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Over 90 days ago
Gay Female, 46
0 miles · South Yorkshire

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Quote by splendid33
Congrats on getting everything sorted, the awful thing is that this is when all the hard work starts!!
If you need any volunteers for bedroom decorating duties, I am sure that you will have a long list of willing volunteers :twisted:

get your bum over here... I have a stripper with your name on it.... (wallpaper variety) lol
Jesus woman, be fair, its hot enough as it is tonight without all these thoughts of strippers, paper or otherwise :twisted: !! I am thinking that some body painting is a distinct possibility too smile
Congrats on getting everything sorted, the awful thing is that this is when all the hard work starts!!
If you need any volunteers for bedroom decorating duties, I am sure that you will have a long list of willing volunteers :twisted:
I know how bloke feels cos we are a lesbian couple and in chat we come up as a blue and a pink although we get enough unwanted attention as we are the woman biggrin . I sent a support ticket in and they have said that when the new chat is launched that this will be taken care of so bring on the new chat already :P .
Until then, one of us had better dig out the lippy and the other one will have to start shopping at Burtons, not looking forward to flipping a coin for this one lol
Quote by robbie_rob
i think its like the sarah green crush when i was a kid lol

I used to fancy Pippy Schofield. How times have changed biggrin redface
Quote by mazandden
Is it Alastair Magowan?

Thats the one! ta hun, I wouldn't have been able to sleep until i remembered it!! xx
You are more than welcome, stuff like that drives me nuts till I find out. I prefer John Culshaw myself, find Magowan a bit smarmy for my liking, like on those Capital One adverts rolleyes
He is a grade A gimp generally but agree that he was quite entertaining and informed on QT - a real shock to the system!!!!
Quote by dambuster
I hate the word "fanny"...its just such a wishy-washy word . . .

Me too ! ! !
But HLB won't let me call it a cunt :shock:
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And 'gash' is even worse....... rolleyes
Quote by splendid33
to be a true lesbian you also need to have read.... The well of loneliness by radclyffe hall. if you get to the end without commiting suicide you get your lesbian wings.
I managed it when I was 17, could this make me the UK's Youngest Indoctrinated ??
if you tell me what kind of lesbian you want to be then I can tell you exactly how to perform that role.
butch lesbian
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Splendid, if you could tell us where to find them in large quantities, me and the missus would be eternally grateful :twisted:

I would advise anyone wishing to enter the Eternal Church of Dykedom to also purchase an starter pack which includes an Alex Parks wig, cat, Mooncup :shock: and Ellen DeGeneres t-shirt :P
just one cornetto............
give it to me....................
(cos I'm bloody boiling! :P )
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Now that new advert for Frosties is annoying!!!!!

They're gonna taste great - oh really!! And how embarrassed is that kid gonna be when his best man brings up that ad in his speech if someone can ever bring themselves to marry him redface
Pi - rate
Ladies who - wait
Live in Oz - mate
God give me strength!!
Quote by Kiss_Me
There's nothing like seeing some nice pussy in glasses.....

*No cats were harmed in the making of the joke*

How scary that someone else finds that funny....its my MSN pic and most people just don't get it!!
Mine certainly isn't showing the right ISP and IP so wouldn't be too worried KM!
Well done on reaching 1000 posts missus, ignore this lot, they are just jealous of your intellect, stunning good looks and razor wit...............
(p.s. I'm not generally this smarmy, I'm just angling for an invite to the prize giving :twisted: )
Perhaps a cheaper alternative would be a barge somewhere in the UK, Norfolk Broads or somewhere similar. Admittedly it lacks the glamour and sunshine of a proper cruise but the sentiment of the 'holidaymakers wink ' would be the same and you might get more takers. Either that or the private villa/cottage type packages would probably be more successful, if only on the basis of price.
Quote by couple_ne2000

Dress codes don't, or shouldn't, come into the equation - most munches have a casual dress code, ie pub wear - it's just certain people who push that to the absolute limit at times.

He..he If you are ever in Newcastle (and feeling brave) have a wander through the Bigg Market after 8pm...............then you will see pub wear being pushed to limits :shock: lol
Les x
I once saw a group of young 'ladies' flashing everyone who walked past Yates' in the middle of Newcastle, needless to say me and the missus averted our eyes and hurried past :twisted:
aww, hope your pond is better soon missus, must have been gutting about your fish :therethere:
Best not to let any of these shower have a dip in it anyway though, you don't want to scare the water boatmen :shock: wink
lol cheeky devil jock - flattery in this case, will probably get you nowhere, but 10/10 for effort!
Quote by s_wing843
can I come and bath on your patio then plz sarah

Now that's got to be more exciting than sunbathing :twisted: biggrin
Aloha and welcome jock, have some fun here, the people are ace :thumbup:
Quote by Freckledbird
FB wonders if Tune's screen would spare her blushes?

No, but it would display them with crystal clear clarity :twisted:
And after this lovely storm, you have to go and turn the heat up again :happy:
You go for it missus, I'm imagining something along the lines of Animal from the Muppets at the moment if you drank a lot :P
Quote by Kiss_Me
Hey... I think this is my first hijack! :happy:

Congrats :P
(did I just hear a drumroll and cymbal after that lame gag confused: )