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lavabubble
Over 90 days ago
Gay Female, 46
0 miles · South Yorkshire

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Ebay is the best, like a giant, indoor, 24hr car boot sale!!
My most prized purchases so far are my retro Super Nintendo and my Newman and Baddiel History Today video!!
(sad but true :shock: lol )
Welcome back missus, glad you had a good time, did all the boxes magically unpack themselves whilst you were away biggrin
Quote by Silk and Big G
Its when they are using your PC to scan your mind .......................

But what if you aren't using Microsoft stuff, how does it work then lol ??
The look on the woman's face, she looks like she's dying to pee herself laughing!!
I wonder if there is a Guinness World Record for World's Loudest Orgasm :eeek:
Can we have an invite too please?? Will be nice to have something to look forward to apart from being totally broke after Christmas lol !!
Well me and the missus would just like to say thank you to everyone for being so friendly, welcoming and slightly insane!!!
We had a great night and it was nice to get tomeet people and talk about all manner of things and witness the nipple biting, involuntary waxing and bringing down of the national grid that was going on!! I think the walking bus was a great success, apart from when it came to getting the bloody stuff off :giveup:
I can confirm that the biatch was spotted alive and well this morning, if not a bit red in a certain place and that no swingers were harmed (or found dead :shock: ) despite someone who shall remain nameless making the hotel bar a lot more lively whip
We both hope to see you all again soon, at the next Steelworkers Reunion :grin:
Mrs and Mrs Lavabubble x
Just take the plug off the pc, you'll be amazed how long it will take for you to get round to putting it back on biggrin
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Were nearly there!
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Shaz xx

Well, ahem......................think we'd better leave the dominoes at home then if its looking like a Shaz-fuelled par-tay :beer: :giggle:
Quote by earthchild
whats this keeping fit then?
never heard of it
Earthy xx

Me either - once walked to the pub if that counts??? wink
Quote by ToshUK
Tsk, haven't any of you realised it's just the male clitoris?

No wonder (some) men have such a job finding a woman's clitoris if the male ones are so........so........erm..................noticeable :scared:
Quote by 295466
Hopefully they may understand that its in their long term interest to open themselves up.
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More than anything else said in this entire thread this is the most ridiculous comment possibly in the history of SH!!
This is a place where women can freely share their fantasies, generally with real people at meets, in the stories sections, in the chatrooms or by pm if they choose but the crux of swinging is choice, and women have a choice as to who they tell and what they tell them. This may seem like a double standard but if a woman had started this thread it would seem less of a try at getting some w**king material but I suspect it would have still been as unsuccessful at getting women to essentially 'talk dirty' in an open forum. The PM's you may have received have been exactly that - private, and indicate that no-one was willing to bear their soul in the thread, whether or not it would be in their 'long term interest' rolleyes
(And before anyone plays the lesbian card, you can get knotted. I am a woman first and lesbian second, I would think kiss_me was right whether or not I was gay)
Have a good one Sheddy!!!
Just one question, seeing as HRH Lizzie gets two birthdays, does this make you a Queen too :grin: ????
Quote by Kiss_Me
spitting stamper
:smug: :happy: :smug:

Hate to rain on this parade hon but did you use quotes as googling spitting stamper without them brings up 12,000 result???? If so, its not a googlewhack!
(p.s. I have been looking for one for ages and not found one :cry: )
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also im fed up with being told i have no place in the bbw room unless you are over a size 22 or something. im actually bi so can i not be in there as a admiror of bbw in my own right????

There is an anti-thin feeling about the bbw room, whether thats suggestive of some people's actual attitudes in real life or just some way of protecting against the abusive idiots that seem to pass through the room from time to time is hard to tell. I am bbw and into bbw but don't have any issues with women's size end of story, the partner I had before the beloved was about a size 10 after a big dinner wink I would rather know who someone is rather than what size clothes they wear and make my decisions about them based on that any day of the week!
Quote by foxyandbeasty
I'm a customer service manager for a very very large company, and I make sure everyone of my team give out the most friendly, positive, personal customer service possible.
I expect the same in return from other companies!

Me too!
I recently paid for a couple to be picked up in a bentley to take them from manchester to glasgow... because they're flight was now coming back into manchester instead of glasgow as originally supposed to but the flight operator changed it!!!!!
I hope they dont complain now!!!!!
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Bloody 'ell, I know where to book my hols from now on then!!
The customer should always be made to feel as if they have been heard, even if they aren't always right cos that seems to be the bigger issue with the people I deal with. Its not so much that things are totally wrong, they just want someone to actually listen to their complaints and most of the issues seem to resolved there and then. What a lot of people (especially in supermarkets) don't seem to realise that your ears stop working when your lips are moving lol
p.s. I hope the shop you are boycotting is Tesco. I'm about to do the same myself thanks to having to go to customer services just about everytime I go in the bloody place mad
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I've just googled 'walking bus' lol :lol:
Suprised by the 'stuff' you need :twisted:

