oh you know the gyne fella wears the liverpool bandana when delivering babies. Oh bugger me whats his name 
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Quote by steve-shireen
We dont need to go to the post office for it anymore...
It's paid direcdtly into our bank account
Saves us getting up off the sofa to go fetch it and with the advent of internet shopping we can order our beer and fags online and thats even better:wink: :wink:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by Libra-Love
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As for the numbers on the free health service, well as a parent to a 5 year old heart patient I'd like to say, thank you for your contribution.
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I couldn't agree woth you more, I'm in the same situation.
I really don't think you could be serious in some of the things you said. having children is a god given right to us, and to choose not to have any is your individual right as it is have children.
I do have to say I personaly would rather have a few children than lots, purely because of devoting time and energy and possibly money to them as well. Although I have 2 kids I wanted 3 but am unable to have anymore. The 2 that I have are the most wonderful things in the world even though 1 has special needs he has made me into a better person, more careing understanding, as he is himself. But then maybe that was my destiny and why I was given him and not you.
Yes maybe some families can be a burden to the tax payer. But then maybe they wouln't be if the Lords and the MP's didn't give themselves such massive pay rises. The level of income for single parent's is only just over the minimum do you really think they are happy to have to live this way? don't you think they want a better life?.
I know not everyone shares the same views and beliefs, but then at the end of the day isn't that what makes us human and different?
chewing gum, stick it under nearest tableQuote by fabio grooverider
Gotta go to london tomorrow so just might try it on the train
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8-)
now you put me in a differculy position.... now putting on my "senior" railway hat... i would have to ask you not to do that......
:D :D :D :D unless you want to tell me which train it is likely to be!!!!!!
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I'll be the one that gives you a
and a :oops: as you walk by fabio baby 8-) Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Hayley - the truth 've dared to come out about this,I admire you for I will come out too.
I do as well and I'm going to do it now in front of you all.
- that is what you meant isn't it?
But where is this Cafe? - you're all sat in there with your chipped enamel mugs of tea and dried up curled up cheese sandwiches - its alright for you lot - I'm left outside alone!
Oh my
ops: :oops: :oops: Honey rider can't believe whats she's seeing goes over to the door and lets fruity in
Honey thinks she'll get a better view :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Lovecommando
I too am looking for a girl who smokes...dried banana skins....done in a glamour context in a sexy sultry way with banana smoke blown out of pouty lips..
..but the bananas have to be Fair Trade organic bananas..
..Unorganics just don't hit my spot :shock:
I know what you mean...it definately has to be organics for me too. Preferably from sustainable crops in the Carribbean, especially Cuba, otherwise I just can't get it up!
LC
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I also only like the orgasmic ones
A young newleywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirments for new parishioners. you must abstain from sex for one whole month." :shock: :
The couple agreed but after two and a half weeks rerurned to the Church. When the pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the husband is obviously depressed. :cry:
"You are back so soon....is there a problem?" the pastor enquired. "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain feom sex for the required month...." the you man said saidly.
The pastor asked him what happened. "Well the week was difficult...However, we managed to abstain through sheer will power. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the third week was unberable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the bible....anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts.
One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of peas and dropped it. When she bent down to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with her right there and then." admitted the man, shamfacedly. :hump:
"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church", stated the pastor.
"We know." said the young man hanging his head........
"We're not welcome in Tescos anymore, either." :doh:
The couple agreed but after two and a half weeks rerurned to the Church. When the pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the husband is obviously depressed. :cry:
"You are back so soon....is there a problem?" the pastor enquired. "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain feom sex for the required month...." the you man said saidly.
The pastor asked him what happened. "Well the week was difficult...However, we managed to abstain through sheer will power. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the third week was unberable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the bible....anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts.
One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of peas and dropped it. When she bent down to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with her right there and then." admitted the man, shamfacedly. :hump:
"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church", stated the pastor.
"We know." said the young man hanging his head........
"We're not welcome in Tescos anymore, either." :doh:
Quote by JudyTV
Ex wives are no trouble they just settle for the money. Ex boyfriends are no trouble either, if they get pissy with me I warn em if they don't behave I will tell their new girlfriend about us. If that doesn't keep em quiet I tell them I have their mums number. They are no trouble
Judy
:laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: You are all woman judy X :angel:
Quote by londonsnglmale
isnt it weird how your mind just messes up the flavours when it thinks its one thing when in fact its the other.
For example:
I once had a beer and some water in front of me whilst doing some of my project at uni, i went to get some water didnt look, picked the beer and took a massive gulp. It was the most vial tasting thing ever, all because i thought itr was water.
Hmmm and the relevance.......:
Did you get the jam in the end and has it helped?
Your quite right, I think its the same when you buy things like sweets or shakes etc. they say bananna or sour apple but they really don't taste anything like it at all.
it must be because your expecting it to taste like it say's so your brain tells you it does
does that make sense haven't got it yet gonna leave soon when I can drag myself from this damn computer :twisted:
Quote by Vix
My daughter is 8. At the moment, she wants my make-up and perfume. She sometimes makes me clothes out of her old ones and they're bloody good but indecent, for obvious reasons. I have made her clothes out of my old ones though, so it's only fair. We share a glass of wine now and then. Literally. She has a few slugs out of my glass.
Sounds just like me and my dayghter though mine is 7 going on 21 lol
Im soooooo not happy :upset: :upset:
I had a lovely morning :happy: had a lie in read the last of my book :notes:
decided to make a cup of coffee
and some toast with strawberry jam
buttered the toast (with real butter) opened the new jar slapped it on.
brought it upstairs took a bite :fuckinghell: :upset: :censored:
:x
its bloody raspberry i HATE raspberry
is this how the days gonna be full of horrible disapointing suprises
I wanna cry gotta go find scream thread NOW
I had a lovely morning :happy: had a lie in read the last of my book :notes:
decided to make a cup of coffee
and some toast with strawberry jam
buttered the toast (with real butter) opened the new jar slapped it on.
brought it upstairs took a bite :fuckinghell: :upset: :censored:
:x its bloody raspberry i HATE raspberry
is this how the days gonna be full of horrible disapointing suprises
I wanna cry gotta go find scream thread NOW
