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kristof
Over 90 days ago
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no unexplained lumps I would presume
I dont know if you have been doing more exercise than normal of late, but the boobs do like ontop of the pectoral muscles, so if you have worked those harder in some way and not allowed them a chance to relax down again, then yes it is possible that your boobs would feel more tender, plus the extra growth of the pecs would accounts for the apparent growth in your boobs
Quote by Tania
Get to the A&E quickly. The bruising could be due to the impact but it could also indicate internal bleeding. If you are lucky, you will not have broken any bones but just damaged the soft tissues. Soft tissue damage takes about a week to cure. If there is damage to the nerves it can take several months to stop hurting. If there is a fracture you need to make sure it does not heal badly - hence why it is VERY IMPORTANT to go to your local A&E without delay. It is better for them to think you overreacted than for you to be shy and reticent and suffer unnecessarily.
With get well wishes

as Tania said, AS&E.
personal belief is its broke, so wishing you a restful time while it gets fixed
/me makes a note to self, be bloody careful carrying carcases around n future
Quote by Calico
We do all our swinging at clubs , we find the club enviroment very relaxing and you dont feel like you have to do anything . We arrange meets at clubs too , if we dont hit it off then both parties can go off and find others to "play " with .

Yeah I like the sound of doing that actually, I never thought to arrange a meet actually at a Club :doh: One of my worries was us finally meeting up with someone and not clicking, that would be really awkward innocent
Cal
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at least at a club everybody has the same expectations, you dont go to a swingers club looking for lessons in blowing glass do you smile
Serious tho, as people have the same expectations its easier to relax with everybody. I went to my first munch and afters party just 9 days ago, the munch was fun and the afters party I dreaded.
Arrived and the dread died, people were no different, yes they all had an expectation of having sex,but it was so ................... relaxed an atmosphere , hell, if I had known just how pressure free it was, I would never have worried so much I couldnt sleep for the 2 days before
Quote by Rainbows
Sorry if this doesn't make too much sense - I'm high on prescription painkillers right now. Thinking I may just go and join Mattmoleman 'cos he seems to be in the same boat as me confused

hey RB, hope its nowt too serious here
get yourself fixed up soon hun
pmsl
:welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven matey
and yes there are plenty on the site from north o the border, nae all sassenachs here smile
well its still being cleaqred out, but I have a psare room here, just gotta get a bed in there yet, so far its just a couple of single futons without bases.
The couch aint bad tho smile
Quote by Tania
not using patches now, just a pound of oranges daily :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Well Kristof, you know your body will taste so much better without the nicotine. Oranges are nice! biggrin
lollllllll
you are as nuts as I am lol
Quote by Angel Chat
Kristoff, you don't get to choose, it's based on where you are in the total posts. http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/memberlist.php?mode=posts&order=DESC&start=120
You're actually between Kit and JediMast3r lol

OMG
I didnt realise I been that busy with my keyboard, mebbe a couple of hundred posts yeah cuz I know I do say hya a bit to newbies, but over 400, thats like a lil overboard in less than a month
Quote by Banderas
To be fair we start at around 11ish and knock of around 4 or 5ish. (We have food and Spice Rum n coke breaks between tho')

how in hell do I get a invite smile
unemployed, but hoping to study for a degree in psychology
just trying to work around the lack of finances that being a student would entail
you must have shagged him so hard he just lost it, couldnt remember much at all after you had finished with him, thats how come he game you the room rent twice, you had totally blown his mind and he no longer remembered giving your hubby the cash when you first met up
home made apple pie, and custard, or apple/blackcurrant/rhubarb crumble with custard
my msn stays where it belongs, in the hands of people I know :thumbup: , not given out willy nilly rotflmao
hmmmm
Julia Roberts with that look from pretty Woman ( OMG she seriously sex on legs in that movie)
Jo Brand . Just gotta love the woman, she knows how to enjoy life
and of course me, and after those two had finished with me who knows what smile
redface didnt spot it has to be SH related here surprisedops:
Voddy
Vickey_UK
Me
JucyLucy
Dawn_Mids
Me
Cuddly_Caitlan
Me
some other well hung long stayer cuz CC sure can be a demanding woman :)
gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
mebbe its time to have a ciggie again, seems the lil lad done walked away along with the fag packet ffs
not using patches now, just a pound of oranges daily :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Eagerslut9
I'd flaunt myself a lot.
Do loads of stuff like wearing very short skirts and cropped tops so that I could flash my undies...............er..................."accidently" of course whenever i was getting out of a car or reaching or bending for something or leaning forward, or just sitting opposite someone.
I'd have wicked long nails that scrabbled when I tried to pick something up and they'd be lacquered and match my toenails.
I'd have a spangly dangly belly bar that would catch the eye.
I'd wear heels so's I'd walk very provocatively.
I'd like a boyfriend who'd take me dogging and get me shagged a lot.
I'd flirt a lot and use my powers of attraction shamelessly.
In fact, I think I'd be very very naughty indeed and feel horny nearly all the time.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooh! :shock: :shock: :shock: redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
:giggle: :giggle: :grin: :grin:
What would you be like? :P :P

