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14 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
How the bloody hell do you shag in a car ............ mine is so small!................ and my front seats do not go right down
so please could you give me a few tips :worship:
OK i no.......... change me car............ but i cannt aford to :(

Debbie
OK here's how you do it:-
1) Get into back of the car
2)Lay with your head behind the drivers seat
3)Place LEFT leg out straight
4) Now....
Actually it's much easier if I simply show you in my car. Just email me with a time and place and I'll pick you up.
James

10 Sep 2005

Quote by BrenZR
Here Here!!!

I didn't just stick to the main places either, I drove around the chase, car park after car park and all I saw was DEER I wouldn't mind but even they were too quick for me
Oh DEER, Oh DEER, Oh DEER!

I just wondered if the deer were blind?
James
I'm not sure James, I didn't ask em smackbottom

smackbottom

TS, that is an offer I could never refuse :lol:
Why the smacked bottom? If they were blind and you had caught them then it would be a case of:-
"Fucking no-eye deer"

9 Sep 2005

Quote by BrenZR
I the chase.
I didn't just stick to the main places either, I drove around the chase, car park after car park and all I saw was DEER I wouldn't mind but even they were too quick for me
Oh DEER, Oh DEER, Oh DEER!

I just wondered if the deer were blind?
James

9 Sep 2005

We are a married couple aged 49 and 46. We have been dogging a few times and have really enjoyed it. Tonight we would like to meet up with another couple because we have never done that before. We had already planned a meeting for tonight but due to unforeseen circumstances the arrangements have fallen through.
So we are looking for straight couples only. Please pm us with a 'phone number and we would like to speak to both of you. We are based in Oxfordshire but can travel to any of the surrounding counties.
We will be leaving home tonight ( Friday ) at about 6:15 so you must contact us before then. We know that it's short notice but as explained above we thought we already had things arranged.
James and Sarah

28 Aug 2005

Quote by pepps
OOOOH WEARS MY COAT...........
:moon:
NOT! LOL
i dont think you will have many qeueing up for a quickie in some place you have keys to,
der we like sex we are NOT desperate
you come across as though we should be gratefull!
rant over
lets count the takers for your add!
peppsx.........

It should be "OOOOH, WHERE'S MY COAT"
Maybe you should go along and Ablindfold could give you English lessons.
James

26 Aug 2005

Quote by bucksfuncpl
Oh no the grammar police are in so thats us in trouble ;) In our defence actually running this board on a high res laptop screen means that the text is very small in the message body window but we will resolve to at least cast an eye over the preview before posting.
Maybe this is where we have been going wrong, it isn't that there are relatively few cpls in Bucks at all, its poor spelling and grammar that are putting people off. We feel so foolish now
We will take issue with the multiple sentence comment though. Some posts can be adequately and succinctly completed in a single sentence, others in either one or two words (i.e. the lesbians for fun in the back of my car thread).

When saying I liked more than a single sentence I was referring to the initial post that someone, usually a man, puts up asking if someone would like to meet them. Replies to posts often just require a single sentence, or even just one word.
I think what some people forget is that anything posted to forums such as this are written just once but read many times. Therefore it makes sense for the one person writing to put in some extra effort to make life easier for the many people reading.
I also agree that the the font used is very small and I have great difficulty in reading what I've written. I had hoped that spending evenings in a dark environment would improve things, but alas no.
James

26 Aug 2005

Quote by Serendipity
Fantastic! We're knee deep in Bucks couples
As you're all here, should we wander back on topic-ish? (only for a min though :twisted: ) - I'm sure we've covered this before but what the hell! What kind of post makes couples think "That guy/girl sounds like someone we'd like to meet when out dogging, we'll PM them!" ? If you make arrangements at that is!

It probably shows our age but we like posts where the writer writes a proper sentence with fully spelled out words and punctuation etc. Usually if they can manage one sentence they go on to write several more, which means you tend to get an idea of what they are like.
Obviously now that I've said correct grammar is important someones bound to spot some mistake in this post!
James

26 Aug 2005

Quote by Serendipity

All good advice, I soometimes think we are the only cpl in Bucks but 3) isn't strictly accurate

Aha!! That's one uncovered then (hello! wave

wave

).....and Chappy claims to have seen three, do I have any advance on that? :wink:
Well I've seen 3 couples in one car park, all the the same time. However one couple was us, so does that count?
James

9 Aug 2005

Hopefully this is on topic. Over the next few nights there will be a meteor shower. This means there will lots of shooting stars with the climax! on Friday. So all of you doggers will have something to look at during those few brief minutes when nothing much is happening!
James

7 Aug 2005

Quote by hotcoupleincar
O MY GOD
We are in our 30s does that make us middle aged :(
gonna pop out now a buy some proper knickers :cry:
and a pipe for the hubby, put the gas fire on it's cold

We to be totally logical about it, lets assume people live to 72. Therefore
0 -23 is young
24 - 47 is middle aged
48 and above is old.
Now I've gone and depressed myself!!

26 Jul 2005

I really must publicly thank Dave and his partner for a truly wonderful evening. I'm sure it's one I will remember for the rest of my life.
James

8 Jul 2005

Quote by daverover
Planning a trip out later
Feeling rather horny and would like to be watched
Late 40's couple
PM for details
D & G

You have a pm
James

25 Jun 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
So next question , has anyone EVER seen a couple having fun at the Abingdon Lock ??( thats not specific Mods x )

No. But I have been there a couple of times with my wife. No one else showed up though.
James

19 Jun 2005

Ah! There's your problem. If you're 196 foot then you are probably too tall for most women.
James

Quote by olliberkshire
Dont seem to have had much luck with any replies i know giving specific locations is could anyone et me know the best times. im 19 6foot and flat chested. i'm also spending a lot of money on petrol at the moment so your help would be greatly aprreciated. lol

18 Jun 2005

For what's its worth I went To Pontefract racecourse of Friday night to see if there was any action. There was a couple in a car abot 10:00 time but they didn't indicate they wanted any watchers so I left them to it. Unfortunately from 11:00 onwwards 5 lads in one car spoilt everything. If a couple came in they immediately scared them off by parking close or racing around the car park with their headlights on.
James
p.s. Didn't win a thing at the races eitther

15 Jun 2005

I'm off to Royal Ascot at York for Friday and Saturday. I'm staying in Leeds on Friday night ( it's the closest to York that I could get ). I was wondering if anyone could pm me with any info about good dogging sites in or near Leeds. I've taken my wife dogging a few times and she says it's OK for me to find out what's going on in Yorkshire while I'm away.
James

14 May 2005

My wife and I tried dogging last weekend for the first time last weekend. A couple of men watched us make out in our car. The experience has turned Sarah on so much that she has been horney all week. She wants to go out again tonight and go further than last time.
Sarah is a 45 year old BBW and her husband James is 49. Please contact us if you are interested. We will be leaving home about 6:30 tonight so cantact us before then.
Sarah and James

7 May 2005

I'm interested too. My wife and I went dogging for the first time last night at Birdlip. We kept the lights off but a couple of men looked in. Sarah got turned on and came while I rubber her pussy. She then gave me a blow job while one of the men peered through the drivers window. We were thinking of visting Newbury next week-end or the one after so a good dogging site in Berkshire would be useful.
James

6 May 2005

Has anyone suggestions for a good dogging location in Gloucestershire for tonight ( Friday ). My wife and I ahve had sex in our car a few times now and would like to extend the experience a liitle further by having someone watch. We are middle aged and my wife is a BBW but I think she is very sexy, especially when she dresses up like she will tonight. We plan to have a meal and a few drinks then find a suitable location so any suggestions would be welcome.
James