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jesster
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jesster
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Quote by anais

Apart from the fags, all sounds good to me ! wink

Something I need to pack in sooner rather than later smile
Same here! I'm takin the ciggie of me profile!
Nola - I found sugar really easy to give up but no will power for other stuff! Think I might give up chocolate for Lent - I don't eat too much anyway so might find that easy (always go for the easy option me!!)
If you take the fag away from your avatar, it will look like you are giving us the 2 fingers :shock: lol
Oh Yeah - maybe I'll chop me hand off :lol2: Or put a different one up confused:

No fag and you still have your hand :lol:
Oooo, you clever thing you - that's brilliant - thank you kiss
Ok to use it on me profile please? :lol:
Of course its ok and you're welcome biggrin
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jesster
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Quote by anais

Apart from the fags, all sounds good to me ! wink

Something I need to pack in sooner rather than later smile
Same here! I'm takin the ciggie of me profile!
Nola - I found sugar really easy to give up but no will power for other stuff! Think I might give up chocolate for Lent - I don't eat too much anyway so might find that easy (always go for the easy option me!!)
If you take the fag away from your avatar, it will look like you are giving us the 2 fingers :shock: lol
Oh Yeah - maybe I'll chop me hand off :lol2: Or put a different one up confused:

No fag and you still have your hand :lol:
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jesster
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Quote by anais

Apart from the fags, all sounds good to me ! wink

Something I need to pack in sooner rather than later smile
Same here! I'm takin the ciggie of me profile!
Nola - I found sugar really easy to give up but no will power for other stuff! Think I might give up chocolate for Lent - I don't eat too much anyway so might find that easy (always go for the easy option me!!)
If you take the fag away from your avatar, it will look like you are giving us the 2 fingers :shock: lol
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Quote by Lucyandmike7
Apart from the fags, all sounds good to me ! wink

Something I need to pack in sooner rather than later smile
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jesster
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At Tescos earlier and thought do I get healthy food or food that I fancy.
Anyway, food cooking at the moment, comprises of spuds which will be mashed with butter. Cod in bread crumbs and mushy peas. Plus copious amounts of vinegar. Peas to be mopped up with Tiger bread biggrin
Allow food to settle, then start on the first of many buds and ciggy's through the night, as I sit here in front of pc
All in all, not too healthy lol
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jesster
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Quote by anais
I was on me way down a lonely dark lane (short cut) to my first day in a new job when two lads jumped out of the bushes with a shot gun and threatened to shoot me if I didn't give them my cigarettes!
After I'd sorted that out I carried onto work - told them all about my intro to the area etc. Anyway - I found out what I was supervising a group of young people that night at a pyrotechnic workshop. Guess who got on the mini bus!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Did you get your cigarettes back smile
I never give under-age kids ciggies/or a light, even if they ask nicely lol
Not even if they have a shot gun :shock: I'd even offer to smoke the ciggy for them :lol:
Was confident and stupid then - now I'm just stupid confused :?
Coincidently (thread theme) so am I :lol:
Ahhh - but whose the stupidest? :lol2:
Seeing as you argued with a shotgun wielding chav :shock:
Ermm you possibly wink
An I thought you were a gent!! :lol2: :wink:
redface I am most of the time, but i can lapse sometimes :wink: :lol:
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jesster
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My new year fitnes regime has yet to get off the ground. But hopefully with the lighter nights and warmer weather not too far away, I might, just might, get around to starting it biggrin
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Quote by anais
I was on me way down a lonely dark lane (short cut) to my first day in a new job when two lads jumped out of the bushes with a shot gun and threatened to shoot me if I didn't give them my cigarettes!
After I'd sorted that out I carried onto work - told them all about my intro to the area etc. Anyway - I found out what I was supervising a group of young people that night at a pyrotechnic workshop. Guess who got on the mini bus!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Did you get your cigarettes back smile
I never give under-age kids ciggies/or a light, even if they ask nicely lol
Not even if they have a shot gun :shock: I'd even offer to smoke the ciggy for them :lol:
Was confident and stupid then - now I'm just stupid confused :?
Coincidently (thread theme) so am I :lol:
Ahhh - but whose the stupidest? :lol2:
Seeing as you argued with a shotgun wielding chav :shock:
Ermm you possibly wink
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jesster
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Quote by anais
I was on me way down a lonely dark lane (short cut) to my first day in a new job when two lads jumped out of the bushes with a shot gun and threatened to shoot me if I didn't give them my cigarettes!
After I'd sorted that out I carried onto work - told them all about my intro to the area etc. Anyway - I found out what I was supervising a group of young people that night at a pyrotechnic workshop. Guess who got on the mini bus!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Did you get your cigarettes back smile
I never give under-age kids ciggies/or a light, even if they ask nicely lol
Not even if they have a shot gun :shock: I'd even offer to smoke the ciggy for them :lol:
Was confident and stupid then - now I'm just stupid confused :?
Coincidently (thread theme) so am I :lol:
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jesster
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Quote by anais
I was on me way down a lonely dark lane (short cut) to my first day in a new job when two lads jumped out of the bushes with a shot gun and threatened to shoot me if I didn't give them my cigarettes!
After I'd sorted that out I carried onto work - told them all about my intro to the area etc. Anyway - I found out what I was supervising a group of young people that night at a pyrotechnic workshop. Guess who got on the mini bus!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Did you get your cigarettes back smile
I never give under-age kids ciggies/or a light, even if they ask nicely lol
Not even if they have a shot gun :shock: I'd even offer to smoke the ciggy for them :lol:
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
Is there another colour apart from black? confused

