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kristof
Over 90 days ago
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I just struggle with writing the blasted replies
tell us about yourself people say, how in hell do I put 43 yrs of expeirneces into a short mail ?????
serious I rarely do 1 liners, normally 100 liners, but it is bloomin hard to decide most the time wht to put, especially if you dont do the old copy/paste of a standard reply
the ladies are out there, and I stress the word ladies
you go out with the idea that the horny womaen are ready and willing to drop their drawers for just anybody as comes along, think again. the ladies on this site may be very broadminded, but they are ladies and deserve to be treated with respect
give it time for them to get to know you, by your posts, your add, show up to a few events and become known as a genuine person not some" find em finger em fuck em forget em" merchant just looking to increase his trophy count by whatever means needed
bring back the bobby on the beat who grabbed you by the ear and dragged you home to mum ( god help me ) or dad ( just kill me now and save me suffering )
bring back the cane at school
:welcome: to the wonderful world of :swingingchair: heaven
have a great time and loads of laughs
be safe, be happy, have fun
I'n not loon mad, dunno confused yes :dunno: , never mind what that little guy on my shoulder says. :dunno: :dunno:
Quote by HuddsGirl
Do you like people trying to add you to MSN without knowing who they are? I am fed up of the amount of people doing this, am I being silly? If someone says can I add you then fine but otherwise NO,
HuddsGirl

why are you being silly, I have around 50 permently blocked people on my msn, they didnt ask, they just tried. I dont know who they are, and in truth, if they are willing to show me so little respect as to thrust themselves onto me as they have, then I have no wish to know who they are
your as old asyou feel, or the last person you felt
seriously, age is not a barrier to anybody, with age comes experience, partience and respect
all 3 of those are vital as far as I am concerned
TJ you aint joking either, I have sat waiting for 2-3 hrs at sites night after night without seeing anything except for punk boy ravers taking the piss.
I did see a couple who apprently were out for some fun a few nights ago in a quiet layby (which does not appear on any site that I have found so far), unfortunatly the arrival of 2 semi rigs which parked almost on top of them led to them driving away
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hope it helps just a lil bit, iffen it does, well OI always got more to share smile
:welcome: lovebear
take a look around and get to know how it all works, first and foremost
be safe, be happy, have fun
Quote by Ch33k3y monk3h
Yeah hopefully I will get to some meets, once I get used to the terminoligy and how things are run so I dont make a show of myself. Going back to the honesty thing yes I am completely honest on here I have nothing to loose and would hate to give a false impression should I actually meet people on here.

thats the best thing you could say or do
there is nothing as respected as somebody who plays it straight from day 1, at least not in my books there aint
lol, 118, did the test 3 times, 1st I worked hard at it and scored 118 and something about a processor,
2nd I worked on page 2 and 4 rest was click anything, score... 118
3rd time was just click whicver number the dice came up with, score 118
either I am just bloomin lucky or the site is buggy
Quote by cool4catz
Anyone used AdultFriendFinder?

I am on it and it has worked for me. Again, it shares a database with other sites, I think the main one is Passion? But now we're talking more about competitor sites to SH and I'm not sure the powers that be will appreciate that.
while yes we are talking about competitor sites, have you noticed a couple of rather very small diferences between those sites and this site?
thjey all charge a fee and you dont get some nice neat froums to chat thru like we do here at SH. I have used the other sites, since I discovered SH Iwould never use them again
Quote by Wicked Wizard
which is why a post in one of the forums recently from someone (a guy) saying they wanted to be worried me.

did you notice what happened to his thread, amd the amount of flaming he recieved as well
Quote by rogerthedragon
Can you add me to the list for this please?
Roger the Dragon. cool

hmmmmmmmmmmm we got the dragon, didnt JudyTV mention something about StGeorge ?
/me sits back and awaits the continuation smile
its always the same :cry: too old, too you or too far abloody way
pmsl, aint I a lucky bugger sad
oh well, you should get your wishes, the area is quite busy I believe
hun, if I can make it I will biggrin
if I cant then I cant sad:cry: but either way you better be ready to have a great time :thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:
Quote by fun4acouple
your ad looks great smile well composed :)except it did'nt mention you were looking for 40ish guy to make hot threesome sad :( :( "only joking wink "

pmsl biggrin
/me points out he is also 40ish
rassenfrassenrassle
and a lot of the ladies are way more interested in the personality than the body
for which I will be always greateful biggrin
sit him in the bath with the taps running, swill it directly away
/me digs out a respiratorand full NBC suit for KcKat to borrow
at the minute I am talking with somebody , so far we have spent 3 months chatting via msn, e-mail and telephone, we hope to make a meeting this week, probly meet at a prominent landmark in city center then go to the cafe next door
she is well worth taking all the time with, I dont mind the wait, not when we both know that we have taken all precautions to ensure the safety of each other that is possible. It isnt a lack of trust that makes us take the precautions, if the trust wasnt there we wouldnt even be meeting ffs, but it makes sense to both of us, be safe, be safe, be safe
Most of us practice safe sex all the time, well safe sex starts with a safe meeting
be safe, be happy
almost 30 years of smoking , well 28 anyway.
But yeah, its going to take time, I know it will
And yeah, I am so looking forward to seeing the back of the habit
wouldnt worry too much about dvt, if its a clean break there is little risk of that
the meds are probly of the dhc family, potent as buggery, ot a naproxen based which is both pain releif plus anti inflamatory
just rest up
lo again mate, I will be bringing a lady friend along with me if thats ok
only just read this thread
why change whats obviously been working, there are quite a few couples using the cafe, using a joint logon and signing either in sigular or pluaral as is needed.
if others are too slow to realise, well, I am sure they will get faster
Quote by Tania
lollllllll
you are as nuts as I am lol

Mmm nuts and oranges, nice combo! Is it Christmas already? And where did I put my nutcracker?
:giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: bolt
YES
YES YES
YES YES YES
step in and grasp it in both hands, treasure it
its a rare and precious thing, ( TJ was extremely lucky finding it 24 yrs back and I say congrats to her and him on it )
its a real thing, dont lose it
only thing I know is what I have read up on it, did it years ago when the ex went thru iron deficiency during pregnancy
This brief on the subject gives some clear and simple information tho