OK sometimes I'm a little slow but I'm confused. Who wears the rucksack? You or me? I don't think it's clear.
My rucksack has been round the world with me - do I get bonus points?
Oh and... if it's me wearing it, do I have to do a sort of strip. You know, one strap off - then the other ... bedroll dropping sexily to the floor....
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jezzay
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 76
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Oh yes, definitely. How do I know? Took me tree attempts to log on.
I meant three.
Went to see a band called Oojami. Even pissed they really weren't that good. Except for the belly dancer wo was as sexy as you can get. But as for the the music you had to have consumed something more than alcohol to enjoy.
Jezzay. Phew. I made it!
I meant three.
Went to see a band called Oojami. Even pissed they really weren't that good. Except for the belly dancer wo was as sexy as you can get. But as for the the music you had to have consumed something more than alcohol to enjoy.
Jezzay. Phew. I made it!
Yes! Yes!
I was soooo pleased I watched it having spent a bad week trying to think through a skull made of cotton wool. When Germaine Greer (Germaine Greer!!! Top intellectual when I was twe... younger) confessed to going to America to collect an award and forgetting to collect it I was overjoyed. I am not alone.
Err... what was the question again?
Jezzay.
I was soooo pleased I watched it having spent a bad week trying to think through a skull made of cotton wool. When Germaine Greer (Germaine Greer!!! Top intellectual when I was twe... younger) confessed to going to America to collect an award and forgetting to collect it I was overjoyed. I am not alone.
Err... what was the question again?
Jezzay.
When Center Parcs first opened up the company behind it was Dutch and the sauna/spa/pool area was always clothing optional. Being Dutch they didn't think twice about it. It wasn't 'adult' - just naked people relaxing with a fruit juice in front of the fire.
I wasn't into 'swinging' at that time but still loved swimming nude, out of doors in Norfolk in January!!!
But in England, of course, customers started to complain that pale, portly gentlemen were allowing their dongles to dangle so The Management made certain times clothing-optional. Last time I was there it was Saturday nights. But that was before the fire.
Here endeth the history lesson.
Jezzay.
I wasn't into 'swinging' at that time but still loved swimming nude, out of doors in Norfolk in January!!!
But in England, of course, customers started to complain that pale, portly gentlemen were allowing their dongles to dangle so The Management made certain times clothing-optional. Last time I was there it was Saturday nights. But that was before the fire.
Here endeth the history lesson.
Jezzay.
Yup, Roger, Helen and Mischief have got it right. Here is vote 3.
I'm always suspicious of ''I don't want to sleep with you ever again but I still.... etc etc." No you don't. It's over and you know it but you're a) concerned about the children, b) concerned about the finances or c) sh*t-scared of being alone.
Jezzay
I'm always suspicious of ''I don't want to sleep with you ever again but I still.... etc etc." No you don't. It's over and you know it but you're a) concerned about the children, b) concerned about the finances or c) sh*t-scared of being alone.
Jezzay
Wow! I'm not as shallow as I Ithought I was.
What I LOVE about swinging (or whatever the equivalent is if you're single) is the liberation from everything that matters normally. I would really like a partner in my life and I need to be physically attracted to that partner. This is where I am un-liberated.
But at a party, a club after a Munch I LOVE that it doesn't matter. Looks, age, personality, it doesn't matter. You can have a great time with someone you would avoid at a normal party (because they vote tory or something).. You can have great sex with somebody and THEN go to the bar, introduce yourselves, get to know each other. How cool is that!!!
And the best thing of all is - in my whole year of 'swinging' I have NEVER regretted any of the liaisons I have made.
Jezzay.
What I LOVE about swinging (or whatever the equivalent is if you're single) is the liberation from everything that matters normally. I would really like a partner in my life and I need to be physically attracted to that partner. This is where I am un-liberated.
But at a party, a club after a Munch I LOVE that it doesn't matter. Looks, age, personality, it doesn't matter. You can have a great time with someone you would avoid at a normal party (because they vote tory or something).. You can have great sex with somebody and THEN go to the bar, introduce yourselves, get to know each other. How cool is that!!!
And the best thing of all is - in my whole year of 'swinging' I have NEVER regretted any of the liaisons I have made.
Jezzay.
Thank you guys for your responses, both by posting and PM.
Unfortunately I'm not sure you read my posting very closely because you've all said things like 'Meet up some time', 'Will send pic', 'Want weekday fun'. I was planning for last night (Saturday night only) - not looking for a one-to-one meeting but a party or a club visit. None of you offered that.
Never mind. In the end I went independently to a party in South London advertised in Clubs & Parties and had a great time. Thanks to all who were there.
Jezzay
PS Fabio - herewith a public apology. You were the exception as you were trying to find something but I didn't realise at the time and lumped you in with the others. Sorry.
Unfortunately I'm not sure you read my posting very closely because you've all said things like 'Meet up some time', 'Will send pic', 'Want weekday fun'. I was planning for last night (Saturday night only) - not looking for a one-to-one meeting but a party or a club visit. None of you offered that.
Never mind. In the end I went independently to a party in South London advertised in Clubs & Parties and had a great time. Thanks to all who were there.
Jezzay
PS Fabio - herewith a public apology. You were the exception as you were trying to find something but I didn't realise at the time and lumped you in with the others. Sorry.
plenty in your neck of the woods as well 
So I looked at Vix and Reece's wedding photos (I'd met them at a Munch) and they made me feel.... errmmm.... very romantic. Or something.
I'm an attractive (some would say) slim and fit female (references available) of fairly mature years (but lusted over by the late-twenties on occasion) and tomorrow night I would LOVE to party.
Within 3 hours or so travel of Norfolk would be good. More than one guy would be to die for! Bi- I don't really do.
Can anyone help????? Parties... clubs... whatever!
Jezzay.
I'm an attractive (some would say) slim and fit female (references available) of fairly mature years (but lusted over by the late-twenties on occasion) and tomorrow night I would LOVE to party.
Within 3 hours or so travel of Norfolk would be good. More than one guy would be to die for! Bi- I don't really do.
Can anyone help????? Parties... clubs... whatever!
Jezzay.
Quote by bluexxx
- go girls he's got a nice big cock!!! :twisted: :
Yes, I know.
Fabio, I really fancy being very very naughty tomorrow night too. It was my birthay yesterday - does funny things to me.
How about we meet at a club somewhere?
Where is half way between Geordie-land (my home town!) and Norwich (no, I didn't know where it was either)?
Or is anybody having a party we could come to?
Jezzay
Quote by SurreyBloke
Just a though.... i would love to see the reaction of the "News of the Screws" to be bombarded with complaints.....or to have the PCC brething down their backs....
Well lets every body do both.
Complain to the PCC and write to the NOTW's Editor
I've just complained to both and I'm still seething. I've been to Liberation. It's a pre-condition of all these places that you can trust everybody there. It's part of the joy of it all. I feel this intrusion strongly because last night I was at a UK Rudegirls event and enjoying myself nicely when contrary to my express and stated wishes, a flash gun went off. I was extremely upset. I felt humiliated and betrayed. How could I trust any group iof Swingers again? The photographer (official) and an organiser apologised over and over and I saw the shot being deleted but I will never forget how exposed it made me feel. And , incidentally, how it curtailled mine and others pleasure as I flounced out in a total huff!!!
Any chance of this being 'stickied' until a significant number of us have complained?
Jezzay.
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
its always the same with films, the first one is great then the sequal cant quite make it to be equally as good
Seen it tonight. Very romantic - occasionally funny - would have swapped it for orgasms any day,
AND I've met guys on SH who can knock Grant and Firth into touch!!!!!!!!!
Jezzay