Was there a link that required drunk swingers, a main road and lots of cries of "All aboard!!" :twisted: :lol:
(I thought it was a good idea, helping the environment and all that jazz :boo: wink )
((((kiss_me))))
Hope you are ok missus and that things are getting sorted for you, its such a mean and twisted thing to do to anyone, and I suppose that the majority of nice people on here sometimes make you forget that there are some grade A oddballs out there!
Don't let them scare you too much honey, its highly unlikely that they know your exact location and as has already been said, the relevant authorities are not far away if anything happens. Hope everything possible is being done to prevent any further stress for you.
Come back to us Ms Bandersnatch, things just wouldn't be the same without you x x
I have really enjoyed reading the well worded, honest and amusing replies to this thread, I apologise for not finding the previous thread but it was ungodly-o'clock and I just wanted to get my thoughts off my chest redface .
I sometimes feel that I trade socially and romantically on the back of my personality alone, but then that isn't necessarily a problem cos if I haven't got the looks/figure to start with a partner can't be disappointed cos they can't start to fade if they're not there in the first place wink
Certainly when I am attracted to someone its usually someone who makes me laugh till I cry or can hold a conversation till the early hours of the morning irrespective of whether they are a size 10, 20 or 30. With regards to the swinging scene I don't know how or if that would change. I know that the people I have met in the BBW chat room have generally met other BBW couples that frequent the room or advertise, and there doesn't seem to be a lot of them meeting non-BBW couples for some reason. Maybe its a confidence issue, an attraction issue or something else???
Anyway, thats enough of my drivel for now on the topic methinks, I'm off to contemplate the sheer horror of a Lorraine Kelly appreciation society, mind you, if there was a Fearne Britton one......... :grin:
I just wondered what people's general attitude was to the bigger boned folks being into the swinging scene??
Although me and the missus, both bbw, are very new to this, it appears that it does not seem to be the big issue that we thought it might be. Fair enough bbw are not to everyone's taste but from some of the conversations I've had in chat and the general attitude of the more established forum members etc I (me being the bigger of us, ssbbw to be precide I have recently foiund out biggrin ) feel more and more comfortable and happy that we could well have a place in the swinging scene.
If this isn't a fair assessment of the situation please feel free to correct me, but the swinging scene seems to be a good place for bigger people to exist as sexual beings as there is a lot more honesty about what people want. Profiles and ads will state expressly whether or not bbw are welcome if that is an issue for the advertiser and that sort of profile is a welcome read so that we know where we stand and whether or not it is worth answering an ad etc..
The one thing that always deterred us in the past from looking into the swinging scene was the thought that we were too big to be attractive to anyone other than each other so we would be wasting our time. The thing that shocked us most, discounting obviously the idiot comments that you get fat or thin, black or white, straight or gay, is the number of bbw's on the site. We just have to get round to meeting some of them now :twisted: !
The other part of this is how the larger male is affected by the attitudes towards them, does not having the body of an athena (male) model affect confidence and meet success rate??
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Missy........i've been there........but with Jostien Gardners.......Sophies World..........however hard i try i just cant get through the first few pages...........
i'll give a brief history a try one day........but i'm still struggling with bill brysons short history of time.......its just not good bedtime reading at the end of the day..............give me alexander mccall and time.......... lol

I have managed just over halfway twice, the second time with a notebook ala study note style scribblings and still never finished it!!!
I would love to have dinner with Stephen Fry and David Baddiel, two people who I think would be entertaining, witty, funny and ultimately (behind their public personas) very sincere and intelligent people.
Other than that, Missy Elliott and Claire Balding could come round for some light refreshment anytime :twisted:
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I always complain (politely!) if the food or service is poor, especially considering simple bar meals are rising to over £10... I don't expect cold food, smash and shoe leather. If the bar or restaurant can't handle a simple meal for 2 or a larger party they need to sort it out! We eat out at a few great places but invariably I find most restaurant and bar food very disappointing.
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The funny thing about this sort of thing is that when we decide to go out for a pub luch at work, we generally go to Walkabout, the Aussie theme bar. They have a £3 menu for officey folks like us offering various baguettes and chips, jacket spuds and other odds and sods that would suffice as lunctime fayre.
Now they take the orders, serve the food and enquire re:sauces etc without batting an eyelid. They check half way through your meal and then again at the end that everything is satisfactory and are usually very efficient at clearing the tables. The food is 99.9% faultless and although it is simple stuff, thats sometimes the hardest to get right day in day out!
I just find it amazing that a pub where your food and a drink costs less than £5 and is good food served well is streets in front of a lot of the hotels/restaurants and other significantly pricier eateries I have been to.
(and I am also one for eat first complain later due to the thought of unwanted additives into the food :cry: )
Hi cassiek and welcome, remember, thick skin isn't mandatory but it does help biggrin
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12 sleeps to go biggrin :D :D
And were not walking, we have a lift, thats if them that offered are still available to give us a lift lol
Shaz x

Well we're hoping the only walking we'll be doing is from the hotel but unsure on how to get back there after a couple of slurps :shock: and need to PM Sarah as to how to get to the venue confused
We could have a 'walking bus' or depending on the slurping, a taxi might be called for wink