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kristof
Over 90 days ago
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the ability to talk to friends who stop me killing myself when uber depressed
debs me darlin we all loves ya, ranting and ravin or not, we loves ya
why change the person we all know and loves ehhhhh
whats superstition when its home
ben walking under ladders all day long, broke 2 mirrors and still hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
who the fuck left a hole in the middle of the road
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm both helen and misschief
somebody take pity and let them cum
Quote by devilmaycare
cmon then some one tell me what is a munch? is it really obvious or am i reading more into it? confused:

read this
Munch
Quote by rogerthedragon
Just thought I'd ask the ODPM (Office of the Deputy Prime Minister) so I sent them an email

Dear sir,
this is a genuine query, I mean no offence so please do not be offended.
It has come to my attention that if the word "F*ckwit" is typed into Google the Biography of John Prescott comes top of the list.
How could this awful state of affairs occur?
Please tell me that there is something you can do about it.
Yours truly
Chris Marmalaid

Be interesting to read the reply ...... wonder if being a fly on their wall today would be funny :twisted:
Especially if they google chris marmalaid first - the top one I got was Vix and Reece's wedding pics!!!! :shock: lol
Roger the Dragon cool
ahh you mean this search aint it wierd that marmalaid is the top 2 hits :lol:
warm water, mach 3 razor and gillette shaving gel, every day head face cock and balls
if it works dont fix it smile
typical mate, you have to pick the only week I am working, or is that just me being awkward as sin
offs who cares
mebbe next time m8, in the meantime have fun
Quote by KcKat
OMG - I was hopeless at that - guessed one lass was about 22 and she was only 13 FFS!
That's scary sad

sorta scarey yeah, I got the guys spot on everytime but messed up with the gurls.......................................jeepers the prison cell looked sooooo dammed close last night
misschief was the person dealing with the pin, so chase up in that direction biggrin
if your cparty was like the Leicester munch then it would have been just great. People happy to talk and laugh, relaxed as hell without all the bullshit pressure you find down the local, some very interseting and pleasurable events afterwards for those who felt like it, and nobody anywhere that felt pressured
I would agree, if you have the chance to attend a party or a munch, do it, you wont be regretting it afterwards, just wondering why you didnt do it sooner
home
as bloody usual sad
I would kill to be back on the road again
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Its soooo worth it though,when they give you "squeezy cuddles" and tell you they love you,you can't beat it! biggrin

I will agree Claire, aint nothing in the world as satisfying as when your crumbsnatcher turns around without warning to grab and cuddle you
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old I know, but Sylvia Krystel as she was the start of the Emmannuelle series which was the 1st I ever saw, always brings back great memories biggrin

Kris,fuck all to do with the thread,but you dont arf look like Al Murray.
Hi-jack over.
Lb :love:
makes a change to being called Alf Garnet
who is Al Murray by the way?
Quote by ant140
A student replies:
Yes, a lot of students are a pain in the arse. But as Steph says, please don't tar us all with the same brush.

I will....students are nothing but a bunch of tax dodging spongers in my eyes...they should get of their lazy arses and find themselves a job that benefits the community...the lazy sods!!! evil :evil: :evil:
well I only just got back to this thread, when I saw it 1st it was just 3 replies long, now its 4 pages
and guess what, at 43 I hope to be returning to university myself. A medical condition has fucked me up and stops me doing my original trade, so now I am a lazysod who lives on the dole
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I obviously hit a raw nerve with alot of you...but that is my opinion of students..
if alot more concentrated on their "studies" rather than spend their well earnt time surfing the net at the college or universitys exspense then people like me wouldnt get upset..
as for all the abuse been hurled at me...I wouldnt expect anything less from people who do just sit on their backsides and go from course to course and dodge work!!!! mad :x :x
in my eyes all students are twats
rolleyes :roll:

I know a lot of students, a friend of mine is just finishing her 2nd doctorate, she took a few years off from working just to do the 2nd doctorate, thats costing her over £150k a year after tax for every year she dont work. She decided at 39 that her doctorate in pharmacology (which she begun aged 19) wasnt what she really wanted after all, (she only spent half her life using that doctorate for the benefit of others so obviously she was a lazy sod as well), so instead she is studying to gain a doctorate in Languages which wont help many people at all, just the lazy sods that want to go to university to learn other languages
You Sir ( and I use the honorific very hesitantly ) are in my opinion, very small and narrow minded, it is persons such as yourself who start rumours and misconceptions that rapidly grow out of proportion causing major damage and harm along the way.
I would presume you to be a single male, so are you a twat who pervs at every fem on the site, sending PM's to the fems offering yourself to them, without reading their posts to see if they are looking for somebody like yourself, are you another of the chatroom muppets that will pvt without asking? Thats the opinion about single men after all, that all single men are the same as that, when in truth it is a tiny minority who behave in such a manner, yet it is that tiny minority whose actions are remembered, and the vast majority who behave well are tarred as being the "single male".
You have with your statement proved that you are very small minded, according to your views, a simple extrapolation from which would show that all single men are total fucknuts, as a single man I resent that, as a single man who hopes to become a uni student very soon I resent the view that all students are lazy sods scrounging throughout their lives
Becuase a tiny minority missbehave does not mean that the majority will be the same.
because a single muslim commits an act of terrorism by your view all muslims are terrorists, because a single catholic living in Ireland commits a terrorist act against a protestant your view says all catholics are terrorists, because a single woman and a single man kill some schoolchildren all single women and single men are killers of schoolchildren
I apologise to any persons who I may upset with this post, it was not intended to cause upset, it is not aimed at being hurtful, merely to highlight how being narrow minded can bring about great injustices
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven mate, you will enjoy it hear as you should know by now smile
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Once put 700 pounds in with the recyclying paper!! Fortunately i found it before the papers went out

:eeek:
That would never happen in my house......be lucky to find £7 floating around here dunno
wow, a whole £7, I would love to find that, if I did I would have and feel rich again smile
Quote by Jiggle
/me wonders if its his cam belt thats shagged out then

you have yor cam straped to your belt... is that for anal shots!!!
Jiggle
how did you guess :P
Quote by Silk and Big G
Seen the same threads at the top of the board for ages . So thought Id chuck a spanner in and ask one of those questions where i get three replies and then dissapear off the board .
So on balance what do you think , swinging couples or straightforward monogamous couples - in the main who are the most insecure about themselves as individuals ??
As always sweeping generalisations are allowed , and positively encouraged .
Peace Y'all

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm
I will go and ask my lady friend who studies some 'ology or other and ket her decidse for me
cuz I sure as hell have no answer to this
last time I played it was by the old rules of whatever you had left at the end of the day was what you went home wearing.
In my case it was G-String, fishnets (without betlt) boxers and a golds gym vest. The taxi driver was pissin himself
usually Drukwerk and Laat me aleen, or Corri Konings en de beste van
unless of course I have been lucky enough to be taking a gorgeous lady to my bed
looooooooolll
best of luck, tho I dont know just how much of that you will get
old I know, but Sylvia Krystel as she was the start of the Emmannuelle series which was the 1st I ever saw, always brings back great memories biggrin
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WTF was this thread all about ?

I think reddog is nicely welcomed now biggrin