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justalad73
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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Forum Virgin
Quote by H-x
Does anyone actually chat people up in the supermarket or is it urban myth?
H.x

Tescos down my way used to encourage chatting up (but not touching up- yes one of the management actually said) in the meals for one aisle with a singles night. It didn't last long.
Forum Virgin
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Hold the front page..................after reading the ad I'm speechless :shock:

But it is titled "Real Gent" so all is fine :thumbup:
Real gent eh?....... Is it an anagram of something...gentle ra....no.. glare net.....hmm ... no. Can't see how he got real gent.
rolleyes
Forum Virgin
Quote by angieyorkshire
So i wonder why people do send loads of winks. Any winkers out there want to tell their side of the story?

I have sent winks, but it depends on the profile - your profile would get an animated response becuase there is something to go on, a photo, a video, two ads and some blurb. I can engage but there are too many profiles saying either nothing or a one liner about needing good hard sex (hmmm maybe in a glass house there must edit). So winking is for people who haven't made the effort in the first place or give me nothing to go on. I think I have winked twice in total.
Forum Virgin
Quote by splendid33
I like tattoos that are covered by a short sleeved t-shirt.
I like to be surprised by tattoos...... like a secret that is only revealed when having sex... dunno why- another wierd fetish perhaps...? dunno
I have 2... but you would have to have sex with me to find them !! innocent

So I am never gonna find out....dagnabbit - dying in ignorance, oh well
Forum Virgin
you're not wrong, there is a lass with a beautiful buffaloes skull at the base of her spine who cuts my stamikna by half if we go doggy style
Forum Virgin
Quote by kittysin
Still not been brave enough to get one redface and neither does Harry, but I'm definitely for them. Not the old dagger or provocatively dressed lady types but the well thought out intricate designs you see.
Some can be really scary though, there's a lad round our way has full facial tats in a Kiss stylee. Been told he's a nice lad but, hell, coming face to face with that on a dark night would scare the bejeezus out of you. bolt

Now i have a nick reid that is provocatively dressed lady which represents Freud's treatise on man's dichotomous need for woman the madonna and the whore. Problem is most people just see a woman in halter top and hotpants. Shame really as a piece of art it is beautiful
Forum Virgin
Quote by chrisanddiane
Ah but do you try and hide the fact that your pulling a pube out of your mouth or do you blatantly sit up and go fishing with your fingers with your tongue hanging out.
If ive only just started down there then i usually lick the inside of the leg and the offending pube usually comes off you can then crack on with the task at hand with nobody the wiser. That little lick on the leg was just part of the foreplay.

Yay I am with you on this and if the flat inner leg doesn't work head for the belly button that's what I say.
Forum Virgin
Back in my younger days I had two tattoos done, one on each bicep - both well done and in no way a jailhouse tat, since then people have drawn strange assumptions about me which have got stranger as i have got older.
Plenty of lasses seem not to like them so it is a question of taste but what do the majority think.