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/me wont admit to almost choking on his dinner while checking the threads out
mozilla is what I use as well
never lets me down and aint so prone top hacking as ms shit is
personally I fiond the physical means very little to me, as its the personallity I home in on
personally I dislike nicks which have a pronounced sexual defination, but I accept them regardless. just because a nick suggests somebody wants nothing more than a good shag dont mean that they wont be decent people that you can have a good laugh with whether you have sex or not
way i feel at the minute i wish I was a fem here
by the time I had made it home I was laughing about the incident myself
the old saying is that " Shit Happens " and yes its true, but laugh about it as well and life dont seem quite so bad
last night I was trying a new spot that somebody had mentioned to me, actually its a part of a golf club.
I arrived, drove around following the directions, turned left as I should do
glug ... in mud to the hubs.
45 minutes later I have given up trying to get the car out the swamp its now in and as my mobile has no credits on it I start walking to find a phone. 15 minutes and 1 mile later I remember that I left the breakdown service card in the car, about face walk back and get it.
Eventually I arrive at a housethat has both a phone and last on to show that the owners are still awake (its now 00:30) and they let me use their fone to call the breakdown service, 02:15 they arrive at the crossroads I gave as the meeting spot, by now I have been stood out in open country, wet thru and with mud to the knees for almost 2 hours so yeah I am bloody frozen.
We gets back to the car, he gets the winch all set to haul me out and then drops the bombshell that there is going to be a + V.A.T. winching charge .................... can it get any worse I wondered
Lucky for me the breakdown cover I had chose did cover the charge
If you have gone to play a game of golf today and find your fairway chruned up to hell and back....it wasnt me, it was him ---------->>
its gonna be funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
chances are you have bumped into with caution
stop being :silly: ...........................else we are going to fetch in the 
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: crew who will start to 
:whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: you until you :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: being :silly:
if you dont smile soon 
hello Matt and :welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
:worship: :worship:
