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lavabubble
Over 90 days ago
Gay Female, 46
0 miles · South Yorkshire

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Quote by Freckledbird
I like matching :twisted:
FB now having a lovely daydream about being a 'pass the parcel' for Lavabubble, Kiss_Me and lots of lovely ladies

*knows that 1) it'll be the best thing she's ever found inside a pass the parcel and 2) she'll be bribing whoever is controlling the music :twisted: *
Quote by Sassy-Seren

penalty shoot outs wink

you and 11 others I could mention rolleyes
It was probably more like 11m sassy sad Still gutted, just want France to win it now, cos if it was my thing, Thierry Henry :twisted:
We haven't got any pets at the mo. I wish we did have some actually, the missus is always keen on getting a rat or mouse as its about the only pet she's never had and I just loved the picture of the one that is my avatar - how cute is s/he :smile2:
However, we like the freedom to gallavant, a lesson we learned from the responsibilities we had to our late goldfish, Posh and Becks redface
A bit like that HB, yeah. I think the phrase I would use is "hideously inappropriate".
Its like taking the wrapping off a present - just as long as it ain't pass the parcel :P
Matching is generally reserved for special occasions in our house :twisted:, generally cos we've lived together too long biggrin
Quote by HornyBunny
a Northern Ireland issue Bullet proof vest! smile would be fun going clubbing in full riot gear lol

"So, give us some clues about who you are going to be tonight HB...."
"Well Matthew, I was previously in the SAS, went on many and various secret missions and now I am a best selling author"
"Amazing, so, put us out of our misery........"
"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be.........Andy McNabb!!"
See, cos anything to do with any military conflict, especially a generation of war for a nation of people who in the majority desperately wanted to see an end to it and innocent people killed on both sides of the water is always something that would have inspired me for a fancy dress party....... rolleyes
God bless ebay :cry:
You are welcome love,
Please feel free to buy my forthcoming book, "Men might be from Mars, but Women are from somewhere you are unlikely to understand unless you are a lesbian, so just don't bother, OK??" biggrin
(joke btw - awaits flaming with tin hat on :P )
*frantically helps the missus pack boxes and puts estate agent's number in mobile* :twisted:
Quote by Kiss_Me
Maybe its the fact that we lost at the footy, people are trying to amuse themselves in other ways???!!!
(the problem being that they are still to pi**ed to read the AUP rolleyes )

Maybe that applies to me?... redface
Ahhh, but today it sounds like you're one of the "still too pi**ed/hungover to want a quick shag" brigade biggrin
(and you would have the sense to pm your number rather than leave it in the forum wink )
Maybe its the fact that we lost at the footy, people are trying to amuse themselves in other ways???!!!
(the problem being that they are still to pi**ed to read the AUP rolleyes )
Quote by Kiss_Me
I used to til my next door neighbour kept 'appearing'! rolleyes

Look, I told you, I moved house ages ago!!! :twisted: :rascal:
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
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I think all bi and gay women should try paying a gay bar a visit, you get to see some lovely sights :twisted:
Shaz x

I wish I knew where this gay bar was Shaz, the only sights I generally see when the lesbians are out in force are a massive queue for the bar and a sneer at the male stripper biggrin
Although I personally haven't cried about England losing the game, I did watch it and do feel for the players. Yes they are wealthy pampered men, but at the end of the day, whats inside them all is the same. They are just older versions of the boys who played in the street morning noon and night and only ever dreamed of putting on an England shirt.
Having recently followed my team to the Millennium Stadium and they won on a penalty shoot out I now have a better understanding of what its like on both sides of the coin, and this one really really sucks!!
Apologies for getting all emotional about the footy but I'd just like to say "Well Done Lads"
Quote by dambuster
To reduce the opportunity and occurrence of vanillas ................ copping a feel (at the very least)

Dammit :P (just joking btw)
Thanks guys, thats cleared that up, we're really looking forward to our first social and then our first munch, whenever we become eligible!!!
Have a relaxing time goose, I love Filey (great chippy on the front biggrin) and bring us a stick of rock to suck on :P
I do however think that Primrose Valley should be shoved off the edge and into the sea!
Being new here I just want to ask a question, the answer to which may seem glaringly obvious but I have to ask!!
In the definition of a 'munch' one of the conditions is seperate toilet facilities. Now, I am just wondering why this is, and please don't shoot me down for not knowing.
My assumptions, playing devils advocate, would be that there would possibly be 'activities' going on in there that would be unfit for non-swinging consumption or that the dress code for a munch is different to that of a social and again that it would not be appropriate to be dressed this way in front of the vanilla customers. Alternatively, is this genuinely just for privacy of the attendees??? If anyone could shed some light in this I would be grateful as me and the missus would like to start attending these events (and have our names down for a 'social' already) but aren't quite sure what to expect of a munch!
Out of two, I would keep them both for myself!! She has been in the sweaty grip of Mr Evans, and nothing could be more offputting than that (except if she'd shagged Mick Hucknall as well rolleyes )
People have tried sending me pics using that and it hasn't worked yet so not sure how reliable it is??
Tea roses or cala lilles for cut flowers, in terms of garden flowers it would have to be aquilegia or sweet peas.
(and if anyone wants to send me any at all (even a daisy chain), just pm and my address will be provided asap wink )
My ex decided to make a play for my new partner while we were in the process of splitting our shared house up. However, I knew her too well by this point so we decided to set her up, let her think that she was well in there. She was texting my new gf, not knowing that the messages she was getting back were all written by me and that I was loving every minute of winding her up!!
Anyway, she still has no idea to this day why nothing ever happened between her and my gf, and if they ever bump into each other she still asks her out for a drink or a coffee!
I don't know if she was worse than me cos she then proceeded to go out and get herself a new bird with the same name and birthday one day later than my new gf - stalkery or just downright creepy - you decide :shock: confused !!
Not that I have ever been in one being a lesbian but I am led to believe the Plastic Ivy sauna in Dewsbury is friendly and clean. Hope this helps and good luck !
Text message has gotta be the worst way, its so impersonal and distant, and it adds insult to injury if you ring someone straight after reading their text and they don't answer!! Cowards!!!
I just had to post this, apologies in advance.
A chat room was open tonight that was entitled ' Gay Bi Furious' and intentional or not, I was very amused and tempted to enter it. Do we think that an angry lesbian would be welcome though lol ???
Nah, she offered to but I didn't want anything for it, that's the kind of gal I am wink
Cake is disappearing fast, God Bless Swedish imports :smile2: !!!