best thing i ever won was a hairdryer at my sons school fete, as mine had broken just that morning.
worst thing even won was a frozen turkey at bingo with my mum. it was september ffs.
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ian_and_jane
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
Bisexual Female, 56
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i was always told to put clean underwear on b4 i went out cos you never know, you could get run over me.
Always puzzled me cos if i got run over my undies would no longer be clean anyway.
pmsl
just incase you're wondering i always have clean undies on anyway lol
Always puzzled me cos if i got run over my undies would no longer be clean anyway.
pmsl
just incase you're wondering i always have clean undies on anyway lol
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dunked fig rolls are just yuuuuukkk, and the multicoloured iced bikkies (party rings i think) are horrible when dunnked too. In fact i am now on a quest to find the perfect dunking bikkie as i can only think of ones that i dont like dunking lol.
Hmmmmm now look what you lot have started i'm gonna have to go shopping now. :giggle:
:giggle:
Jane xx
Hmmmmm now look what you lot have started i'm gonna have to go shopping now. :giggle:
:giggle:
Jane xx
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Tiprider phoned and us and told us the great news. i'm (jane) out looking for hats already cos i'm not having dannyboy get a better one hehehehehehe.
Great news isnt it, makes us smile when we hear the success stories. Danny and Tippy make a great couple and we wish them every happiness for the future and hope that there are lots more sucess stories to come.
xxxxx
Great news isnt it, makes us smile when we hear the success stories. Danny and Tippy make a great couple and we wish them every happiness for the future and hope that there are lots more sucess stories to come.
xxxxx
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TO GROW OLD IS COMPULSORY
TO GROW UP IS OPTIONAL
We choose to act childish when we feel like it so our kids get embarssed and tell us off for embarrasing them hehehehehehe.
TO GROW UP IS OPTIONAL
We choose to act childish when we feel like it so our kids get embarssed and tell us off for embarrasing them hehehehehehe.
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Jane classes herself as bi and enjoys bi fun, giving and recieving. A friend of ours is only happy with the recieving bit ( by the right fem). We use the term hetraflexible cos it sounds fun but just plain greedy is what she uses to describe herself pmsl.
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i say blox to paying the tax over here
we love forieng lorry drivers they sell deisel so very cheap lol and one of the local super markets do a very nice cheap veggie oil to mix with it so it gets down to about 40p a litre will i change and pay british tax for fuel (take a guess) as long as we have friends who drive abroad no we wont
we love forieng lorry drivers they sell deisel so very cheap lol and one of the local super markets do a very nice cheap veggie oil to mix with it so it gets down to about 40p a litre will i change and pay british tax for fuel (take a guess) as long as we have friends who drive abroad no we wont
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living with jane when she has got pms
<<<<runs and hides b4 she reads this thread
<<<<runs and hides b4 she reads this thread
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only just started reading this thread but i rekon dave should get a prize for the best answers.
:giggle:
now b4 i read anymore i'm gonna go get a towel to sit on incase i wet myself laffing at the answers.
BTW go google nelsons last words hmmmmm.
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now b4 i read anymore i'm gonna go get a towel to sit on incase i wet myself laffing at the answers.
BTW go google nelsons last words hmmmmm.
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nelsons last words were "thank god i have done my duty"
although he did ask hardy to kiss him first . hehehehe
although he did ask hardy to kiss him first . hehehehe
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the fun in the sweetshop spangles.....2 backjacks for a penny, buying the beano and sweets and still getting change from 10p...... the sixpence which was only worth two and a half pence 
(that one is still a puzzle),
Saying prayers at the end of school then putting chairs on desk, the nit nurse which everyone had to go and see and she pulled your hair and hurt you whether you had nits or not.
Betamax video's wow they were the rage and we thought they were really cool too.
Recording the charts on a sunday from the radio and having to position the tape recorder right next to the speakers and be real quiet, pressing stop between each song so you didnt get the presenters comments.
Errrmm thats about it for now, starting to get all sentimental remembering, and wouldnt change any of it.........well maybe the nit nurse.
May post more memories when all composed again hehehehe
(that one is still a puzzle), Saying prayers at the end of school then putting chairs on desk, the nit nurse which everyone had to go and see and she pulled your hair and hurt you whether you had nits or not.
Betamax video's wow they were the rage and we thought they were really cool too.
Recording the charts on a sunday from the radio and having to position the tape recorder right next to the speakers and be real quiet, pressing stop between each song so you didnt get the presenters comments.
Errrmm thats about it for now, starting to get all sentimental remembering, and wouldnt change any of it.........well maybe the nit nurse.
