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5 Nov 2005

Quote by mistress_sassy
, maybe with dinner beforehand,

ill have gravy on my chips and a tea cake please.
sry sassy cant do the 26th as ill be up in the lakes with a group from work. I hope all goes well.......give her a kiss from me.

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5 Nov 2005

i was wondering that myself, although im told by a friend who has seen one that they are made with hard wearing material that doesnt burn......bit like bouncy castles kinda stuff.
would be a giggle tho. id have some elastaplast on stand by.

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5 Nov 2005

alot of people have said im younger than they expected from my posts.
and no one has said 'oh your way more attractive in real life' yet lol.

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5 Nov 2005

i watched it so will keep my mouth shut
although im with phil jupitus on contesting the answer to question 1. ;)

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5 Nov 2005

im led to believe that you can eat as much as you like on a green day, but there may be a limit imposed of a maximum of a pint on a red day.
dont take my word for it tho.

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5 Nov 2005

if you had one of these.....

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4 Nov 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Where are all the male waiters?

im male and im waiting ;)

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4 Nov 2005

photos?
surely there were some voyeuristic cctv operators on duty? lol.

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4 Nov 2005

1. to make sure i get an easter egg asap as easter is coming up
2. not to forget valentines day as thats coming up
3. more wishes please.
smile

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4 Nov 2005

cazxx.....welcome to swinging heaven.
you may get more interest if you correct the spelling in your ad and signature.....just copy and paste this.....
Hi i am 42 5ft 5in i am not a model just an average house wife
i am size 13 to 14 and 38b. i love sex in cars, w/e men and lots of cum. my husband is ok with this so no problem there. if you think you can oil me up then email me with pictures of you face and cock i only reply to mail with pictures all others will be deleted. i am 100% genuine and waiting cazxx
that should see you on your way.

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4 Nov 2005

5,4,3,2,1.....LMU

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4 Nov 2005

i thought that was normal practise.
although i have seen a punch in the chops being a reply to such a touch.

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4 Nov 2005

welcome to sh.
sounds like you will fit in just fine.....if the jacket fits.....as they say.

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4 Nov 2005

Quote by debz4u
Phoenix you can go as long as you bring loads of tall w/e guys with you

reporting for duty!! biggrin

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4 Nov 2005

Quote by pingaling
small cock only

is that him?? or the men you want to meet?
if its me, then that rules me out sad

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4 Nov 2005

might see you out blue depending on your final location plans.
it seems im being dragged out sunday afternoon (usual sunday spot)

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4 Nov 2005

errrr actually i had no sound track at all as my car stereo kills the battery.
oh well.

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4 Nov 2005

judy you are once again a fountain of knowledge my dear.........but you have managed to confuse my ignorant norther brain (doesnt take much) on a friday afternoon.
i shall go for a drink to try and cure the situation.

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4 Nov 2005

LMU LMU LMU
1 minute and counting.......

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4 Nov 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Shame you are so far away Lancy - I was thinking of the lines of some total pleasure beginning with stripping you off slowly and restraining your arms before blindfolding you and abusing your body in the most delicious of ways.....

TAXI
*how much to leicester?

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4 Nov 2005

Quote by JudyTV
Max factor are giving free makeovers in Boots Chemist at the Trafford Centre this weekend, thats much more relaxing

group trip to the trafford centre anyone? lol.
judy......i think ill stay well clear of bell ringing...and any obvious related puns.

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4 Nov 2005

tall, sexy northern bloke (thats me, dont laugh) seeks something to fill up an empty sunday in the North West.
any suggestions gladly debated.
any couples/ single ladies clubbing on sunday? or will you all be at church repenting of your sins?
i am also in a funny mood and fancy playing out/ helping with someones fantasy (as long as it doesnt involve me climbing in through a window again lol).....so suggest away.

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4 Nov 2005

ahhhh stag......thats retro porn, thats different.....retro is cool.
was there a few too many afros? (above and below the belt)

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4 Nov 2005

Quote by westerross
Flippin' 'eck - one guy who lets slip he might not be looking fer sex and look at it - talk about flies around a jampot!! I'm not jealous at all.
I guess this might be the ultimate in reverse psychology - chuck one or two of the right ingredients - italian name, modest admissions about how easy it all is add the spice of adventure - then say that you would but you're only mildly interested and Bob's yer uncle. Good on ya mate - I admire your style.
This message is delivered to you without a hint of bitterness

*lancy gets on the phone to depol........Guisepi will do from now on.
its a fair post as you mention tune, but it did sound like the intelligent/ italian why to complain about getting no action on here. (thats twice ive been cynical today)
seems to have done the trick tho....fair play to you fella.

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4 Nov 2005

sounds like a dodgy excuse to attract the younger men to me lol.
but it early and im feeling cynical.

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4 Nov 2005

sorry to hear that helen.
although im sure concealed in there is an excuse not to meet me until well into the new year.
i was sooooo looking forward to it too sad

get well soon hunny xxx

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4 Nov 2005

quality mal, you beat me to it.
ill be in the pub tonight (unless i get a better offer), then a party tomorrow with fireworks......then looking at heading to a club on sunday i think.
all this on top of working both days mean that the weekend is just a continuation of the week for me.

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4 Nov 2005

Quote by Vix
You deserve a big snog.

ill hold you to that ;)
manolishi.....thats seriously funny.

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3 Nov 2005

ive been missing that picture of your arse in my life
wowzers!!!

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3 Nov 2005

Quote by jodman_176
You can get name change deed poll at all hours now lancy -

im just making it up as i go along......i chose steve cos it sounded close to what i fancied being lol.

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