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kbuk
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
0 miles · Essex

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Hi Mal
I'd also be more than happy to offer my services as a mentor - I might not have been the most prolific poster on this site, but I'd like to help some of the newer people find their way in what can at times be a daunting place. I've previous experience of Chat rooms, and as a single guy who's been on the scene for a good few years - I think I might be able to point some of my more "Over eager" colleagues in the right direction!
Look forward to hearing from you.
kbuk
Quote by Vix
Buggery bollox! I want a drink!
Cider, vodka, Pimms, am not fussy. I'll stick anything down my throat, me.

So I keep hearing! :giggle:
Looks like I won't be able to make this one after all - Shifts don't work out, and it's looking single male top heavy anyway - no need for me to add to it! I'm sure you won't even notice i'm not there! lol
sorry - but i'm sure there'll be plenty more opportunities!
kbuk
Quote by poshkate
blimey kbuk......all of that
i normally just smile nicely........and wear a short skirt.......it works for me eerytime!

Unfortunately I don't posess the legs!
As with everything - I'll give a very hearty disclaimer on this - but at the end of the day it's been used increasingly, and you really have nothing to loose
If the Registered keeper is not the driver, he should complete, sign and return the NIP naming the driver. Then, when the named driver subsequently receives their NIP, they may wish to use the following procedure.
However, if the Registered Keeper was driving at the time of the alleged offence, there is nothing preventing them from completing a similar witness statement.
It is advisable to write on the blank and uncompleted NIP/S172 notice only the following words: “Please see the attached” - then attach it to the following statement and return them both via Special Delivery.
WITNESS STATEMENT
(C.J. Act 1967, s9 MC Act 1980, ss. 5A (3a) and 5B. M.C. Rules 1981, r70)
Name:........................... Occupation:................
D.o.B:........................... Over 18
_____________________________________________________________________
This statement consisting of 1 page and attached NIP/ S 172 Notice is true to the best of my knowledge and belief and I make it knowing that if it is tendered in evidence I shall be liable to prosecution if I have wilfully stated in it anything which I know to be false or do not believe to be true.
Dated....................... Signed................................
_____________________________________________________________________
Their Ref: NIP reference number
Vehicle registration number
Dear Chief Constable,
Further to the above Notice of Intended Prosecution: I confirm that the following individual was driving the above vehicle at the time of the alleged motoring offence:
ALL OF THE DETAILS REQUIRED ON THE NIP – name, address, date of birth, driver number etc. etc.
As this statement is provided under threat of criminal penalty and as I have not received the caution required by paragraph 10.1 of PACE Code C 1 All E.R. 58], I make this statement on the express understanding that it shall not be used or disclosed in any proceedings of whatever nature against myself.
Yours sincerely,
Signature of driver
Name of Driver
hope this helps - let us know
kbuk
Hi
Can you add my name to the list, Hopefully my shift will work out a free weekend.
cheers
kb
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Fully agree.
I know a lot of people choose not to fill out their profiles or have ads as they don't wish to be contacted by random people and that's fine.
But if somebody is actively looking to meet people it certainly helps to give as much information about yourself and what you're looking for.
You often see people post here that they've been unsuccessful and asking advice on the forum and the advice given is quite similar to what you've said.
I don't think it's just single guys that do this though

