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Quote by lilacgem
forget the teeth, I wish I had a stomach like that :!:

you and me both
ok probly look a bit wierd wiv a nice tr4im ladies tum on my old manly bod, but what the hell, if the stomach came along the rest may follow as well......soon see how effective a barrier methoed those rings are :P
Quote by reddog
it was the meal you bought them that made him take a shit'
you did'nt take him for a curry did you lol

hmmmmm vinderloo was it perhaps confused: :?: :?: :?:
ok
:giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup:
Quote by Eagerslut9
Hi there wave
The answer to any queries you may have about the site is..................
42!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Have fun! :twisted:
bolt

OMG you is as old and antiquated as I am ffs
lo known
wont be long before you go from unknown to plain old known
:welcome: have fun
Quote by ukkeith
." hump .....
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

your answer...............
ermmm, huni, this is a bungalow
hells bells
hmm, I dont see no Grimreaper in the room, cant see him outside it neither so reckon your safe enough keith smile
your only as old as you feel remember
Quote by tilestho
t I have been swinging and was hooked, after a while as the addiction got a firmer grip. here because it seems to be the finest collection of lunatics assembled on the internet.

heheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wave
I just lurve the edit capabilities here
yeah we are all loon:loon::loon::loon::loon::loon::loon::loon: ashell, we make crazies look sane
then again, we are all :swingingchair: so we should be :loon::loon:
:welcome: to our lil world matey
Quote by Clare_Lincs
So not the best place to mention im getting loads then :giggle:
And its goooooood :smug:
Ok ill just bolt

did you have too sad
now I feel down again, bi-weekly sex aint good, but then again its sure as hell is an improvement on quarterly ( if lucky ) so I think I will stop me moaning :P
wave why :hello: there huni ( I hope) or mate dependant on your mood at the minit :P
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
dont worry, we are all :taz: here and totally loon but we aint that bad
have fun here
lol rache, you still awake smile
figured by now you be either out a partyin or well restin
wave
as Steph says :welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven enjoy yourself
aged 15 walking out of the girlfrineds bedroom door naked and still semi hard to walk straight into her mum who has come home without warning and equally silently
it goes without saying that a few words were exchanged a short time after
get in there, drain the lizard, wash the hands and get back out again...............simple
Quote by Chaotic_Spirit
lol, l'll perhaps take a pic when im less hung over chuck. bu until then, feel free to use ur imagination. biggrin

need any help with that :P
sure we can arrange a load of volunteers here to help out lol
well if you care to say something more,
where are you, willing to accom or travel?
looking for male or female to make the 3sum?
do they need to be bi, or is str8 ok?
any age too young/too old?
if we dont have this info you could end up either with no bites or so many that you get sick of replying with the same thing " sorry not what we are looking for " and missing the 1 that you are looking for
:waves:
read the forums, get yourself known by replying here and there.... oh, and say a lil bit about yourself as well biggrin
honest enough aint ya mate, and thats a great start.
We likes honest types so :welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
Rache huney if you need that kissin better then give me a call hun smile
ahh DB king of the road ehhh, you forgot to mention any conquests along the way tho sad
Quote by VenusnMars
If I look like a sack of shit at The Medieval Banquet, you can blame KcKat and Eager :huh:
That`s the second time that woman has passed out at my house! rotflmao
Venusxxx

option A, dont have women at your house
option B, dont allow them alcohol if they are coming to your house
option C, spend more time lurvin them so they dont need the alcohol ( my fave as then the man passes out from exhaustion and we dont hear the women snoring no more )
optiob D, shave your head and join a monastery/nunnerry ( for info on this option contact nipseybabe who seems to believe that the Isle of Wight classes as a nunnerry )
Quote by Nomad_Soul
I hope that you both wake up fully recovered from your nights on the pop, don't know why though - if I've got to suffer after downing two bottles of wine then why shouldn't you lol :lol:
Will we ever learn ??????

lol, I aint had the booze, just woken with the headache though sad
migraine city here I come ffs.....................somebody send me that nurse, hot sexy and good at takin a persons mind of off what hurts :P
Quote by Benji Barnicals
Wots up me niggers biggrin
Any of u sweet bitches fancy me


Hello........... whoever you are,
I find this offensive.......... particularly the "niggers" introduction
I have just seen your profile.......... It says you are 18....?? r u sure thats not your IQ level ?

Nah dats da numba of times Im gonna push ya poo up inside ya, bitch cool
Ha ha ha, education was wasted on you eh Jack?
education would definately have been wasted on this creature, I would have asaid animal except thats insulting to animals
I so hope I get to watch when lil ole Blonde gets a hold on him prior to removing any and all needed body parts which will fit the grinder
Quote by blondeslave
Wots up me niggers biggrin
Any of u sweet bitches fancy me


Hello........... whoever you are,
I find this offensive.......... particularly the "niggers" introduction
I have just seen your profile.......... It says you are 18....?? r u sure thats not your IQ level ?

pmsl sure and thats a Minus 18 as IQ
Quote by ananga ranga
If sex is this good for you, I don't think we're getting enough doses wink

I know I aint sad
ok, what dope thought we needed another wanker to ream out
this guy is even sader that that lad the other day and has less chance of being real even than he did
Quote by AlexClaireSX
sorrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i'll be quiter from now on x

You're learning ;)
maz xxx
Hmmmmmmmmm maz being dominant again!!!!!!! :shock: :shock:
she can be dom with me anyday wink:wink:
I may be up for it myself smile will need to check the folding stuff closer to the time tho sad
Quote by mal609

So, it is now up to you, you upstanding members, to formally request that you wish to shag/ be shagged by a Mod. You must name the Mod you require, along with the flimsiest excuse you can think of as to why you and why them. All requests MUST be posted here first and no PM's to individual Mods until you have posted here.
Mal
wink

Bluexxx
I await your tender administrational skills :P
Satin, please please put that down, I dont really need to be threatened by it............................ your going to what?, ..........................shove it where ? says whoooooooooooooooooooooo.............................................................................................omg you did and its gooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
well mate, take a little time to say something about yourself perhaps, from my own experience I know colchester is active enough, otherwise I wouldnt be taking a run down there every 2 weeks or so from Leicester
You have a single post to your name, you joined or registered today, that hardly is going to make you well known enough for people to be contacking you about parties etc now is it