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Over 90 days ago
Gay Female, 46
0 miles · South Yorkshire

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This is what happens if you go down the local supermarket looking all foxy. Allegedly!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/stories/story-10993.html
Quote by H-x
Tiesto's Adagio for strings always gets me going
Shiny happy people - rem
hootie and the blowfish - hold my hand
Pendulum - slam
OOOoo I could go on......and on........and on
H.x

I always thought it was only me that had heard of Hootie and the Blowfish - I absolutely love that song!!
Also loving
Candi Staton - Young Heats Run Free
TinTinOut - Strings for Yasmin
New Order - Krafty
The Smiths - There is a Light That Never Goes Out
James - Sometimes
And pretty much any of the stompers released by Embrace!
Quote by sheddy
Anything by Oasis (of course) but my fave put a smile on my face turn it up load ones are, acquiesce and step out........ to really apriciate their music you need to hear it live as it takes on a whole differant sound and they fire these 2 songs out every time .

Have you ever heard 'Listen Up' ??? I think it should have been released as a single. Its a simple song with not a lot to it but the lyrics are ace.
Quote by goose35

Ther u go Meet Max bit blurry but he won't sit still lol

I want that one!!! :rose: :inlove:
Its already doing its worst in Yorskshire, never has thunder sounded so good and sheet rain looked so inviting biggrin
Whilst I am sure this is not true, I would be willing to give them a frank and honest assessment, just for your own peace of mind of course :twisted:
I fasten mine behind me as I remember seeing a programme when I was bout 14/15 which said that as there is no muscle in breasts, it was only the muscles underneath that offered support. Apparently by fastening your bra at the front and spinning it round you can weaken the muscles under your breasts and make them saggy :shock: !!
Now I don't know whether or not there is any truth to this, but I've been doing it my way for 12 years, had no complaints wink and therefore have no intent of changing method.
(also I would love a go at the one handed bra thing, sure I could challenge that world record :twisted: )
Quote by sheddy
Well according to my screen here it's 500,226

Yep and thats excactly over 500,000 members lol
what gets me is it was well below 500,000 this morning thats over 200 in less than 24 hours where the fook are they all coming from is there anyone left who isn't a member :lol:
I don't know, but I can think of a few people I hope have't joined wink
Good for you goose, they are the greatest companions and I would love a dog if it were practical.
(on a slightly less exciting note, me and the missus bought a hamster today and called him Paddy and he is just lovely biggrin0
I love the programme cos I'm a game/quiz show freak and I think it has resurrected old Edmonds, but does the programme have to be so long?? Its the only thing that lets it down I think, and would be better and a bit more exciting if there were less breaks and perhaps two contestants per show??
And, how likely is it that anyone is going to persevere and gamble enough to win the £250k?? Its like millionaire really, the idea is nice but its either going to be really rare or not happen at all.
(And yes, that drawing thing on his hand is a load of crap lol )
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Well, without looking like an escapee from "prisoner cell block H"

You leave Bea and Lizzie outta this or I'll have to do you in the laundry wink
Looking at the Member Stats, SH is not far off having 500,000 members :thumbup:
That would mean that if the UK has a population of about 60m, that would mean that one in every 120 people was registered to SH :crazy:
My question is then, who is gonna try and book the Millennium Stadium for the Commemorative Munch biggrin ???
Both, stay up obscenely late and then get up early the next morning. I'm busy making use of my youthful energies before they run out!!
If the candle can be double ended then why can't everything else :twisted: :P
Cooking?? Tonight?? Not in our house, just battenburg and crisps for me rolleyes
Well done silverblu and everyone else on SH who ran/walked/staggered it!!
I always think that "Did you hear me?" is a silly question cos if I had, I would have answered the first time surely!!
I also love the question at the end of the calls from the bank trying to sell me something else I don't need - "Is there anything else I can help you with today?" and the answer should be "Yes, don't bloody call again just as I get in the bath/sit down to tea/am up a ladder cleaning the windows/ or am having a lie in you buggers!!" evil
But i usually just say "No"............... redface :cry:
I love reading autobiographies and all things crafty like cardmaking, cross stitch, flower arranging and cake decorating (and no, I'm not joking big lezzer that I am redface )
VH2 on which, allegedly, "The next song will be great" - if anything on there can trounce Californication which is on now, bring it on biggrin
I have two and they are both horrendous (archaic etc and no, I'm not gonna tell you all :shocksmile , the only thing that stops me changing them is that they are inherited names and I just can't bear to do it. My brother got the same treatment as me and I'm just glad that both of us left Catholic schooling before confirmation otherwise we would both have had 4 names, which is a tad excessive!
I think that bi in this environment is probably defined/perceived differently to the mainstream concept of full time bisexuality. I would imagine that it wouldn't confuse too many people if someone's profile stated 'bi female' on here as this relates (in the main) to the person's attitude to sex with someone of the same gender rather than a serious them.
(If any of that makes sense :shock: )
Quote by Kiss_Me
rotflmao
I love this thread! So much good advice! Since telling people about our holiday we have been inundated with offers from so many special men with great profiles.
Although my gf and I say we aren't looking for men - everyone knows that no women can really resist an old married guy, who can't spell, can't read, is unable to string a decent sentence together and sends lots of pictures of his fat gut and wonky c*ck. biggrin
Lesbian is of course our secret code for 'We Want Cock & Will Be Eternally Grateful' so I suggest that you do a search and you are bound to have some luck!
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OMG - that is sooo true - they always told us it was just a phase, and how right they were eh!!
Me and the missus were thinking about chaging our ad title to "You were right guys. All we needed was a good hard f**k with a man after all!!". Decision made I think, off to dig me skirt and lippy out cos no-one really likes wearing these dungarees and Doc Martens. After all, no man is gonna want us dressed like that.....
:grin:
Mazzelinda Sparkles-West biggrin
(or what I call my big chested mate Rachel, Titti Fahlol sillyhwoar: !)
Glad to hear your good news and again mucho applause for going to the docs asap to get it sorted biggrin
You know its not right when a CD messages you asking you to do him with your strap on to help him become more submissive and girly :crazy: - you might like wearing ladies clothes but surely that doesn't have any effect on your eyesight to prevent you reading our profile!!
Anyway, I think he was to femme for us, we like em more rough and tumble :grin:
Quote by Dollyminx
Don't forget your Kiss_Me quick hat

I would have thought that Kiss_Me nice and slow would have been much nicer :twisted:
Have a good one missus, what are we going to do without you dunno
Quote by markz
was you the only woman in the shop then rolleyes

"Smooth operator, he's a smooooooth operator!!" lol
well if you can manage to keep it going mike, even I might want to see that video biggrin
I think maybe a bit of sparkle might help, maybe some glitter spray and afro-wig style rainbow coloured pubic hair might be a good look - Disco Dick wink