you mean you dont now biggrin
hmmm, if I was a woman, probly be some quiet bespectacled librarian type in falt shoes old style plaid skirts ( below the knees) high collar blouse and long hair in a bun.
nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
minumum clothing, maximum legal impact
/me never had a teach as nice as FB redface well I did one, oh boy miss Davies surprisedops:
hope its worked out well today hun, thats if scxhool even opened seeing so many have been closed due to " inclement" weather confused :?
Quote by BaldEagle
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The silly thing is, she says she still loves me and I love her.
There is no reconciliation possible.
At the moment, the world has stopped for me, and I want to get off.

while love remains anything is possible
it isnt easy, its soull destroying, but there remains hope while love lives
that sounds like a multi media message, a video clip or some such thing. Your phone is not capable for recieving/displaying it so you get that message. (You may get a web url attached where you can view it ) other than that I have no more info, thats all it has ever been for me so far
Quote by jezzay
When Center Parcs first opened up the company behind it was Dutch and the sauna/spa/pool area was always clothing optional. Being Dutch they didn't think twice about it.
Jezzay.

why in hell are the british so straigh laced about showing a bit of skin confused :? :? :?
should be able to say this month coming (march) if I can/cant attend
Quote by Sexysteph
Kris you might get more responses if you told the lads a little about the lady. . You don't want to end up in the situation where there is no chemistry to work with.
You have to remember its her that is in charge when the play starts after all its her body and she has the right to reject your choices.
Not trying to put a dampner on things but you need to make sure she and the guys are happy with whatever is set up. Sorry honey but its something I feel very strongly about.
Hope it works out well tho for all concerned smile

Steph hun, you are so right here, cant believe I fucked up like this,
The lady enjoys sex, loves giving oral, . She is looking for a good long session during which safe sex will be followed, she however does not like the taste of rubber in her mouth so the bj will be without, other dislkies are ws /pain /anal, the lady is also most defs Not Bi. The lady is mid 30's and classes herself as a bbw (, around a size 16/18 ) with blondish hair tho shaven where the sun wont shine. She is a smoker and drinker, 1st and foremost she is hornyyy, as said already its the lady who will be doing the final choosing, its her party after all
As I am tired I will stop here and see if there is more I can add come morning,, its gone 2:40am, gotta be up again in 5 1/2 hours so gonna get bed :)
Quote by HannahnAlex
Hi and good luck....
you could try your local chamber of commerce, i have used them several times for advise..
Also the federation of small business.....
I wold imagine that the sort of idea you are going to look into you will need alsorts of qualification's, food hygiene certificates if your handling food, Health & safety and first, but to mention a few...
Hope it goes well

you will need
First Aid qualifications and certfication,
Police Background check and verfication ( that is mandatory for any and all persons who will be working with the children, even if they only have a few2 minutes a week contact)
The property being used will need to meet very strict regulations with regards to layout and safety, eg doors being fitted with safety devices to stop trapping fingers, cupboards with means to secure them shut, corners rounding off on low level tables, glass being to required standards in ant glassed area (normal regs are not as stringent as regs for childcare centers)
and those are just the things I remember from the time I made a joint application to run a childminder service
good luck fruity, heres hoping your future posts are just "I am so happy, shagged senseless, pussy throbbing, legs like jelly but just so happy" type posts smile
Bloke, your partner says "popping down to pub for a few" and aint back that night, or the next day, what do you do, start trying the phone, no answer.., check with BiBs to see if been arrested, nope.... check hospitals for unidentified admissions, no joy.................
end of that day an still nothing, you crawling up the wall yet with worry, I know I would be
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
my boyfriend suffers with them, he swears by zovirax.
Once you have the herpies virus your stuck with it for life. They tend to come up when he's stressed from work or if i'm stressing him out, also hot weather brings his out. So your best having a nice bath (not hot might bring it out more) and relaxing.
And most important DONT kiss anyone it will spread the virus.
Hope it clears up soon hun. :therethere:

Isnt that an STD?
there are 2 herpes complex's one is a std yes, the other is a virus that lies dormant in everybody until for some reason it wakes up and cold sores appear
Herpes simplex is a common and usually mild recurrent skin condition. It can cause "cold sores" or "fever blisters" on the mouth or face--what is called oral herpes. It can also cause similar symptoms in the genital area, which is known as genital herpes.
A virus causes herpes--either herpes simplex type 1 (HSV-1) or herpes simplex type 2 (HSV-2). As with all viruses, there is no cure for herpes. It is different from other common viral infections because once it is introduced it lives in the body over a lifetime, often without symptoms or with periodic symptoms. This is called "latency." The virus can travel the nerve pathways in a part of the body and hide away, sleeping, in the nerve roots for long periods of time. Even though HSV may not cause "cold sores" or genital signs or symptoms at the moment, it can still cause symptoms late

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