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kristof
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/me wonders if this is the same Sue who yesterday had had her add closed by Mal confused:
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Quote by lustwench
wow got a great 40 ltr blue beurhaus does that count and the tent as well.
lusty

now thats what I call a bergen smile
me, I expect nowt except a good laugh, and thats a guaranteed thing here
best of luck to you mate, and I really do hope that you get this situation sorted real fast
well you may find that the younger couples have extra stamina true, but mainly they are still learning aboiut themselves, an older couple may do more for you because they arer more secure with themselves and have a greater understanding of techniques
Quote by Ice Pie
Serious question here, how did u percieve swinging and swingers before u got involved in the scene?

hippies with brightly coloured Volkswagen camper vans and very dodgy moustaches.
And as for the blokes...
Reese won't like you saying things about him when he's not here to defend himself IcePie wink
Oopsy. You know, I was just reminded of that song "Convoy"... the line about the "eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus." biggrin
kinda likewise here
convoy is a classic movie tho smile
Quote by Ice Pie
I haven't read the entire thread, just wanted to say that from my POV as the giver rather than the receiver, there seems to be more danger of damage to me than to her. Obviously technique has a lot to do with it and I'm by no means expert, but with each lady that I've tried it, I swear I thought my thumb was going to dislocate, while she did not appear to be in any discomfort.

my very 1st experience of fisting was way back in my late teens. It resulted in my shoulder being dislocated, the lady on the recieving end suffered no discomfort at all, so yes, the giver has to watch out as well
in truth no idea
what is " experioence "
is it maturity alone, is it a cobination of sexual and mental maturity plus a level of sexual practice??
I think everybody will have their own defination of what represents maturity, to me, its being open and settled enough in my own mind to accept an idea that is promoted, I need not agree with or disagree with the idea, just being able to accept and understand the idea
has to be late 50's early 60's
rock n roll, the clothes, the hair, the bikes, the music.....oh and the sex :P
I aint a lady, but I remember being told by a lady that anybody who doesnt add a face pic to their add usually is not worth her time to look further into, if they are hiding there face then something is wrong, ( bleeders probably as ugly as feck were here exact words ) and she now does not even bother looking at any add without a picture, and seeing as there are around 20 times more men searching than women available, I suppose she is its a valid argument
Quote by little gem
*sticks her hand in the air and volunteers to corrupt Rachel with Sambuca! ;)
I really did enjoy every minute of it. The person doing it used lots of lube and it started with finger fucking progessing onto more fingers and then a fist.
It was truely amazing and don't knock it till you have tried it. I'd recommend something to hold onto like the leg of a chair, someones hand etc....
Also get someone to take pics to look at afterwards as it really does bring back great memories and it is such a horny image too.
Ok, I say too much too. ....... bolt

I truly enjoy fisting a lady, watching the mass of emotions passing over their faces is amazing, feeling them orgasm massivly again and again is intense as hell
Quote by DeniseBabe
I can hardly manage a decent size cock redface without feeling like I've just had a hysterectomy, never mind a whole bloody hand! :shock: confused

More than the hand............... up to the fist/wrist... i think.. ouch sad
Idealy start with a well lubed hand, starting with fingering and slowly incrteasing the amount, I find that once the four fingers are inside I am also using my thumb against the base of the clitoris as well to produce powerful orgasms, and as the orgasm subsides and the lady relax's again I slide the thumb into my palm and allow the entire hand inside up to the wrist ( please ensure that you have removed ALL rings, even the smallest rind WILL CAUSE INJURY )
Quote by Jiggle
there is not special art to it.
just don't go raming it home!!!.... take it slowly.. if done right, even women with a very tight pussy can have it done.. just down to patience and loosening the muscles
then again i have got small hands so that does help!!!!
Jiggle

I dont have the smallest of hands, nor the largest, about average I would say. A woman in the throes of fisting orgasm can quite literally lose her mind to the orgasm and in some cases will black out momentarilly. I havefound that there is no type of person who can accept fisting, contrary to popular belief it is not only just the ladies who have had children who can take fisting, the youngesst and tightest person who has recieved fisting from me was 19 and had never had children, with her it took 30 mins of manipulation and a full tube of KY to obtain full penetration. She claimed to still be having orgasms the next day from simply allowing her panties to pull tautly against her vagina
The shape of your fist whilst inside plays a large part in the amount of pleasure generated, by altering the shaping of the fist and angle of thrust in conjunction with rotation of the fist whitch allows the knuckles to rotate aginst the highly pressure sensitive areas inside the vagina some unbelievable orgasms can be produced
CYPRESS TREE (Faithfulness) -
strong, no
muscular, no
adaptable, yes
takes what life has to give, yes
content, no
optimistic, def no
craves money and acknowledgment, pmsl no
hates loneliness mebbe
, passionate lover which cannot be
satisfied, passionate yes
faithful, always
quick-tempered, no
unruly, no
pedantic, no
and careless. no
Quote by blondeslave
alone and unloved again?????? lol lol lol

