
If you miss the bus!!! the train station is just around the corner
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oi.... don't mention the trains... i am not putting up with him......
i hear national express are good mate!!!!!!
ooooh... or what about a nice sea cruise.....
sean xxxxxxxxxxx
Good idea, anyone got a nice pair of concrete boot he can borrow? :lol:
Found my 1st one 3 days before my 30th birthday... was very pissed off
Had no idea I had one, then in innocence thought "that coloured blond hasn't grown much" :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
I must say the bathroom was very blue that day, so since then have gone dark and have no idea how many I've got. But I will say they ate becoming slightly wirey on top . Me thinks thats a slign of grey.
Had no idea I had one, then in innocence thought "that coloured blond hasn't grown much" :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
I must say the bathroom was very blue that day, so since then have gone dark and have no idea how many I've got. But I will say they ate becoming slightly wirey on top
. Me thinks thats a slign of grey. 