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leprechaun
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 57
0 miles · Greater Manchester
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Sex God
call it mrsgenhertscpl she is a runt
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Sex God
well come to the little green whore on tour and i will show u loads of gen people
and teach u a few of my chat up lines and if u really good i'll show u how to with ur granny
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and teach u a few of my chat up lines and if u really good i'll show u how to with ur granny
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Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
Here's who might possibly be coming for social drinkies with me on the 31st..... a small select gaggle of SHers indeed
JudyTV
Little Gem
MikeNorth
Mistress Sassy
Parrot
EasyMark
Lambchop
Anyone else fancy it?
I'll send details of where to meet by PM at the weekend (probably Sunday)
shers is this short for shysters
ps is this a hijack or a genuine question
Sex God
m8 think i know where your coming from don't take it so personal other wise will rip u a part my son yes there will b those who will use a meet with u and ur otherhalf as a way into her knickers(if she wearing any) but u know from your parties that plenty of people like u for u including myself and i can name plenty more
i can't skip work on wednesday etc i know i'm giving excussses to but guess how many times i have felt the same well u will run out of fingers and toes
big man hug from the little fella
i can't skip work on wednesday etc i know i'm giving excussses to but guess how many times i have felt the same well u will run out of fingers and toes
big man hug from the little fella
Sex God
i would like to wish all my celtic cousin congrats on winning the grand slam
Sex God
sure good man urself u stood and offered the hand of apolagy and i'm a bigger man than the name says and takes ur hand
only off it because i'm customising my car m8 and need the dollars
only off it because i'm customising my car m8 and need the dollars
Sex God
Quote by jameswestlondon
The best answer is 'Yes, why not, lets celebrate our identity;
The worst answer is the far too common one 'Why should we celebrate the Scots Welsh and Irish days and not ours they're bloody taking over the place, cant put a Georges cross up without being called racist its a disgrace' etc etc ad nauseam
Why not just be quietly proud that England is such a wonderfully tolerant and cosmopolitan place that so many diverse cultures and nations want to live here? That, to me, is patriotism in the truest sense of the word.
now we is hearing some feckin sense
feck yes as irish i'm very proud of all things irish we have a brilliant diverse culture that is enjoyed the world over
political correctness in this country has gone mad
but one thing i have noted is instead of extoling the best of english and i'm man enough even thou irish to say that there is plenty to b shouted about
to many would rather look arround at others and attack there celibration
this country is a far better thing for it's multicultural make up there is place for all
plz find the best of englishness rap it in the english flag market it with positive pride arround the world and watch the response
Sex God
Quote by Sarah1448
You mean you are sober and going to stay sober :shock:
have only been drunk once since the 15th jan so sober it is and sober it will be for me
Sex God
showing ur age there smokin ak47 sure the armourlite is the modern weapon
but then again only weapon i use is the purple headed wand and the hairy sack of magic
no drink for me today going to watch rugby and then work 2nite but thanks for the offer
but then again only weapon i use is the purple headed wand and the hairy sack of magic
no drink for me today going to watch rugby and then work 2nite but thanks for the offer
Sex God
HIJACKING OR WHAT
now this is hijacking in its most staight (if anything in here can b straight) 4ward way lolgood on u this is now open for offers for st pats in 2006
well i may as well try
now this is hijacking in its most staight (if anything in here can b straight) 4ward way lolgood on u this is now open for offers for st pats in 2006
well i may as well try
Sex God
why can't women piss straight 1st thing in the morning
have u ever tried to peel a cold toast apart
told u it was cheesy pmsl no 1 can say they weren't told
have u ever tried to peel a cold toast apart
told u it was cheesy pmsl no 1 can say they weren't told
Sex God
can u 2 pair of feckers go set up ur own thread hijacking a quality thread
know where ur coming from all i say call me what u want but not to earlyin the morning
know where ur coming from all i say call me what u want but not to earlyin the morning
Sex God
to be sure to be sure
what other way would sh towers very own leprechaun talk in but his very own irish brogg
what other way would sh towers very own leprechaun talk in but his very own irish brogg
Sex God
good pmsl was feckin fantastic and as for the we lass didn't she find she had a lot of irish in her
Sex God
is to kick seven shade of bjesus out of the next whore who asks me what my fantise is
to have a gang bang with all the cheerleaders at the superbowl inbetween each quarter
to have a gang bang with all the cheerleaders at the superbowl inbetween each quarter
Sex God
Quote by Lil_Bunny
I'm shocked that you took your boots off and wore shoes!
