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jesster
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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Quote by Trapper
It either means dancing to or having sex to at a guess!

Presumably whilst wearing a pair of Doc Martins lol
Quote by sexkittenhfx
what the hell does knocking boots mean? confused

Maybe saying they sell crap products and they charge too much! Is that knocking the shop dunno
bolt
Thanks Sarah, it was a great afternoon smile
Quote by DreamerHelen
CQ it was lovely to talk to you at last and hear about all your travels!!

CQ cracked me up with the travel stories :) Cant wait to hear the diving stories and the fight with the wet suit lol
Quote by willxx69
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
or "What a pratt - go get him!!"
!

I'd go with the above smile
Age has got nothing to do with it, but when you come across as bragging about it and treating the woman as a notch on your belt its a big no no!
Quote by twos_company
think our doctor is a swinger
he always says
bend over
don`t worry...you`ll only feel a little
prick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
biggrin :D :D

My doctor usually asks me to roll up my sleeve :shock: lol
get a lady doctor........see what happens............... :D :D :D :D
if not..... its sexism!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd still get asked to roll up my sleeve sad :lol:
Quote by twos_company
think our doctor is a swinger
he always says
bend over
don`t worry...you`ll only feel a little
prick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
biggrin :D :D

My doctor usually asks me to roll up my sleeve :shock: lol
Quote by Martin_M
My Father in Law died last Saturday at a little over 50 with throat cancer, he was told it was smoking that caused it. After seeing the state he was in I could never put another one in my mouth ....Never ever again.
biggrin

Sorry to hear that martin !! Must have been a hard thing to watch!
Its the one thing that scares me, in that smoking could kill me and the thought that a self inflicted illness could rob my kids of their dad !
Life is short enough as it is without us doing stupid things like smoking to shorten it!
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I really should clear it out but I might need something that I end up throwing out dunno
Fee
XX

I guess us guys have an equivelent to a handbag in that respect! Its called a shed lol
Quote by Jags
I hope it's bad memories... a bloke once dropped a bottle in our close (Scots word, origin unknown) and the place stank for months! Took 4 wee wifies and 18 bottles of pine disinfectant and a harsh winter to rid the place of the smell. <shudder.
confused

Ha Ha, thats why i only used it the once lol
Quote by corriefem
go for it mate xxx you can do it!!!!!!! next month I am going to stop so if I can you can xxxxx

Dont wait till next month! go for it on monday biggrin
We will have to put a bet on it Corrie if one of us cracks lol
well done fem biggrin I didnt try in the new year but i had a go last week and lasted 5 days lol
Seeing this has just put it in my mind to have another go on monday while i'm in the right frame of mind smile
Well done again :)
Quote by Jags
As long as he's moved on from Hai Karate I'm happy!
:shock: :shock:

Ahhh memories lol although i'm glad to say i only used it once :lol:
Quote by dambuster
:shock:
Is nobody going to drag it up and copy paste his post from last year ???
My My - you are slacking rolleyes

Nahhhhhh cant be bothered lol
I said in a similar thread "to be a good liar you need a good memory" :lol:
Quote by freckledbird
How odd - you were 37, then 40, now you're 38 . confused

I need to try that hotel! maybe i could lose 3 years in 24 hours biggrin
Must be something in the water lol
Quote by leonie&adam
lol well glad some off u had a laugh but did make us crap ourselves hehe

Will send you the bill from the "crash" team in the post lol
Quote by sercher01
puttin excaliba in the fury stone????????????
that any good? rolleyes

"Drinking from the furry cup" cracked me up lol courtesy of Little Britain :lol:
Quote by twos_company
reckon its a good job car tax doesnt work that way...cost almost as much as the car biggrin

Shhhhh don't say too much! If the goverment think about it will only be a matter of time lol
Having said that, there was an article in the paper the other day about how much tax you pay on your cars in a lifetime. Can't remember the figures, but there is the car tax, petrol tax, tax you pay when you buy a new car. VAT on all the labour and part costs when it breaks down etc. All in all a lot of tax! sad
Quote by corriefem
hahahaha tune xxxxxxxxx its because I spend far too much time talking bollox and just dont get round to playing with any lol

Well if you like corrie i will let you talk to mine and play with them at the same time biggrin
Problem solved lol
They say that age is just a number!
In this case it is several lol
Hmmmm now how old shall i be for my next post? Dont think ive been 45 yet :lol:
Dammit!! i was 45 a few years ago :lol:
Too be a good liar you need to have a good memory. Now where did i put my car keys :lol:
Quote by PoloLady

What else do you think wears-out in your home more quickly because of your life-style?

Me lol
I guess you're ready to be traded in then :lol: :lol: :lol:
Is there anything left of me worth trading sad I think my brain is starting to go as well cos i just noticed that i double posted :doh:
Quote by PoloLady
What else do you think wears-out in your home more quickly because of your life-style?

Me lol
Quote by PoloLady
What else do you think wears-out in your home more quickly because of your life-style?

Me lol
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
I think your all wrong, I think its to do with the weight of the cum itself smile
Maybe 1 ounce of it being a light cummer and a 25lb blob of it being an heavy cummer lol :lol:
shaz xx

25lb!!!! :shock: Thats not a blob! its a bucketfull !!
One hell of a lot of teaspoons :lol:
You dont want to get in the way of that :lol:
Quote by easyease
its a common condition thats nicknamed "blue balls". it just happens when a fella is teased for too long

I thought "blue balls" was a condition that doggers get in the winter lol
Quote by celticq
Had completely forgotten about this - until reminded about it on Saturday.
Now I'm excited all over again!! biggrin :D :D

If youre hungry after the club Celtic. Me and Harry know a good chippy where you can sit down and eat lol
Thanks Bernie and Bassman. It was a great night and a great venue. Managed to put a few more faces to names biggrin Vodka, it was a pleasure to escort you :D
Ruby Murrey - Softly Softly :shock: who what where??? i was too young to remember lol