Fiji.
Lay on my sarong - no sand - but security guards enjoying the show.
Ah - backpacking.......
Jezzay
'Affect'? Yes.
'Badly'? No.
Jezzay.
Yup. Definitely locked. Frecklebird got a reply in and then woosh....
Why was this locked? I had a brilliant, well thought-out, cogent reply and by the time I'd typed it I was too late!!!
Jezzay.
What I find I'm getting curious about is -
Has ANYBODY EVER had a response, ie. 'Yes please what's your address' , from a crap you-must-be-joking one-liner like this?
No, really, I keep wondering. It's just possible.
????????
Jezzay.
And don't forget Late Junction. 10'ish R3 Mon - Thur except this week. World and much much more.
Anybody going to WOMAD?
Jezzay
Yes I'm afraid size does matter. Well, on this Forum it does. There is an established standard which is :
penile length min 5" (12 cm) max 6.5 " (16cm).
penile diameter 7" (17cm).
We don't care about your caring personality, intelligence, sense of humour, kind nature, whatever - none of that will work for you here. If you don't meet the critria we won't speak to you.
We have regular meetings where your size will be assessed. They are called Munches and take part all over the country. Occasionally we consider appeals from men who don't meet the standard but claim to excel in other areas eg. long, strong tongues. Assessments on this basis take place, of course, at Mini-munches.
I am sorry if it happens that you are excluded by these requirements but since we discovered that all the women on SH had exactly the same vaginal dimentions, clitoris position etc we decided this was the only way we could guarantee satisfaction to all.
Jezzay.
PS. Please don't make the mistake one of our lovely ex-members did; Viv, who went for her operation to become to Victor but got in a muddle with her Imperial versis metric measures. She/he is sorely missed.
Dave - may I ask your age range - approx. I have a friend who is similarly frustrated that he hasn't been able to explore his bi- side even though he's been swinging for years.
Jezzay.
And here's another.
If you don't want to attach yourself to a couple - if maybe bi- isn't your thing - then you can hook up with one of the single guys and go clubbing, dogging, parties with the comfort of an escort who will watch out for you. You might have to be patient though. There aren't a lot of them about and they're very shy. ...
NOT :!:
Jezzay
But there's a bit missing from hangovers 1 star to 5 star - it's that morning dash to log on to SH thinking 'Omigod whatever did I post last night'!!!
Jezzay.
Fair enough. I know that really. BUT - there were some guys at the beginning who made a fair and valid point which is being lost in all the bickering which should really go elsewhere.
Can't you see why people are put off? What if Blue, Calista, Mal, Serge, Sappho The Bard oh god - the list goes on for ever - had been put off by this reaction in their early days. What a loss to SH that would have been. Can't we be just a little less judgemental, more considerate and tolerant? We can. It's what we're best at.
Jezzay.
To tallnhairy, bailiffs, manomuchfin, rachel-lane :
FFS guys, go and start another thread or go in the chat room. You're just confirming all the doubts that are surfacing right now. Put your egos on a back-burner, just for a while.
Jezzay.
In the two minutes it took me to reply to you you got hijacked twice. Ignore it. Trust me - it's worth it.
Jezzay.
You are absolutely right. I'm not new but stay in the background a lot because of the things you have identified. I agree - people post something I think is quite fair and genuine and before I can reply (because I am not on here day and night) they have been shot down by people who - to me - don't seem to have anything better to offer.
Don't leave. Despite this it can be the most supportive, wise and funny community. I'm not leaving.
Jezzay.
Ooh I could get converted!!!!
He's horny! I was at one of his TV things years ago. (Sorry, Judy, this doesn't concern you - I mean the little black box.) After we'd been warmed up he appeared and said: "Who's got a hard-on? I know I have." Unfortunately we hadn't been that warmed up.
But now my only fantasy is to give him a stonking good haircut.
Jezzay.
Way to go!
My posting crossed with yours. OK - you're on the list.
Jezzay.
Oh dear - x-man0223 - it's a bit of a mouthful really.
Calm down and talk to us. There is - right now - a sort of East Anglian initiative going on but if you confuse us any further you're going to miss out.
So let's get personal. Give us a clue - gender, status, dreams, favourite biscuit, football team you support, availability.....
Jezzay.