I completely agree with you HLB
I'm a single guy, who has been a member of the site for a few years now, and i've never really had much of a profile, or ad. I've come to realise that personally - ad's and profiles have never worked for me. I'm very much a social person, and enjoy forums more. Sad as it might sound to say, but i like to get to know people in a social environment, have some fun and chat, and hopefully something more ongoing develops. If it doesn't - i still have made some excellent friends - no losses, and no dis-appointments.
Also - as it's very much a buyers market where single males are concerned - i'm just not going to give myself all that stress, frustration, and downright desperation, that some of my "colleagues" seem to be so capable of doing for me.
However - if you are actively seeking something, and then whinge and bitch when nothing happens, and it's because you are relying on an ad you don't have - then thats just stupid!
kbuk
Hi Dammie and HLB
Any chance i can be added to the reserves for this - I know it's late - but finally it looks like weekends and work are beginning to work a little more in my favour.
cheers
kbuk
I know I Haven't posted on the forum in Oh such a long time - but it's nice to be able to break cover on such a nice thread.
I'm sure i'm re-hashing a lot of what has already been said - but last nights munch was THE most enjoyable, and fun munch i've been to in a long, long time. Perfect venue, perfect mix, and level of people, and for the first time - I actually came away having talked to tons of new faces and names - that rarely happens these days.
So minxy - as i told you last night, and again this morning - Top work - you can safely say you have well and truly busted your munch organising cherry - and some!!! It was great to be able to actually chat this time, as opposed to the snatched conversation we had last time!
When are you getting mr minx to start posting - i reckon now he's come face to face with some of the nutters you chat to he'll fit right in!
Thanks also goes to the Essex Mafia ( tatty, and mr and mrs tigersgobounce) for being my travel mates and roomies - we're getting a bit good at this now aren't we?
So many other names and faces spring to mind - and i just know i'd forget someone - so i'll instead say thanks to all!
Alex - yet again you effortlessly filled the floor, and gave the essex birds something to dance round their handbags too! Top work, and a shame you were unable to stick around for after! Next time eh?
Thank you to the young lady who felt me up! lol Tell me i wasn't imagining!
And lastly, and at risk of death - Feklar - I'll only say one thing " I know this much is Truuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" lol
Put me down for Bristol munch 2 - you know it'll happen! lol
kbuk
Quote by kcshaggers
wel mine are all real but seems not many into wot i got ... . :cry:

Awwwwwww No need to cry - I'm very much into what you got mrskcshaggers - If only Hull wasn't so far away - I'd be there like a shot!!!!
kbuk
Quote by kcshaggers
wel mine are all real but seems not many into wot i got ... . :cry:

Awwwwwww No need to cry - I'm very much into what you got mrskcshaggers - If only Hull wasn't so far away - I'd be there like a shot!!!!
kbuk
did you try hopping up and down on one leg tho feebee?
I know this will get locked - and that maybe the search button is supposed to be my friend - but have we actually been given any reason why the chatroom keeps dis-connecting us. i notice steve redirected everyone to a thread about this - but the link doesn't work, and searching is proving fruitless.
i've tried clearing my cache, refreshing pages, checking firewalls, hopping up and down on one leg with the other trouser leg rolled up, and none of them seem to work.
are the days of proper tech support gone, or have the site owners, in a rush, decided to implement a system they don't fully understand yet?
kbuk
Quote by madmark7
hi im wantin a fuck buddy are you interested in meeting for a good session. get back to me asap

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pure class - you obviously put a lot of thought into that reply!
kb
Quote by CuddlySimon
Ditto for me as well on the hotel kind of front,
or pubs that stay open till 8

am or pm?
Will you be needing a lift too?
Quote by sorts
surley they cant keep it up for too long & will move on somewhere else & leave this site for real swingers confused

I, sadly, fear it will end up being the other way round sad
Quote by Vix
My point is that as an ex 'core user', I am not prepared to get this kind of thing, every time a noob sees me post and fancies a chance.
My profile is now empty and I have removed the link to our ad.
This saddens me deeply.
If I wanted to play in a cave, I'd have gone to Wookey, so I am ever hopeful of a return to my bunch of friendly perverts, but alas, we are dwindling in numbers.

Spose a shags out the question then Vix?
Like you - i'm pining for days gone by, and i don't think we'll ever see a return!
kbuk
edited to remove duplicate post placed by the "system"
Quote by Vix
What the devil has happened?
You make one post and this whole bunch of eejits, that have never so much as spoken to you before, send you PMs.
There was always the odd one, but not a tirade of unknown chaps, like now. sad
Not one makes mention of my husband. And they do not mention their partners... just wanna meet up one-on-one.
This is a Swingers Site, isn't it? Or has it become a Singles Bar, after all?
:cry:

