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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to
arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married.
The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
Man with a strawberry stuck up his bum goes to the doc.
Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that
he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, 'no, the
steak are too high.
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van
covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
:D
arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married.
The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
Man with a strawberry stuck up his bum goes to the doc.
Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that
he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, 'no, the
steak are too high.
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van
covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
:D
