Well if we're mining the rich seam of drummer jokes...
Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
A: With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once.
Q: How can you tell when the drum riser is level?
A: Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.
Drummers....bless them. Each of those gags could do with a comedy cymbal crash at the end.
Is anyone else having difficulties accessing the site using Firefox - it just won't load for me.
I've had to resort to using Internet Explorer, which is a bad thing!!
Why not open each new topic you want to read in a new tab (right click and select open link in new tab) - makes life so much easier.
Hope this helps.
One of our earlier swinging escapades with a single male friend happened after a whole group of us had been out clubbing. Everyone piled back to ours to keep the party going, until eventually they all drifted off home just leaving us and this one guy.
I (James) crashed out for a while before finding my second wind and going back into the lounge to find Clare completely naked on the sofa and enjoying this guy using his magic fingers on her clit. We all de-camped to the bedroom for a lovely threesome until tiredness overtook us all.
The next morning, after some more fumbling I finally had to address the fact we'd completely run out of cigarettes, and so pulled on some clothes and headed off to the garage to stock-up.
In my absence, Clare and our guest decided to carry on where we'd all left off, and were mid-shag when the doorbell went. Assuming it was just me having forgotten to take a set of keys Clare answered the door not entirely fully dressed only to find it wasn't me but a couple of other friends who we'd been out with the night before and unsuspecting housemates of our overnight guest!
She managed to herd them into lounge whilst she and our partner in crime rapidly got dressed before joining them and trying hard not to look too flushed. The worst bit was that I'd been looking forward to joining them back in bed on my return...
Have worked out a solution to part of the problem. It seems that our firewall (Zone Alarm) was preventing us from seeing any photos at all - have just given this site greater freedom and we can now at least see our own photos (and those of others)!! (PM if you are still suffering from this problem and I'll let you know how I managed to solve it).
Still rather worried about the public/private view options - doesn't appear to be working properly, so I would urge others to be fairly careful as to what they upload in terms of picture files (facepics, anything too explicit etc).
Love to you all...xx
Hi all,
We've been lurking around the forums for ages, but thought we'd take the opportunity to surface while all hell is breaking loose! Young (31 & 29), fun-loving, laid-back married couple from Oxford - our profile and new ad fills in the details. For the regulars on here we're friends with the delightful Ockysweeties.
Having a day off work I (James) decided to devote some time to configuring our new account, but am stumped when it comes to photos. Can upload them, but then not see the actual images either under my photos or my private gallery, and despite setting all to private a number have registered several views, so have now deleted all but one. Anyone else having similar problems (and I'm guessing that might be a yes), or, more practically - found any solutions. Have skimmed the various glitch threads etc, but can't find anything directly related and figured this post might get lost in there.
