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kry10
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 55
Straight Female
0 miles · South Yorkshire

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If it is another Sheffield location, I shall be there with bells on, literally (which should be worth a giggle).
Dunno where I shall hang them from, suggestions anyone ?
I would have come down if I hadn't spent all my money on Thursday, lol......would have been nice to meet you again, you seemed to be a fun person, was hard to chat one on one though with all the others around, oh well, perhaps next time.
After getting lost within the forum (not going home from the social unlike some others) and being redirected here, just wanted to say thanks to everyone for making me feel welcome, I now have my appetite wetted and plan on going to some more events, hopefully a munch or two, or three, or.......well, we'll see, lol.
Thanks prestondevil for being a good mate and being decent company, thanks to MikeNorth for chatting to me, along with the others who felt sorry for me sitting there all alone.
Well, it's hard to chat to people you don't really know when you don't have any previous past experiences to chat about (that's my excuse and I am damn well sticking to it).
Thanks to everyone for making me feel welcome, I had a nice time, although it was hard to chat to complete strangers for the first time seeing as I did not have any stories or anecdotes, unlike some of the others.
I believe my next venture will definately have to be a munch, just need to wait for one to come along close enough by.
I need to clarify something, the offer of accomodation for the night was genuine, although the sharing a bed thing was me and my warped sense of humour, I apologise if I offended anyone, so, if someone still wants a place to kip for the night, I still have plenty of space, although the single bed is taken I believe, there is still a nice comfy sofa downstairs, lol.
The offer of overnight accomodation is still open to offers, free bed and board for anyone interested, couples and single females are especially welcome (obviously) but, anyone accepted, got plenty of space and the single bed will be on a first cum first serve basis, lol.
Got a double bed available, but, I sleep in that, although if you are a female or a couple, sharing would be acceptable lol
If anyone is genuinely interested, get in touch before 4pm tommorow either through PM or through this thread.
S'okay dambuster, no offence taken, it was just a leetle suggestion.
Oh, and the offer of accomodation is still available, I have not had any takers yet, if anyone is interested, PM me and I can give directions to my abode.
Alex, any chance of putting in brackets who is a single fem, who is a single male and who is a cple ?
This might help a few people who are still getting to know others, it has been done for one of the munches and it does show how many of each we are getting in attendance.
If anyone going to the social need some accomodation, I would be more than willing to let people crash at mine for free, if they are a fem or a cple, they could even share my big silent night double bed, lol.
I have loads of free space, so, let me know if you need somewhere.
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Hi PoloLady.....
Hmmm, strange name, been trying to work out if it is because you ride horses and bash a ball with a stick, or because your minty with a hole in the middle.
Anyways, onto the reason why I decided to reply to your post, I am 35, male, in Sheffield, which I think is the midlands (I suck at geography) and I am 5 foot 10, so, just over your height requirements, if I qualify, let me know (it'll be the first time I ever qualified for something, lol)

You're not crossed off just yet.
Ohhh, goody *rubs little hands together* sounds like I have made the grade, well, just by the sounds of it.
When do we get contacted for the fun and frolicks as I am ready, raring and willing to go, been on charge overnight, so got plenty of battery power.
Hi PoloLady.....
Hmmm, strange name, been trying to work out if it is because you ride horses and bash a ball with a stick, or because your minty with a hole in the middle.
Anyways, onto the reason why I decided to reply to your post, I am 35, male, in Sheffield, which I think is the midlands (I suck at geography) and I am 5 foot 10, so, just over your height requirements, if I qualify, let me know (it'll be the first time I ever qualified for something, lol)
Still waiting in suspenders, errrr, suspense for the venue and time, lol.
Seriously looking forward to this, my social calender is empty to say the least.
Where about in north east ???
I wish people would say the proper location so that the geographically challenged might stand a chance, lol.
Any fems or couples in Sheffield looking for a single guy for fun and frolicks ?
I am 35, single, sex starved - lol.
Any age and any build, I am not fussy, save me from the possibility of going to a prossie or a brothel, besides, the people on here are of a better class (well, some are, lol).
I would come if I knew where the hell Swinton was (Geography sucks I know, lol) I know you said it is around Manchester, or in that city, but, I couldn't navigate my way out of a wet paper bag.
If I was able to find it easily enough, then, I could possibly come, so, if you want to throw me some directions to my PM, then I would seriously consider it (I would be travelling via train).
I would be coming from Sheffield (gotta find out how much train prices are too, lol)
Hi all, I know I don't post much, I tend to rectify that as soon as possible.
Anyways, a small insignificant question - What are the differences between a munch and a social, by the sounds of it, they are basically the same thing, just called different things, can someone please explain what those differences are, if not in public, then in a PM.
Okay, back to hiding in my corner until I have something else relevant to say.
(runs back into his corner)
Only that night, or any night ?
I could make it some night in the future on a Thursday through to Saturday, if interested, let me know.....
Oh, and I am a single guy in Sheffield.
Thanks, now all we need to know is where the smeg this event is taking place, lol
*sighs* why is there never anything like this in my neck of the woods (Sheffield)
Thanks for elaborating on things, well, it'll be nice to meet others into the "scene" as so far I don't know anyone and I cannot afford to go to La Chambre yet, lol.
Feel free to PM me though with anything you feel I might need to know regarding the social gathering.
So, any chance of little old me being placed on the list ? (Gives his best puppy dog eyes expression)
(Also keeps his fingers and other extremities crossed)
Hi Alex, any chance of me coming along, never been to a social and I have been around on here for over a month (dunno if that makes me regular enough yet), I am a very genuine, nice guy, always up for a laugh, friendly, 35, profile and advert somewhere on here.
Anyone able to shed some light on what happens at social's though, is it just a few drinks somewhere and a chance to meet people into the scene, or, well, ahem, anything else on the cards wink
Either way, I would definately like to come, I have Thursdays to Sundays free, so, if it is okay, give me a shout.
Still for sale, it HAS passed it's last MOT ya know, taxed, tested and so forth.
Good offer, well worth just a test drive at least.
I would like to swing with.................
ANYONE :cry:
Life is too short to be fussy, after 12 years of marriage and now being single, I am wanting to live life to it's fullest, and being a horny so and so with a sex drive so big it is as if I overdosed on viagra, I figured I might as well make the best of things.
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Try being a married man . . . some of them go for months without a shag lol wink
T-J

Being single ain't as good, I was married for 12 years and hardly got any and now I am single, pretty much the same !!!
Hmmmm, no responses, yet.
Oh, yeah, hang on, forgot to mention, it does have one spare tire and comes free with fluffy dice and an air freshener (also known as hairy balls and deoderant).
Hi all....
For sale, one single guy, 35 years on the clock, bit of rust here and there, splutters when cold, good milleage per pound, comes in one colour only, white with dark brown top.
If interested, get in touch for a test drive.
If any females or couples cannot afford this little runabout, then I might be persuaded to let a worthwhile owner take it off my hands for free.
You called ?
Let's just say I am so ugly, that I was turned down for Gollum auditions because they said it was a PG rating.
My problem is finding any females in Sheffield, I ain't exactly put any limitations to what I want, but, still not getting any joy.