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Quote by Ghostie
Who remembers kids getting ADT in the past? It's a fancy name for kids who are fed too much sugar and E numbers.
If people want to feed their children chemicals and tooth-rotting rubbish what do they expect? And how can kids learn without proper food in their bellies?

ADT= Attention Deficit ?
I had a nephew who was hyperactive and drove his mom and everyone else mad. In one visit, he ripped up our garden watering system single-handedly, in a garden area that measured over 350 feet. When I visited my cousin at home I saw what he was being fed: snacks like cheetos, coloured cheese and coke. I warned my cousin about tartrazine (the food colouring) and she took my advice on board. Her little devil calmed down and became an exemplary kid.
if you wanna see how bad it can get - look to our brethren in the USA - ADD and ADDH are rife with ritallin being given out like smarties... Diet? it's more akin to force feeding geese for pate! Sadly, I see the UK sliding down the same route... Balanced diet, excercise and more water... Simple init?
EDIT: just to be clear, ADD & ADHD are real - not all caused by poor diet. But some kids will exhibit the same sysptoms on a poor diet...
ADHD is most definatly real, as I know only too well having a son who suffers with that condition, also a nephew with teurets/adhd
lifes a bitch when they get started, but diet aint to blame as thats controlled very rigidly
dont forget m8 there are some meets on for tomorrow, thats going to reduce the amount of willing takers
Quote by Rainbows
Okay - have just come back from pub where one of my best gay (male) friends told the following story - which cracked me up. Soooo - I was wondering if any of you could come up with a better put down for someone who said they were WE and, umm - weren't!
He met this bloke online who claimed to be well endowed. He "chatted" online for a while and then went onto talking to him on the phone. Apparentely this guy had a really nice phone voice that just shouted to him "WE!!!". So he agreed to meet him at a hotel. He rang the doorbell and this bloke answered the door naked. My friend took one look and said...(you have to imagine alll the camp gay hand movements here!) "Hunny I want my arse fucked.. not my belly button!!!"
lol :lol: :lol:
So come on - what would YOU say to someone who said they were WE and were, well, kinda lacking!! biggrin

lemme go get the elctron scope powered up, I think its going to be needed
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
I do enough C.F.T`s (combat fitness test) and B.F.T`s so will pass on that one

done enough of them as well, hell did more training to stay in shape in TA than in regs
miss the fun, dont miss the pain
Quote by jennaj
Hi Jenna again
I am 28 years old and from the lovely city of birmingham. I would like to have some fun on here like you all do and maybe fullfill my fantasy.
I will tell you more later on

I think you will manage that and more hun
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven which you will soon realise is your new home from home :thumbup:
Quote by DreamerHelen
Helen leave him alone hun biggrin
at least let him get his leg in the door b4 you try to get a leg over rotflmao :rotflmao:

You're just jealous!!! :P
Although I'm happy to for you to get your leg over with me anytime!! :twisted:
hmmmmm
mebbe hold you to that at Loo's do if you are there :P :P :P :P :P
Awwww I'm not going I'm afraid.... sad Some other time? wink
for you hun, of course smile
Quote by DreamerHelen
Helen leave him alone hun biggrin
at least let him get his leg in the door b4 you try to get a leg over rotflmao :rotflmao:

You're just jealous!!! :P
Although I'm happy to for you to get your leg over with me anytime!! :twisted:
hmmmmm
mebbe hold you to that at Loo's do if you are there :P :P :P :P :P
There's this Czech and his friend Jew visiting the zoo. Sunddenly the Czech falls in the lion's pit and is immediatly eaten by a lion.
The Jew calls for help and arrives the zoo personnel. The zookeeper ask the Jew in wich lion the Czech is, the male or the female. The Jew then says that he's in the male. So they proceed to open up the male lion and don't find the Czech. So obviously they then proceed to do the same with the female and do find the poor fellow.
The moral of this story is; Never trust a Jew who tells you that the Czech is in the male.
Quote by Sexysteph
. After all whats wrong with offering to take guys to a club and f*ck their brains out? .

