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kiwiparadox
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kiwiparadox
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Another "Sound is better than visual" fan here wink
Got to admit I love the odd uniform or two.... *but* not the tacky "Ann Summers" kind, that just kills the vibe ;)
Im not a fan of the "extreme" stuff (bukake, skat, DP into various holes etc) as I end up being turned off and just thinking "They cant be enjoying that!"
Oh, and asian porn is a BIG turn off for me.... I actually think the girls are stunning, but the noises made in their films just sound like they are crying, and the blokes look in pain! LMAO lol
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kiwiparadox
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I was discussing this with a fellow swinger the other day, as I really dont know what to put up for pics myself. (my solo pic is a bit rubbish, but at least demonstrates that Im not some 30-ton gaming nerd with too much affection for Doritos ;) )
Fems have all sorts of toys / lingerie / burlesque shots at there disposal, and couples have the ability to "find a quiet spot" and do the aforementioned outdoor shots / poses, as well as a few of them playing.
However, single blokes appear to have fewer options (unless youre ripped, at which point you can do the obligatory "PHWOAR, MUSCLES!" shot lol). I hate cock shots with a passion (especially close ups).......... oh well, back to the drawing board or invite someone over for a photoshoot ROFL
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kiwiparadox
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Personally, I think its down to the people involved...
Get the chemistry right between a group (or just the three individuals) and you will guaranteed a fun night for all smile
Some blokes may be tracking down a MFF for the sake of it (I admit, not tried it yet but am curious), but done some other combinations..... you may find that once you finally try it you wonder what the fuss was about, an its wasnt as fun as a "good" MFM for example.
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Quote by gulsonroad30664
scrapping or cutting benefits will be the begining of major civil unrest. less cash in circulation means less jobs, less tax revenue not more and further reduction in economic activity.

It isnt tax revenue if you are only re-collecting back what you orginally paid out as a benefit.
Someone can correct me here - But wasnt the "Child Benefit" initiated just after the second world war to promote having children after the massive losses of the war?
EDIT - Yes, (in a way)
This really is an out-dated benefit. Despite what many people believe, you have a right to have children but *not* a right to have them supported if you chose to do so... its lunacy, as the same argument can be applied to any choice in life.
Want children? Make sure you can afford to do so......
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Well, as of midnight tonight the child benefit cuts will be kicking in:

Now I dont consider myself to have any political leaning (apart from a healthy desire to forcibly remove the BNP from existence) but personally, I think this has been long a overdue reform to an outdated benefit...
Thoughts?
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Count me in... I cant really not go to an event thats on my doorstep, can I? smile
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Quote by HnS
If business based, for 'enterprise' installs of Windows then their Lync software is very good with single or multi-user conferencing including IM ability, call (via VOIP or dail in), screen sharing, file transfer, etc. Much better than their OCS (Office Communicator System) and with people all over the country and beyond, plus external suppliers it's a boon.

