GT Jetstream - alloy frame - front suspension - 21 gears...
Oh CARS!!! Sorry.
Now why do I think these are not exactly the answers the funk was expecting/hoping for.
Deep-fried, spiced crickets. (The legs get stuck between your teeth.) Mexico.
I have to be careful because I could win an Olympic Gold for boring SH people on this topic. I'm a single bird and I really like single guys and want to meet them in a group situation. But the Swinging scene doesn't support either of us very well. Yes, I can go to more parties than you but it seems to me I'm going in the role of bi-curious companion to the wife. I've dipped my toe, I'll be honest, and there is definitely an element of being the couples' plaything which isn't really what I set out to find.
If you check my posts you'll find one about a singles-only party which got a lot of favourable response. It is on my to-do list to make it happen but it won't be in the immediate future.
I've done a couple of club nights too and you're right. The bee-like swarming habits of the single male scenting action can be a bit intimidating. I enjoyed both nights hugely but was glad both times I had a 'protector'.
I don't know what the answer is. It would be good for all of us if more women could open themselves up to this lifestyle but there are decades of conditioning to be shed before that will happen.
Jezzay.
Oh Misschief - brilliant! You just turned my 'Quick visit before I go to bed' into 'Hold on - where did I leave my glasses'.
Will you try it again, I wonder.
Jezzay
.. but did you get a shag?
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So can we get straight to the point please - are you going to the Nottingham one?
Jezzay
33 GUYS??? (Oopps, sorry, just dribbled on the keyboard.)
You will need help.
You will surely need help.
Please need help.
Jezzay.
(PS Just thinking - if I did the same on my birthday I'd need to book the Norwich City stadium.)
When I did one I got the career I was already in too. Which I hated. I eventually went off, retrained for something completely different which I enjoyed better and which paid more but which no way would have been recommended by the assessment.
Jezzay
I'm so impressed you know all of this stuff. But I'm intrigued. What do you buy?
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Come on now, guys. There must be someone from here who was on that program. Show yourself!!
Seriously though, I now know where I've been going wrong trying to penetrate (!) the party scene. NO ROAST PIGS! I'm veggie. No pigs in the living room, please. So I guess that's it for me. I'll get my coat.
Jezzay.
PS I quite fancy 'Liberation'. Is it very very expensive? (Don't really like chilled Chardonnay anyway.)
A late arrival here.... I couldn't be sure of dates till recently. It's a weeny bit closer to me than Manchester so yes please. Somebody has to look after the single guys after all.
Jezzay
Well, what can I say. Modesty forbids etc etc.
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It can be a question of timing. I don't think you were wrong at all. I do what you've done and it's been done to me.
But there are picture-collectors and time-wasters and you will come across them. And if you've had a few recent experiences like that then you will start to suspect everybody for a time, rightly or wrongly. Maybe that had happened to them.
I had a contact who twice arranged meetings with me and a friend of his and both times cried off because someone he was close to was taken ill. I didn't hear from him for ages after each cancellation. So recently I sent a fairly bitter 'what sort of idiot do you take me for' email and he replied about being tied up with two funerals. I will never know which of us was correct as we now no longer speak. If I hadn't experienced serious time-wasters I would never have sent the mail.
Jezzay.
The name shot into my head - it has to be Bluexxx.
The things she gets up to........
But as a swap it would never work. My inhibitions would give her a nervous breakdown!
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'Swinging' is about couples really. I know that. But obviously there are a lot of sexy singles about with nowhere else to go. And I was wondering.... what if somebody (not necessarily me you understand) was to organise a - wait-for-it - singles only party would that be considered a big no-no?
There would be less stress about who is free to do what with whom and where - just an orgy I suppose. And who knows; maybe the odd coupley friendship might result.
Just curious.
Jezzay
I'm normally a gentle, tolerant and considerate person. However I am under serious threat of redundancy and I like my job and my lifestyle so I have been coming home very cross. This Monday I took vengeance on an overgrown clump of ornamental grass which had to come out and which was heavily populated with giant snails and totally disgusting orange slugs. For half an hour as I hacked away I threw numerous examples of both life-forms over the back fence with gusto, vaguely aware of the occasional 'clunk'. Suddenly I heard : 'Hoy!! Will you stop throwing snails at my car!!! I'm throwing them back.' Which he did.
Oh yearch. Angry, guilty AND pelted with molluscs. It has not been a great week.
Jezzay.
Oh I just LOVE Marmite!!!
MikeNorth - will you marry me?
Hi Judy,
Met you briefly at NW Munch and totally endorse all the support you've had on this thread.
But... (yeah you knew it was coming) two of the guys I have met Adult Dating who have proved solid, reliable and very loving (and sexy, and take me out for proper dates) have NOT given me their land lines and I have not asked. The no-strings aspect of this scene is a big turn-on for men who are fed up with bunny-boilers and if keeping their land lines secret helps I have no problem with it.
Sometimes people have family, flat-mates, lodgers.
Not to do with phone numbers but once I attacked a guy because he asked for 'daytime fun' and I said he was therefore concealing a marriage. He wasn't. He was a very scared and vulnerable widower with 3 small daughters he cared for constantly and therefore he could only meet up while they were in school. I think I'm just saying people sometimes have genuine reasons for their decisions.
Jezzay.
Excellent. other people here don't watch it. I feel much better about myself. I know I can rely on Swinging Heaven.
My mate didn't want to stay out late tonight so she could catch it but in the end she did, getting the news from a passing lager lout.
By the way, MikeNorth, I so LURRVE your avatar. I have a thing about licorice allsorts. What made you choose it?
Jezzay
As you're in Norfolk and if your wife is also interested you might like to pop along to Euphoria one evening. It's not a club, it's a naturist B&B near Dereham but you'll meet other couples and start to get a feel (so to speak!) of what it's all about. Clint and Angela run it and will happily chat to you over the phone first.
Jezzay.
Oh thank goodness! I was just thinking today how all the names seem new now. Where is everybody?
And here you all are!!!
Not that the new people aren't welcome of course. I was just wondering where the old ones had gone.
Not that I'm saying 'you're old' because you're not. But even if you are that's OK and I think I'll stop digging now.
Jo!
You've convinced me, Corrie,
Last year when I was on my 'gap year' I went to see ' Bowling For Columbine' in Australia just as the whole war thing was gaining momentum and it was chilling. Although not made for those times it fitted perfectly.
Jezzay.
Look Mal, I'm an IT person, as you know. We have a sound and professionally validated methodology for such situations whose acronym is J.F.D.I. I shall educate you.
JUST FUC*ING DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!