and he refused?
bloody fool
anytime you fancy that again, let me knowwwwwwwwwwww
serious now, there are total pricks/cunts out there, men and womean alike. So Ignore them and carry on having fun
Quote by rachel-lane
hiya gold fish im a few weeks old its fun in here wink welcome

ohhh rache, if I could look that good when only a few weeks old smile mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
well I did take part during my youth in a mf episode on a old ariel square four, very enjoyable until somehow her jackets belt became entangled in the front wheel causing us to come to a rapid halt, good job we were only doing about 10mph at the time smile
dunno if I would be able to keep my balance like that again, tho ............................ I might enjoy the trying :)
Quote by ellietvslut
to easy is tehre anything harder to try (mmmmmm now there's a thought)

welllllll I may have an idea or two
Quote by PoloLady
This is not funny. I am going to go off and sulk in a bit. And when I have finished sulking there will be hell to pay!

/me ducks down and crawls slowly and quietly away from the general area of trouble
eeeeek, is that my knees knocking thats causing so much banging
Helen leave him alone hun biggrin
at least let him get his leg in the door b4 you try to get a leg over rotflmao :rotflmao:
wave hya both, :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven
enjoy your time here, and believe me you wont be short of applicants for your company biggrin
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven all the new guys and gals
you are going to enjoy this corner of the world I am pretty darned sure smile
Quote by goldfish
i dont know if I want to swing yet or not but the mere fact that I keep looking in here makes me realise I am curios at least

lots of members dont swing, but are here for the friendship and atmosphere. I am also a member on a site for proud pussy owners even tho I dont have no pussy at all ( any offers of fresh warm moist pulsating pussy will be warmly met )
god, I must be bloody seriously horribly ill
15 out of 15 right
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, wonder if its cuz she has as much peresonality as a wet dishmop ??
Quote by KcKat

Your probaly right, marms - but I doubt graphite grease has the same appeal as KY etc. lol

What's the betting he'd give it a try??? rolleyes :roll:
bolt
well it has a higher "burn" threshold I spose, faster action permissable smile
Quote by warwick
Ok I am a bit anal when it comes to nutrition

when its boiling down to the kids, I am pleased you are, our kids are OUR future, the future of our country, our world, we must give them the best possible start
Quote by xxdevil69
Everyone has different tastes and fetishes, and with such a diverse community as we have here then we're likely to come across a lot of them at some stage.
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true
I just have to learn Not to p[ost before I have had my first koffie of the day
since I stopped ciggies that koffie is needed badly to stop me being a cantancarous miserable old fart
jeeeeezzzzzzzzz, who said smoking was bad for you?, seems its the not smoking as is makingh me feel bad now confused
call me a coward, but another thread helped me decide that having any extra holes made in my cock was a no no
this thread has just helped reinforce the "no thank you" idea smile
Quote by bluexxx
we do not allow anything that depicts illegal acts, such as , or . We do normally allow stories that depict cheating cos that is not illegal.
If we started censoring everything that may upset a few people we'd have a huge problem and loads of complaints. At the end of the day this story is fiction, and as Kat says it could be considered arousing by some who are into cuckholding.
Chill smile

thank you Blue for that quick clarification
and seeing as we do live in a democracy where the rights to believe think and do as we wish within reason are guaranteed us, I sometimes wonder if a dictatorship wouldnt be better at times
sorry
Quote by RedHot
Christ! If kids were kept off school every time it rained or snowed, some of them would hardly go at all :shock:
Pack them off to school and sod the weather confused
T-J

agreed

keeping them off school for " X " reason may be helpful to us as the parent because we dont get wet/cold/etc etc etc, but at the end of the day its the kid who suffers due to loss of schooling
I regret big time all the times I bunked of from school and went down the market where I was working from age 14. I am struggling hard to get into further education right now so I can improve my chances of getting a decent paid job.
10 years time, kids are going to need to be just so dammed smart because its going to be computor this computor that. Every year the technology gets more complex, its the kids in school now who need to bwe able to understand both it and the tech of the near future......... give them the best chance, make sure they get their schooling
the sound of a stomach growling its hunger
that dogs got a big dammed stomach