Chicken???!!!!
So where did I get that sausage I was munching on from?
It's all a blur....
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jezzay
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 76
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I've got a lot of holiday to take before the end of February and was sort of thinking of going to Hedonism II. I'd be on my own but I've travelled a lot before and have been to Jamaica. (And loved it.)
Has anyone been and can advise if it's a good idea?
Or alternatively is there anywhere I esle I can go to get an all-over tan and just possibly a party ot two. Or at least where people will speak to me!
Jezzay
Has anyone been and can advise if it's a good idea?
Or alternatively is there anywhere I esle I can go to get an all-over tan and just possibly a party ot two. Or at least where people will speak to me!
Jezzay
I really don't understand this 'leaving/staying/flouncing out' thing at all. No-one has to do anything. You choose to register but you don't get forced to reconsider that choice.
You can log in when you browse - or not. You can read posts for months without replying or posting yourself - or you can post every 5 minutes. It's up to you.
There are no rules. Do exactly as you like. Nobody is watching.
Jezzay.
You can log in when you browse - or not. You can read posts for months without replying or posting yourself - or you can post every 5 minutes. It's up to you.
There are no rules. Do exactly as you like. Nobody is watching.
Jezzay.
Quote by roger743
can't resist Mal but if I wanted multiple partners I WANT MORE than A single guy lol
It has to be said, you seem to see a lot of adverts these days from ladies wanting a ready-made group of guys for a gangbang - they don't want the trouble of weeding through lots of single guys to make a group for herself.
OTOH, not everyone wants to be just another anonymous dick in a gangbang.
Yes you're right. We see lots of postings about how easy it is for the single women and how hard it is for the single men. But the fact is it's hard for us single ladies too. Yes, we can go to any swingers party but more often than not single men are excluded. But we want them.
If we're not bi-, it's really dfifficult to find a situation where we can have fun.
You're right - We should just post 'Gang Bang wanted' but can you imagine exactly how much sifting through that would entail. And we seek a ready-made group because we know that random, single guys will probably not gel together and give us the good time we seek. Seasoned group-sex guys are going to serve us better.
I don't know the answer. I did once start a post about organising a singles only party and there was a positive response. If I knew I could gathher enough ladies there to satisfy you guys I would take it further.
So ladies - if interested - can you PM me please..
Jezzay
Oh dear. I'm sorry but you do have a serious handicap and I don't think we should shy away from it.
You are SO-O-O-O-O-O living in the wrong part of the country!. Hope you like driving or long train journeys. NW Munch? 5 hours. Longer to get back cos of works on the line. Notts Munch? 3 hours. Getting better.
But don't let me put you off.....
Jezzay
You are SO-O-O-O-O-O living in the wrong part of the country!. Hope you like driving or long train journeys. NW Munch? 5 hours. Longer to get back cos of works on the line. Notts Munch? 3 hours. Getting better.
But don't let me put you off.....
Jezzay
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Its not messy,as long as you make sure your "clean" before hand you should be ok.
Yes but how?
Oh, and thanks for the Munch by the way. (Got busy straight after.)
WBB Could I have a copy too please.
Not that I'm planning any anal sex of course. Not with me being a sedate single lady. It's just curiosity you understand.
Jezzay.
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Am I the only person who's actually riven with doubts about this whole thing?
I want to laugh and flirt and be percieved as a foxy dude( - if the latter that will be by any ladies who don't wear their contact lenses or specs for the evening!)but a mixture of factors,both connected and unconnected,are making me lose my nerve.
So if I make it be gentle with I don't make it have fun and apologies to Clare and Steve,it will be a close thing either way,sorry.
Absolutely not. And I know at least one person who has decided at the last minute it's not for them. Each time I leave my doorstep for something like this I hesitate and think 'Oh I'll just stay in and watch some ER reruns'. I've been to one Munch where everyone else seemed really confident and to know what they were doing. Then afterwards I read postings by people saying how seriously nervous they had been! So If I can get on that train in 3 hours so can you.
Jezzay.