May post more memories when all composed again hehehehe
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Hey bigpaul dont forget us we read it too. :wave2:
Ian chose the way he would like to go but i adapted it to suit the way i'd like him to go hehehehehee :twisted:
ok so i spose it got a bit lost cos i did have a dig at tabbi too but she luvs it when you have a go at her cos she subbie hehehehehe.
:smackbottom:
And i think i would like to go with exhaustion from keeping happy all the frustrated fems with no men to satisfy them any longer, so they have now decided that its best to get it from another woman that not get it at all (sounds a bit like hetraflexible me thinks hehehehe) :angel: ooops forgot to punctuate that so now take a large lungfull of air and remember to breath.
Ian chose the way he would like to go but i adapted it to suit the way i'd like him to go hehehehehee :twisted:
ok so i spose it got a bit lost cos i did have a dig at tabbi too but she luvs it when you have a go at her cos she subbie hehehehehe.
:smackbottom: And i think i would like to go with exhaustion from keeping happy all the frustrated fems with no men to satisfy them any longer, so they have now decided that its best to get it from another woman that not get it at all (sounds a bit like hetraflexible me thinks hehehehe) :angel: ooops forgot to punctuate that so now take a large lungfull of air and remember to breath.
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Quote by tabbi
:giveup: :giveup: :giveup:
I have an idea. Let's stop with the one-upmanship, agree to disagree and move on.
Yayyy kiss giz a snog :twisted:
Mind you, dunno what it is about root veggies and free CDs but I have to say I'm getting turned on
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Bad girl tabbi that's just rude:twisted:
Says the str8 tabbi :confused2: hmmmmmmm someone is telling porkies me thinks hehehehehe.
Admit it woman you are just a hetraflexible subbie perv :smackbottom:
But back to subject, being the fem i get to stay and have my wicked way with other fems (that are not st8 tabbi pmsl) but Ian would go with a smile on his face and getting a BJ and having a pint (OF VODKA). His choice. I'd like him to go with tears in his eyes after he's been bitten getting a BJ hehehehehe :evil2:
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You can try these see if they are any good for you
We got Janes pole from them and its great and a sensiable price too
We got Janes pole from them and its great and a sensiable price too
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Quote by janeandwill
Remember "Call my Bluff " on TV, but don't think the likes of Robvert Robertson and the old guy in the pink bow tie ever debated this phrase!
If it was a panel was it a mass-debate ???
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Almost heaven iv'e wet my finger (almost heaven west virginia) john denver
You came on my pillow made me sleep on the wet spot ( john denver )
You came on my pillow made me sleep on the wet spot ( john denver )
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thanx you lot, didnt realise you all cared.(well its that or yr after a shag pmsl)
Had a great birthday. Went to see Kevin Bloody Wilson live last night and it was feking great. Havnt laffed so much since we all took tabbi to the raft race and she got covered in flour hehehehehehe.(sowwy hunny)
I was also pleased to find that sex as a 38 (EEEKKK) year old is great too, now i can get in some practice for my Nawty Forties.
Thanx you crazy bunch
Jane xxxxxxxxxxx
New word learnt last night for when your kids say "WHATEVER" just say back "DILLIGAF" hehehe it really pisses em off and makes you laff cos you have got the last word in and they dont know what it means.
Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck
Had a great birthday. Went to see Kevin Bloody Wilson live last night and it was feking great. Havnt laffed so much since we all took tabbi to the raft race and she got covered in flour hehehehehehe.(sowwy hunny)
I was also pleased to find that sex as a 38 (EEEKKK) year old is great too, now i can get in some practice for my Nawty Forties.
Thanx you crazy bunch
Jane xxxxxxxxxxx
New word learnt last night for when your kids say "WHATEVER" just say back "DILLIGAF" hehehe it really pisses em off and makes you laff cos you have got the last word in and they dont know what it means.
Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck
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I think this is deffo a girlie thing as jane does the same sort of thing to me.
But i come home after a day working to find all the furniture moved except i normally find all the electrical items in the middle of the lounge with all the leads and wires disconected just waiting for me to wire it all back up
you have to love em dontch ya :twisted:
But i come home after a day working to find all the furniture moved except i normally find all the electrical items in the middle of the lounge with all the leads and wires disconected just waiting for me to wire it all back up
you have to love em dontch ya :twisted:
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Tigers hiya
Sowwy but we cant help with the birthday pressie but posted just to say:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS TIGERS :wave2: :happy: :rose:
Have a good day at the spar
Sowwy but we cant help with the birthday pressie but posted just to say:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS TIGERS :wave2: :happy: :rose:
Have a good day at the spar
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aaawww ty Tabbi you Supertart Extraordinaire!!!!!! , :rose: :smackbottom:
i always said you was you a mad crazy woman and now i know you are cos you did this for me.
Thank you too all others that have wished me a happy birthday. Been taken out to lunch and treated like a princess by Ian today and tomorrow we're off to see Kevin Bloody Wilson(yayyyy!!!!!!).