never unloved babes, never happen, alone perhaps cuz you stepped out the room where we are but never unloved
Quote by Gemmalou85
No feel free,im loving it!!! Gives me something to laugh about whilst im stuck here all alone with the flu!! Thats it peeps get your violins out.
Oy yeh if its my english i do appologise its the whole dutch thing poking back up!!

oh, nederlandse meishje?
dunno if you recieved the PM
hehhh
well I had a shed load like that when I 1st joined the site, and seeing as like every single duy I was sending mails out so fast the mail server was melting down its possible some could have been replies to mine....................... but would be really wierd seeing as the adds I responded to where all 5 days old or less.
I think that its just some muppet spends their day trolling thru the adds searching for new members that can be added to spam lists in the hope they are new enough and fool enough to join a pay site and pay a months membership up, no doubt the link you get sent has a agents tracking code in it so that they get a small amount if you do sign up. Some agents get %50 of your 1st months membership as well, so if the muppet can get 20 - 30 people a day to join up s/he can be earning good money by not even leaving his/her machine
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hello there and :welcome: Ms_Naughty to the :crazy: place we call home
:swingingchair: Heaven is the place for you
for christs sake somebody buy that lady a big drink, after 7 days a week for 2 years she will ned both it and a dammed good party to bring her back into the normal swing of things
its gonna be a bit stale time it arrives from leicester but here is a big drinkies from me
its a very good club, £40 membership and £15 a visit for single males
the staff are very friendly people, the facilities are good
/me wriggles in between everybody and sleeps the sleep of the truly happy smile
I have to give that guy credit for something
dunno what tho :P
and I thought I could piss people off with ease, man, he just took foolishnesst to a new heigh so easy
and I had only just finisjhed my hya reply to his thread as well
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ok
wave maybe not the best of starts, but you are still young and so have time to mature and please believe me when I say I am not having a dig at you here
:swingingchair: Heaven has members of your age ( I think ) but generally the average newcomer are not quite so brash in manner on their initial post. If that was designed to get you noticed, well done it worked, if it wasnt then I hope you have listened to the replies that have been given
I have my views and you have yours, the same as everbody else does ( mellow at the minute as the meds are really kicking in biggrin ) and I have said things in some posts which didnt go down well with the result I have been flamed and have apologised because I did hurt some people.
YYou are young, bloody young, brash, arrogant, just like I was at your age. I grew up with age and gained some maturity, enough to now offer a little advice to you, advice which is given freely and its up to you if you listen or take heed
treat people as YOU want treating.
Dont expect a nice car to impress people, expect instead to impress people with your manners... my car is a rusting Fiat Panda.
But I am polite and well mannered and people are happy talking with me. I treat everybody with respect, ( OK, I dont treat or didnt treat cheaters with respect because I have a thing about cheating on partners ) and they show me respect me in return.
:welcome:
/me gets out the 3rd degree seat for you both :P
hope you will have a :lol2: while you are here.... mind the floor over to the left its a bit :sticky: from where we spilt some :cheers: but other than that, enjoy :swingingchair: Heaven smile
:welcome: from another single male
throw away the sandcastles and sit ya ass down have a drinkies and chill
Quote by Rainbows
I have read the thread and posted in it. He is behaving pretty much like anyone his age.
I don't see why everyone is reacting in such an extreme way to him.

I really don't want this to become a thread about another thread or particular person - which is why I didn't post this in that thread. Just kind of interested in a general way.
I notice two guys have responded here but neither of you have answered whether you feel a younger guy is a "challenge"? Would you consider helping a younger guy establsh himself on here?
Edit; Sorry MikeNorth - you posted as I wrote confused
younger, older, with greater endowment, richer, its all the same to me, I aint here to take part in a contest as to who is the best or worst, I am here to have fun and a few laughs.
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:welcome: have a drinkies
dont be :scared: to ask for help or advice, everybody here on :swingingchair: heaven was once a lowly noob biggrin