Quote by SanjayUK
Hello Everyone,
I have booked a nice big double room at the Hotel mentioned in pms
BUT I have nobody to share it with :cry:
Any Females or couples are welcome to share my room
Please feel free to pm me. For those who don't know me, I'm a clean, friendly, non-pushy guy with a sunny disposition.
Sanjay
He comes (!) highly recommended.
Jezzay. :silly: :silly: :silly:
Quote by Ice Pie
this point we find fascinating. Firstly, the sexual eroticism of seeing each other sexually aroused and pleasured with another person/persons only developed with our relationship developing over time. I.e at first we were only interested in 'shagging' each other like rabbits and the idea of ever having other people touching or playing with our loved one would probably have brought about pangs of anger and jealousy, not arousal and immense pleasure.
our point stems from this: We just don't understand how (though we do understand why!) single guys sort of lurk around this site claiming to be swingers. We realise everyone's different, but to us the mutual satisfaction in indulging this sexual desire comes from the pleasure we gain in seeing each other so fulfilled. To us, reaching that point in a strong relationship could only come over a period of time as it's actually based on a deep love and emotional attachment, even if it is all about 'raw' sexual lust and enjoyment. Our point is how can a single guy actually get that and why are the ones lurking around here not just out in the real world looking to 'get laid' or find a girl instead of acting all sad and desperate on this site. It seems a little pathetic to us. It's like wanting a car before you've got a driving license. Sure, enjoy the fantasy of the car, but get the fucking license!
we think it's a little different for single women, simply because we (and again its just our opinion) think women can enjoy a greater depth of sexual freedom when they're not being bothered by a bunch of desperate male fuckwits. It would seem more 'honest' when a single woman ventures inside a swinging domain.
not that we don't see the benefit of utilisin eager young men for our pleasure, we just don't think they get at all what the true wonder of this indulgnece is.
that's about it really, oh and there does seem to be a load of desperate single guys just sort of hanging around hoping to fall onto a 'lay' in here. Guys maybe you should think about going out somewhere and trying to find girflfriends, that way you might actually learn something.
I'm only quoting this in case anyone missed it. I just want everyone to see that single males don't have the monopoly on being fuckwits.
Good grief - I should have spent more time catching up! No! No! No! How many times do I have to come to the rescue of the single guys.
They are courteous, caring and unbelievably sexy. Guys you meet normally are prone to say - 'Sorry - I just don't do oral.' Show me the SH guy who doesn't do oral and I'll show you a journalist. Or worse - a complacent married man.
They stay in touch - they support you.
Quite frankly, I can't get enough of them.
Jezzay.
How did this thread get so long so quickly? I am not going to pretend I've read all the posts properly but...
Swinging is a way of relating to people which is so different - and wonderful - and liberating - that it should be made available on the NHS.
I have just said goodbye to a lovely gentleman I met at my 1st (and so far only!) gang bang. We have been to a couple of parties in the past but tonight we just drank wine, chatted, fed logs to the fire and listened to Newcastle v Norwich. (Him Norwich - me Newcastle.) And he told me about his adventures with other people since we last met. I told him about mine.
There isn't the pain of posessiveness and jealousy. We didn't 'party' tonight - we probably will again - who knows.
Maybe we Swinging Heaven devotees 'think too much'. Just relax and go with it because we are privileged to have the chance.
Jezzay
Swinging is a way of relating to people which is so different - and wonderful - and liberating - that it should be made available on the NHS.
I have just said goodbye to a lovely gentleman I met at my 1st (and so far only!) gang bang. We have been to a couple of parties in the past but tonight we just drank wine, chatted, fed logs to the fire and listened to Newcastle v Norwich. (Him Norwich - me Newcastle.) And he told me about his adventures with other people since we last met. I told him about mine.
There isn't the pain of posessiveness and jealousy. We didn't 'party' tonight - we probably will again - who knows.
Maybe we Swinging Heaven devotees 'think too much'. Just relax and go with it because we are privileged to have the chance.
Jezzay