Can i be a pain smile and say that black is not technically a colour :)
I will be off now lol
Neither is white! :lol:
Yep biggrin
Did you also know we only see three colours red, blue, and green?
The brain makes up the rest. wink
No :) Maybe i need to do some research :) I know that red, blue and yellow in mixes can make up all the other colours :wink:
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Quote by anais
I was on me way down a lonely dark lane (short cut) to my first day in a new job when two lads jumped out of the bushes with a shot gun and threatened to shoot me if I didn't give them my cigarettes!
After I'd sorted that out I carried onto work - told them all about my intro to the area etc. Anyway - I found out what I was supervising a group of young people that night at a pyrotechnic workshop. Guess who got on the mini bus!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Did you get your cigarettes back smile
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
Is there another colour apart from black? confused

Can i be a pain smile and say that black is not technically a colour :)
I will be off now lol
Neither is white! :lol:
Yep biggrin
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Quote by Lucyandmike7
Is there another colour apart from black? confused

Can i be a pain smile and say that black is not technically a colour :)
I will be off now lol
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Quote by markz
yeah and poop is good for the hair............. rolleyes

Is that why youre known as Sh*t Head lol
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Quote by essex34m
im feeling antosocial, so you wouldnt get a conversation out of me biggrin

Is that sort of half way between being social and antisocial lol
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I have only skimmed this thread and i am neither for or against home learning. All depends on circumstances.
What is nice to see, is that fire, is looking at her childs needs. So many parents think that education starts and stops in school.
Hope you get things sorted Fire and keep kicking arse kiss
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Going to see my little man tomorrow, then a 200 mile trip to see my 2 daughters biggrin
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Quote by Sarah
Jesster
You got a passport to go there, and the bridge toll??
:giggle:

I sneak in the back way (M50) wink lol
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
I was typing without my specs on....my bad redface

Keep them off, me likes bad biggrin
Plus it gives me more of a chance lol
Especially as i'm heading to your neck of the woods over the weekend for a few days smile
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm running out of Beechams and wet wipes

I can understand from your avatar why you are causing so many men to sneeze lol
You might have to think about that one :lol:
you look just like my hubby from the back
Me or Jeester? :shock:
:shock:
And who is Jeester :lol:
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Quote by M8-Me
Maybe they should start by banning all 'duty free' and 'booze cruise imports' so everyone has to pay ful price.
I'm sure more would quit then

Sure i said i was going to pack in when they hit £2 a pack...........i'm still smoking :cry: lol
Don't think cost will stop us smoking
In edit......or drinking :lol:
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Quote by M8-Me
I'm running out of Beechams and wet wipes

I can understand from your avatar why you are causing so many men to sneeze lol
You might have to think about that one :lol:
Its the farts that lift the skirt :shock:
And i thought it was her hand :lol:
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm running out of Beechams and wet wipes

I can understand from your avatar why you are causing so many men to sneeze lol
You might have to think about that one :lol:
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jesster
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I've got a dodgy knee :cry: Does that count for sympathy votes wink lol
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One comment that was made on the link.........
Drugs are not sold over the counter but that doesnt stop it being a major issue with youngsters!!!!!!
Out of sight and out of mind doesnt work there so what makes the government think it will be any different with fags??
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Sending a newbie to the stores to get a bubble for a spirit level. Storeman asking the newbie if he needed a round one or a square one lol Stumped most of the newbies :lol:
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