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kristof
Over 90 days ago
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now this is a real daft question
can you read the stories if you aint a member?
call me psycotic or paranoid if you willl, but it came to mind that if the guy is true he could have given the link to that thread to the victim
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I wont ask where you found that
I wont
honestly I wont
seriously
hurry up and tell so I dont have to ask :P
Quote by PoloLady
I give much better head! :twisted:

wanna come show me smile
I'll float my boat along with you here steph, anybody as is trying to charge for services rendered needs a public booting .
And yeah, if they are with you it should be because they want to be with you
AdAware has been my fave since before it was known as adaware, it originally was created by Steve Gibson under the name of OptOut, he turned the reigns over to lavasoft once they improved it and called it adaware. This guy is a ace when it comes to keeping your system secure
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Age 43
Location on my knees in front of you smile
Gender male
Sexual Preference well ladies excite me, but there is this guy............
Height mouth at desired height for needed reaction
Best feature love to leave people satisfied
Worst feature hate to leave a job half done
Tiebreaker:
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women.
tongues, fingers, cocks...plural cuz I am smart enough to go get my twin brother to help
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note... I do not have a twin brother .........itwould just feel like it :)
personality personality personality, looks come way down the list with me
being able to laugfh and talk with a person is vital, need not have anything in common other than a need for sex, but the personality must match
let the seller beware
Keep the buggers, enjoy them, use them to your advantage as you would have used the money spent on them
provblems with any of that.... send em to me, I will distribute them to needy persons wink :wink: :wink:
Quote by redstilletto
I find it helps to vary what you're doin - suck it abit, then take it out ur mouth and lick it up and down, then suck some more, maybe just on the head then suck it in as far as u can without gagging and do whatever cums naturally! wink
blimey, writing that really got me in the mood for sucking some cock!! :shock:

me to........gulp..... .nicely put jess..........
:twisted:
willing volunteer for you both here, also happy to be performin on you ( gotta make you cum by tongue ) smile
Quote by Vix
Sleep now.

/me steps in to give Vix a long long sensual body and mind reducing massage guaranteed to leave you a limp and tottally de-stressed sleeping beauty
/me sneaks out once the snoring starts, waves to Reese and mounts his halo for the ride home smile
rache me darlin, thats bloody hillarious...............................I dont think
how come I was living on level Orange for the last 7 years ffs ??
anybody wanna remind me what life with level Green is like smile
what a thing to wake up too
well, its put me o0f of sleeping again in case I wake to something equally orribel
I cant agree with a definitive size on any body part, big boobs on a small women look wrong, smaqll boobs on a big woman look wrong
if everything is in proportion then thats fine by me, hell even when they aint, well who gives a shit.. I know, I am a wierd fecker I dont let a body put me off. At the munch there were people who physically I would love to be having sex with, but personality did nothingfor me, that killed any chances of physical activity
Its the personality that attracts, not the sugar coating
have to admit that on the 60 mle each way journey made tonight, I did see plenty of twats
I drive a lot, like most people who drive excessive mileage I slow down when the weather/visability/roads gets bad.
Why I ask myself do I see twats going by me at 90 when the road is slick with snow, visability dropping all the time and me crawling along at 40.
Always said, I AM A CAREFUL DRIVER, BUT ITS THE OTHER TWATS THAT WILL KILL ME
oops caps, but still true
awaitinmg a full report hun smile
bloody annoyed that I couldnt come at the end, still gave me chance to pop along and see a nice lady equally annoyed because she couldnt attend either
lo there mate
:welcome: to our lil corner of heaven just for us :swingingchair: to laze around and chat in smile
Quote by Bloke2005
To second what they said - REALLY nice introduction and :welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
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what :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: he :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: said :D
Quote by marky543
As I have a shortfall in my endowment, I wonder what this is telling me redface

god help me then, because mine is bloody well RENTED
had to say jeans and poloneck...just because of the bloody train.
serioously tho steph, I reckon you will look good in anything you decide to wear
if it has a lead to connect to the comp you can use it.
If its analogue you will need to run thru a TV in card to do it, if its Digital you may be lucky enough to find it is USB compliant, if it is, then use it as a USB device, either way, connect it up, then using the IM of choice go to the tools section, webcam options and search for it, you may need to browse to find it , but it should show up.
a 3sum in the back of my Fiat Panda
Ok passengers seat was removed and drivers shoved fully forwards, but its still the same car
I just love this place
yeah I am a straight guy, but seeing as the idae of having a guy in my mouth and in my ass is turning me on, well its not easy admitting to myself about it
I decided I would add this post to the thread that was already started because that way I cant chicken out and delete the thread again. Once its here in black and whiteand up for all to see, well its going to make it easier for me.
I dont know if thats going to make any sense to most of you guys and gals, but to me, by the act of actaually putting it out in view like this settles my nerves a lot more, I am not hiding it anymore, I want to go for it.
Ok, nervous as hell about the 1st time still sad
Quote by thechairman18
hornyredanddeno,,,,, that cool ..... not done that one yet lol but theres time ,,,, im a member at cupids but not been in for sometime ,,,, just b 4 xmas ,,,, the best one for me was a cpl i met in eur in kent ,,,, j and c thay where from luton ,,,, i used to sleep with c and j used to bring us brecki in in morning or if thay stoped in truck i sleeped with c and jhon sleeped on top bunk ,,,, had to end that one as c started to fall in love wi me ,,,,, errrrrr and think i was faling for her ,,,,,

Is English your second language ?
thechairman18
dont think its that high up on his list of languages
Quote by bygjon
Blue is it frowned on to letch at your avatar, swoon. doh! I'll close the door on my way out redface

iffen it is frowned upon then bang goes another thing that keeps me happy sad
I wish I hade wise words here for you, but in truth, they have been said, mainly by Tracey-Jane as it happens
but if the guy isnt willing to stand back and chill while you get your mind in order, well, every bloke knows just how screwed up a lady can get when pregnant, I for one wouldnt be trying to push for a particular result with a lady going through the hormonal alterations common to pregnancires
With a bit of luck he will read this thread as well, seeing as he responded to your advert there is a chance he may browse the forums as well. I hope he does, wouldnt like for things to go pairshaped for you
heheheee, bloody ell, left speakers too loud and had neighbour banging on the wqall
Quote by redstilletto
whos nuts do we feel :twisted:

/me is proud to volunteer and save the nuts of all other men onsite from such mortal torment smile