I think you've hit the nail on the head there Vix - The site has sadly become in-undated with One handed typists ( i think that is the most politically correct phrase to use) and the major reason why the Core users have taken a huge step back. This site has become less and less about swinging, The community has become fragmented, and theres just far too many dick head single blokes giving us a bad name. Apart from that - everythings fine and dandy lol
kb
Exactly!
I am both a forum user, and a photo ad user - so accordingly - that makes me two members dunno :dunno: :dunno:
Maybe my maths is a little out
kbuk
I'd take the membership figure with a Very heavy pinch of salt! It's not reflective of the true figure - But you gotta admit - It looks impressive doesn't it.
If i was to tell you that this time approximately 2 weeks ago we had somewhere in the region of 60k members - well i'll leave you to make your own minds up!
kb
Am i allowed to use the well worn phrase "Clucking Spite"? dunno
In all honesty - A lot of what i see happening here now, I sadly remember predicting in my now deleted post when the takeover was announced ( and don't worry Mods - You are having a Hell of a tough time already, dealing with this s*i*e - I have no intention of reposting it
I find I am, becoming more and more frustrated/ annoyed/ pissed off, each time i try to carry out the simplest of functions i once took for granted ( adding emoticons for instance). The ads are 97% un-usable now as i am not the sharpest knife in the drawer when it comes to instantly deciphering the geographical locations ( i know - i should have paid more attention at school)
I've heard the phrase " if it ain't broke - don't fix it" used so many times in this and other threads and kinda agreed. However i'm sad to say I'm switching camps - It's broken, knackered - Fix it please!
how long is the postcode issue going to drag on? In my niave mind there is a simple solution - remove it - we didn't need it before, we don't need it now - other sites seem to do very well with geographical searches, and without having a postcode plastered all over the ad. Perhaps a bit more thought with the application could have saved so much greif!
anyway - what do i know?
kb
(sitting back and waiting to be told how little i really do know)
I couldn't help but notice that today seems to be THE day for threads being locked. I don't recal seeing so many padlocks on threads since i joined.
Are we going for a record. Would be interestin gto know if there was anyway of finding out the most threads locked in a day!
kb
Quote by Nicola&Alan
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oh yeah... what a great idea ,change the chat room to a wankers paradise... just brilliant! rolleyes

even more reason to try using mirc - the room was wanker free tonight! at least this way we have a walled area to keep the wankers and tossposts in, and they can happily chat to other wankers, tosspots and picture collectors - leaving us free to continue having fun!
At last - I have found a feature of the site I like, even though i don't use it!
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Quote by tattyxpx
thanks to the organisers for a great munch cool

erm..... I missed you didn't I..... you weren't there were you confused
:shock: oh heck i'm going :crazy:
My sentiments exactly tatty - but maybe the meet was soooooooooooo good that the effects were felt across the country!
anyway - my turn
Yet again this meet surpassed all my expectations - as marcuso said, whereelse do you get the opportunity to spend an extended period of time with people, and have so little distance to travel when you are pissed and ready for bed?
First thanks have to go to Essexlady for the stunning organisation - you really did think of everything - even down to the little goody bags for everyone. Is it too early to put my name down for next years?
Highlights of the weekend for me?
putting a whole new slant on dogging!
the word Aye
The phrase " that cock is nice - but not attached to that head"
falling out of bed!
being asked to pose for pictures by two rather attractive vanillas, who then proceeded to tell me they were for their little boys! :shock: :shock:
getting to cock my leg against a lamppost!
Slyly taken photo's ( all will become apparent soon)
to my chalet mates - thanks for being the chill out zone, and such a great bunch to spend a weekend with!
Shelly - for riding shotgun to and from skeggy, and thanks for the chat wink
Tatty - for giving me something to roll, and companionship lol
everyone else who went, and who i am currently too addle headed to mention
i will post more memories as and when they surface
kb
Quote by Calista
Awsome siite update. Loads of new features to make it alot easier biggrin
Keep up the good work! Cheers :D

And as a user who joined the site today, your point of reference is?
kbuk
they might not have just joined today .. perhaps their old account is fuc .... fouled up or the used the photoads only or just watched from the sidelines dunno
C x
fair point - i'll shut up and wander off elsewhere
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edited to remove duplicate message posted by the system! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I Hear mikec is the man to see about old pants!
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At last a mod i can relate to, and has similar thoughts to me
Will you have my babies blue?
lol
kb