Lync will be no more in a couple of years. OCS was a cobbled together bolt-on for Exchange from a company Microsoft bought.... I would expect the core engine to be replaced with Skype's offering very soon.
As for Skype itself, its simply a culture thing Im afraid. I can have breakfast with my friends in New Zealand, conduct business meetings and it simply transfers emotions and facial meaning better than a phonecall. Also handy for tours of hotel rooms lol.
It also allowed several people from the states to "take part" in my Dads wake in the UK and meet some of the guests.
As for thinking it rude to essentially have another person at the table.... well unless you would have been equally offended if she was actually sat there, then its bonkers Im afraid.
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I do genuinely feel for Nick Clegg..... as he fell on the sword due to the stupidity of the general public and peoples basic lack of understanding of a "joint" government.
Cries of "betrayal" at the Liberal Democrats about things like student fees completely ignored the fact that the Lib Dems were not in control. Anything from this point forward was a result of negotiation, and the best they could hope for were some cabinet positions and an ability to "temper" the tory cuts and Austerity measures with sweeteners )in the case of the students, it was the increased scholarship places).
I dont like a lot of what the government is doing at the moment (the job losses at Remploy are shocking timing), but the opposition is not putting forward any viable alternatives at the moment, and whenever pushed they refuse to come forward with their own figures for recovery.
If you want me to take you seriously, UKIP - Give me figures, give me viable policies (as well as the reasons for them) and how you intend to fund them. Also, state how you would change if Scotland / Wales split... as that is looking a distinct (and disasterous) possibility sad
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What I find interesting is that UKIP have not made a stance on the upcoming Scottish Independance.... (bear with me on this one!) ;)
Their number 1 policy is running out on europe, yet there are parties within the UK (SNP, Plaid Cymru) that have goals that wish to go further (yet strangely, these parties want to stay in the EU once segregation from England is achieved... figure that one out Mr Farage)
At the end of the day, they are a protest vote.... I have often stated that in a modern world economy, borders are just lines in a textbook. I have yet to find a nationalist party within the EU (or elsewhere.... look at the Texan National Front, who is looking for cessation from the USA) who does not blame connected countries for their own problems.
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Well, despite being shy Im usually quite dominant / controlling during fun (although not deliberate, just like to make sure Im doing a decent job ROFL wink )
I would love to have an encounter with a goth girl, where I lose control (but not in a sub way) and end up being made to blow my load by the other party via a fantastic handjob, giggling as they do so. I could go into more detail, but I dont want to bore you!
Ah well, a man can dream ;-)
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I've seen Nigel Farage on Question Time a few times.
Obviously an intelligent man, but does himself immense discredit by banging the "Anti-Europe" drum in relation to every damn question (even if said question has nothing to do with Europe). This immediately portrays him as a "policy party"
People forget that UKIP actually grew in support only once a similar nationalist party (I cant remember the name, I believe Robert Kilroy silk was involved in it) folded into it... it also gave the less-obnoxious supporters of the BNP a more legitimate party to vote for.
Like the lib-dems (whom I actually support generally), they are a party that never expects to be in power, so they can make all the claims they like.
Binning the human rights act?
Nothing short of an absolute removal from Europe will allow us to do that (legally). Doing that is nothing short of insanity, as the consequences will be far-reaching both socially and economically.
Smoking Ban / Same-Sex Marraige
"Non-policies" whose sole purpose is to attain favor with the electorate.
Double Prison places
OK, we have a option for more jobs here (wardens, etc), but where exactly is the funding going to come from? How long before the "Yobs costing £50K/yr to keep in Jail" headlines start coming from the media? Also, good luck getting planning for all those new prisons...
Lack of jobs / low wages due to immigration
Nope, thats down to the current work ethic. There has been a minimum wage present for years now, and you need to ask yourself "If you cant work in an entry level job when your only applicants are people who have English as their second language, what could you be doing wrong?". There is a difference between applying for a job you can do, and only applying for jobs that you want to do.
I know a fair few people that run hotels / bars..... Their European staff turn up on time, don't turn up hungover / scruffy, and funnily enough are on the same wages as their UK counterparts.
Rant over! smile
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Quote by Trevaunance
Kiwi, for us you would be too old. I understand you take that as an insult but there are reasons.
If your fantasy was to have sex with a six foot woman would 5 foot 11 be enough?
If your fantasy was to have sex with a black person, would a white person who's been to Malaga for two weeks count?
We are a couple that happily stipulates an age barrier. It's nothing to do with maturity or physical appearance but the simple fantasy of sleeping with people half your own age.

Dont worry Trevaunance, I dont take it as an insult... perhaps I was misunderstood.
I take issue with people who use a specific age as a sole critera, as it brings no guarantee of what they are looking for. A black person is black, and 5ft 11" person is that particular height (would heels count? ;-) )
However, all age does is guarantee how long you've been on this planet... so unless the person wants to cut someone open and count the rings, there is very little point to it. :confused:
So by all means stipulate "younger" or "older" or even an age range.... but placing a specific age seems a little odd, IMHO (no offense intended smile )
<HUGS>
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Age is simply a number...... the importance is general health, fitness and maturity smile
Ive seen bodies on 40yr olds that put a 30yr old to shame, and 22yr olds who are more mature (sexually and conversation wise) than their older counterparts! In fact, I take being dismissed *purely* on the grounds of age a slight insult, TBH.
BTW - The first words said to me on my first words were "F**k, youre young!" lol
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Cant understand why blokes would keep them on..... its a nightmare to get a grip / leverage on wood flooring! :twisted: :twisted:
But pop-socks on ladies, definately ;)
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Quote by Toots
here's one for the pubic hair lovers out there.. Imagine if pubic hair didn't stop at a certain length and grew like the hair on your head :eeek:

You mean that for some it doesn't grow that long? Wow!
*scoops me pubes up from my ankles in embarrassment*
Just braid it Toots.... You can hire it out as a ropeswing! lol
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I think a lot of it is down to "Persona's"
The people who just chase a single male because of looks etc have judged them purely on that factor, and likely havent spoken to the person in any great depth to see if a fun time can be had by all.
Also, never underestimate how intimidating the scene can be for a newbie... When I joined (and I still consider myself in the "new" camp ;) ) it wasnt the actual meet that scared the crap, out of me - it was the unspoken rules... the do's / don'ts, etc. I was more afraid of offending a bunch of people then not performing on the night! Thankfully, my flame red hair, the ability to dance at socials without alcohol or shame and general wierd sense of humour has got me through smile
Finally, I would suggest that not everyone lives and breathes the scene, so perhaps it isnt at the forefront of their mind all the time.
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