'Steve popular and funny & hung like a donkey.'
seems fairly accurate.
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lancyuk
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
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Quote by mistress_sassy
Lancy my dear you have two lifts, one there with Gem and a separate one back with me! Think you can handle it!Errr, Gem's driving I mean! :shock: Don't mind us, we're just planning your social life for you.
yes gentlemen.....thats how to travel in style.
hotel arrangements still good? or do i have half the night with one and they other lol.
Quote by dargento
move south we have it all:D
eyah i know.........muggers.....rapists....extra road tax.......high cost of living etc etc....
why do i live up north????
:shock: :shock: :shock:
AGREED!!!!
VCR......stag have you not discovered the new porn dvds with moveable cameras yet? well worth the money.
Im down there from 3rd-6th for work, staying in a central location.
if anyone knows any spots where i can get a pint for less than a fiver?
or anyone who wants a guided tour of my hotel room........alls the better.
*added* or a club, that would improve my visit (hint!)
anyhow....pm or reply here and let me know what you suggest as i am only a tourist (and no, i dont think the london eye counts as dogging)
*this offer is only avaliable to people i know well off the forum or chatroom cos london is full of strangers and reporters lol.
if anyone knows any spots where i can get a pint for less than a fiver?
or anyone who wants a guided tour of my hotel room........alls the better.
*added* or a club, that would improve my visit (hint!)
anyhow....pm or reply here and let me know what you suggest as i am only a tourist (and no, i dont think the london eye counts as dogging)
*this offer is only avaliable to people i know well off the forum or chatroom cos london is full of strangers and reporters lol.
which causes the most damage? i guess you would think drinking?
last night i drove back from London and had to round a round about 3 times to work out which exit was the sevices to grab an hour kip to enable me to drive home safely.
once home i managed to get into bed and think i must have fallen asleep with my phone in my hand.....in my sleep i managed to delete anyone whos name was from a-d in my phone book and also to ring about 8 people.
so, my apologies to anyone who i may have rang in my sleep by rolling on my phone. I hope my snoring didnt wake you. Ill pm those whos numbers ive deleted and you can take the piss all you like.
hopefully im back to 100% now. lol
last night i drove back from London and had to round a round about 3 times to work out which exit was the sevices to grab an hour kip to enable me to drive home safely.
once home i managed to get into bed and think i must have fallen asleep with my phone in my hand.....in my sleep i managed to delete anyone whos name was from a-d in my phone book and also to ring about 8 people.
so, my apologies to anyone who i may have rang in my sleep by rolling on my phone. I hope my snoring didnt wake you. Ill pm those whos numbers ive deleted and you can take the piss all you like.
hopefully im back to 100% now. lol
well a bit wet and gloomy really.
although i did get down to Canary Wharf and got to go on those funny southern tunneling train thingys lol.
nothing much to report although i will recommend the 16oz rib eye steak they sell at some fancy hotel just off the A1.
i was right about the beer being expensive and the people talking funny. But how much do people just not talk to each other? on the train, in the pub.....people just ignore each other and i noticed a distinct lack of smiles all round lol.
anyhow.....my nose bleed has stopped now im back north of the M65.
although i did get down to Canary Wharf and got to go on those funny southern tunneling train thingys lol.
nothing much to report although i will recommend the 16oz rib eye steak they sell at some fancy hotel just off the A1.
i was right about the beer being expensive and the people talking funny. But how much do people just not talk to each other? on the train, in the pub.....people just ignore each other and i noticed a distinct lack of smiles all round lol.
anyhow.....my nose bleed has stopped now im back north of the M65.
this is my first proper rant in the steam room and i have a couple of things to shout about.
1. How much is a pint of beer in London and why dont southerners protest like we did about petrol prices?
2. WHY, after all the money spent on motorways do they still hold water so your car aqua planes about, especially when its dark and your next to a truck and cant see.
oh its good to be back in the sunny NW
1. How much is a pint of beer in London and why dont southerners protest like we did about petrol prices?
2. WHY, after all the money spent on motorways do they still hold water so your car aqua planes about, especially when its dark and your next to a truck and cant see.
oh its good to be back in the sunny NW
Name: .............. Lancyuk
Total Amount of Posts: .............. 450 approx
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Reason for Leave: ........... Short trip to Southern parts for work (mainly the land of beer with lemonade in and £8 fish and chips)
Location of Leave: ..... The big smoke/ Cambridgeshire
From Tuesday 1st Nov (from 10pm)
Until Thursday 3rd Nov (am)
realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
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Lancyuk
Total Amount of Posts: .............. 450 approx
Posts per Day: ......... too many
Reason for Leave: ........... Short trip to Southern parts for work (mainly the land of beer with lemonade in and £8 fish and chips)
Location of Leave: ..... The big smoke/ Cambridgeshire
From Tuesday 1st Nov (from 10pm)
Until Thursday 3rd Nov (am)
realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
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