jesus lil bunny nothing get past your self how the devil are u up there in durham
Sex God
Quote by JudyTV
ok virgin may be stretching the truth a little
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Yeah, yeah and Im as straight as a ruler right 
: : : : : : Judy
well if u were a ruler could draw some nice bend(ER)s judy u is a olde queen and as for u satin u slut will send local hellsangels round lol
Sex God
Quote by HungryPbrilliant account oh shite i forgot to check my bank account she could have had the account details of my card and plundered it
Brilliant account, & its good to know that scousers have a worse reputation than Geordies for nicking gear. Now Teesiders.....................
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
Here is a very nice photo from the first (and only) game!
And Lep said Blue didn't have a good BJ technique.... photographic evidence to differ lol
Ooooh, nice pic.... at least it doesn't show my bald patch too badly
Methinks Lep was just looking for a reason to punish me :rude:
yes but u is only a head nibbler note the hand possition soft girl bloody veggie me thinks
EAT YOUR MEAT
Sex God
well as some of you will have read that the little green whore went out on tour yesterday it beening saint patricks day and all things irish been enjoyed
well as some will know i placed a little add in the lmu section and all my lovely friends kept it up top not with offers but hijackin the feckin thread
well all was not in vain sure a lovely redheaded girl did make a quiet chase for the leprechaun and sure me being playfull sure i pretended to trip and let her catch the little fella and an enjoyable evening out was had
well as we left a country pub would i dance a jig with her and me being bold did ask did she want to get jiggy with me (how are u willy smith a long time since we chilled out)
well she smiled and and nodded her head my way and we did dance a fine jig together
now at this point i have disclose that the young filly who was from the region known as merseyside yes u have it she was a scouser and if she hadn't any irish in her she was sure up for some
well we rolled this way and that way up and down in and out and sure as fine a filly as the little green whore had ever had the pleasure of saddling
well i had often heard things said about scousers and there likeness to maggie pies (thieving little feckers)
well all was going swimming until after the little fella was spent and was removing himself with jacket and low and behold didn't she try and steal the comdom off the little fella clamped her fanny round it
for feck sake what has the world come to when they would steal a used johny of the little fellas micky well good on the lass she seen the error of her ways and let me and me comdom go ( though i did check me pockets as i left and tied a double knot in me shoe laces)
well i have to add that a good time was had by all and sure both herself ame meslf have had a spring in the olde step all day
this is writen with all guilty parties knowing and agreeing to this peice being writen
well as some will know i placed a little add in the lmu section and all my lovely friends kept it up top not with offers but hijackin the feckin thread
well all was not in vain sure a lovely redheaded girl did make a quiet chase for the leprechaun and
sure me being playfull sure i pretended to trip and let her catch the little fella and an enjoyable evening out was had well as we left a country pub would i dance a jig with her and me being bold
did ask did she want to get jiggy with me (how are u willy smith a long time since we chilled out) well she smiled and
and nodded her head my way and we did dance a fine jig together now at this point i have disclose that the young filly who was from the region known as merseyside yes u have it she was a scouser and if she hadn't any irish in her she was sure up for some
well we rolled this way and that way up and down in and out and sure as fine a filly as the little green whore had ever had the pleasure of saddling
well i had often heard things said about scousers and there likeness to maggie pies (thieving little feckers)
well all was going swimming until after the little fella was spent and was removing himself with jacket and low and behold didn't she try and steal the comdom off the little fella clamped her fanny round it
for feck sake what has the world come to when they would steal a used johny of the little fellas micky well good on the lass she seen the error of her ways and let me and me comdom go ( though i did check me pockets as i left and tied a double knot in me shoe laces)
well i have to add that a good time was had by all and sure both herself ame meslf have had a spring in the olde step all day
this is writen with all guilty parties knowing and agreeing to this peice being writen
Sex God
yes the leprechaun got some good olde fashion dancing done last nite see cafe for more
Sex God
this was my saint pats day get laid thread and all u lot is upto is sortin to feck each other
well heres to peace and good will to all u feckers
well heres to peace and good will to all u feckers
Sex God
well the craic hasd been good
i've been barred from one pub
and only had 2 pint s lol it's only st pats day but5 i like it
i've been barred from one pub
and only had 2 pint s lol it's only st pats day but5 i like it