Boblisa what ya after pmsl ? :giggle:
Spose i'll have to change my age on my profile now hehehehehe :crazy:
Luff ya all lots :inlove:
Jane
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:smackbottom: i always said you was you a mad crazy woman and now i know you are cos you did this for me.
Thank you too all others that have wished me a happy birthday. Been taken out to lunch and treated like a princess by Ian today and tomorrow we're off to see Kevin Bloody Wilson(yayyyy!!!!!!).
Boblisa what ya after pmsl ? :giggle:
Spose i'll have to change my age on my profile now hehehehehe :crazy:
Luff ya all lots :inlove:
Jane
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Dambuster
She seen loads of guys in glittery tops but just never seen one that looked good b4 lol
She seen loads of guys in glittery tops but just never seen one that looked good b4 lol
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Same as Tabbi
Thanks for the work you put into lastnight tony
Met some great peeps met some mad ones too (you know who you are)
A blur? i wish had to drive you and Jane there lol
Jane never thought a glittery top on a bloke could look sexy, pmsl but it seems it can. NO i aint gonna get one lol
i have had to hide all the matches and lighters too now, just in case pmsl
was good to grope a few people but i (ian) need a few more next time hahaha
BTW Tabbi ya biatch says "luff ya" :inlove: pmsl
Thanks for the work you put into lastnight tony
Met some great peeps met some mad ones too (you know who you are)
A blur? i wish had to drive you and Jane there lol
Jane never thought a glittery top on a bloke could look sexy, pmsl but it seems it can. NO i aint gonna get one lol
i have had to hide all the matches and lighters too now, just in case pmsl
was good to grope a few people but i (ian) need a few more next time hahaha
BTW Tabbi ya biatch says "luff ya" :inlove: pmsl
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Ello all
Had a good night met some people we haven't seen in a while put some faces to names and met some people we have been chatting to for a while too
Tony any chance of a list of those that came lastnight ? so we can try to remember who everyone was lol
ohhhh yer and Tabbi ya biatch Says "LUFF YA" lol
Have posted in the cafe too now ok!! put all your postings there PLEASE
Had a good night met some people we haven't seen in a while put some faces to names and met some people we have been chatting to for a while too
Tony any chance of a list of those that came lastnight ? so we can try to remember who everyone was lol
ohhhh yer and Tabbi ya biatch Says "LUFF YA" lol
Have posted in the cafe too now ok!! put all your postings there PLEASE
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Tony Jane says she asked what hunk was doing the door pmsl not if you was doing it.
She says you cant frisk her cos you not a hunky doormann.
She can be a bitch at times bless her.
She says you cant frisk her cos you not a hunky doormann.
She can be a bitch at times bless her.
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crickey Tony list has got longer since we last looked.
Hope you got someone doing the name badges cos there loads going and no-one gonna be able to remember names. (dont take that as an offer pmsl)
Jane wants to know which hunk you got doing the door so she knows whos gonna frisk her. Sitter looks like a cert but only for a few hours.
Hope you got someone doing the name badges cos there loads going and no-one gonna be able to remember names. (dont take that as an offer pmsl)
Jane wants to know which hunk you got doing the door so she knows whos gonna frisk her. Sitter looks like a cert but only for a few hours.
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BTW how did we get from bacon to munting to marmite
Am now also feeling a little confused as well as queezy lol
Am now also feeling a little confused as well as queezy lol
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hi there. i often read through the forums but it is vary rare that i post. But whilst browsing this thread tonight and waiting for ian to wisk me off to bed i have come to the conclusion that i must post something.
i am afraid i am not a fan of the mentioned toast topping either on its own or wth some of the strange concoctions mentioned, but after looking up the description of munting i am afraid i will not want anything in my mouth for a while ( ian now wishes he wisked me off to bed earlier pmsl)
For those of you that have not googled munting i have done it for you.
Someone please tell me this doesnt happen, or at least give me something else to encourage me to eat again. (or at least make ian smile hehehehehe)
i am afraid i am not a fan of the mentioned toast topping either on its own or wth some of the strange concoctions mentioned, but after looking up the description of munting i am afraid i will not want anything in my mouth for a while ( ian now wishes he wisked me off to bed earlier pmsl)
For those of you that have not googled munting i have done it for you.
Someone please tell me this doesnt happen, or at least give me something else to encourage me to eat again. (or at least make ian smile hehehehehe)
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Quote by tabbi
blatant bump
yayyyy .... I may need another coloured twirly thing guys....have you got room in your garden?
Hope by twirly thing you mean a mature majorette and dont mean we gonna get another visit from dutch pixies on acid pmsl
but as allways we got room for ya lol
