Quote by Joewally
Sara, what one ? or erm? is it the one im barred from lol
joe we will hold a seconds silence then forget about you as we party
Sex God
joe we will hold a seconds silence then forget about you as we party
Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
leprechaun
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 56
0 miles · Greater Manchester
Forum
joe we will hold a seconds silence then forget about you as we party
Sex God
and not 1 feckin mention of my pics or any asks for me to come do pics of other pussies lol
oh well lol
ps clyde is a lovely pussy
oh well lol
ps clyde is a lovely pussy
Sex God
Quote by Crashnnix
you missed one -
It is mandatory if ever dragged out shopping with a woman to never enter clothes shops and appear remotely interested, in fact you must stand outside at least 70% of shops playing with your mobile while eyeing up passing fillys. Exceptions are underwear shopping, DIY stores, Electrical Stores and Ann Summers
very good point mate but real men would tell said female to
'go have your shite
me is off down the pub with the lads to watch the paint on the ladies toilet door dry'
Sex God
Quote by varca
You are not a man unless you follow these rules
10. Women who claim they love to watch sport are treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers
11. Friends dont let friends wear Speedos EVER
Hmmm, I can drink you under the table :giggle:
And I have seen your red 'almost speedos' :lol2: Are you missing a pair of red jockeys by the way? I just found some in my undie cupboard :grin:
they could be lol
:moon:i don't wear red speedos my trunks are non branded black
Sex God
-You are not a man unless you follow these rules
1. Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
2. It is acceptable for a man to cry if; a heroic dog dies to save its master, someone has just scrached your car, she is using her teeth.
3. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail out a friend in jail within 12 hours
4. If you have known a man for more than 24 hours his sister is off limits for ever - unless you plan to marry her
5. On a road journey, the strongest bladder dictates the pit stops, not the weakest
6. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man
7. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a friends fridge is strictly forbidden
8. Unless you are in prision, never fight naked
9. If a mans fly is open, thats his proble, you didnt see anything
10. Women who claim they love to watch sport are treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers
11. Friends dont let friends wear Speedos EVER
12. You may only drink a fruity alcopop only when; your on a sunny tropical beach........and its delivered by a topless supermodel.......and its free
13. Never hesitate to take the last slice of pizza or the last beer; but never both
14. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she is withholding sex pending your response.
15. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up is you have too.
16. The morning after you and a girl was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken sex, the fact that your feeling weird and guilty is no reason to nail her again before the
discussion about what a big mistake it was
17. Never talk to another man in a public toilet, a simple nod is the only conversation required.
18. There is no reason for guys to watch mens ice skating or mens gymnastics
19. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50% without recrimination
20. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who is running late is five minutes.
For a girl, you are required to wait ten minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1 - 10 babe scale.
21. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe that your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal and moral duty.
Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it.
22. The universal compensation for friends who help you move house is beer.
23. Berfore dating a buddys ex, you are required to seek his permission, and he in return must grant it
24. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella
25. Never, ever slap another man
26. you must chastises any female who bitches about this post by telling her to'shut up you furry under armed, commie, lezzer'
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
1. Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
2. It is acceptable for a man to cry if; a heroic dog dies to save its master, someone has just scrached your car, she is using her teeth.
3. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail out a friend in jail within 12 hours
4. If you have known a man for more than 24 hours his sister is off limits for ever - unless you plan to marry her
5. On a road journey, the strongest bladder dictates the pit stops, not the weakest
6. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man
7. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a friends fridge is strictly forbidden
8. Unless you are in prision, never fight naked
9. If a mans fly is open, thats his proble, you didnt see anything
10. Women who claim they love to watch sport are treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers
11. Friends dont let friends wear Speedos EVER
12. You may only drink a fruity alcopop only when; your on a sunny tropical beach........and its delivered by a topless supermodel.......and its free
13. Never hesitate to take the last slice of pizza or the last beer; but never both
14. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she is withholding sex pending your response.
15. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up is you have too.
16. The morning after you and a girl was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken sex, the fact that your feeling weird and guilty is no reason to nail her again before the
discussion about what a big mistake it was
17. Never talk to another man in a public toilet, a simple nod is the only conversation required.
18. There is no reason for guys to watch mens ice skating or mens gymnastics
19. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50% without recrimination
20. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who is running late is five minutes.
For a girl, you are required to wait ten minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1 - 10 babe scale.
21. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe that your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal and moral duty.
Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it.
22. The universal compensation for friends who help you move house is beer.
23. Berfore dating a buddys ex, you are required to seek his permission, and he in return must grant it
24. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella
25. Never, ever slap another man
26. you must chastises any female who bitches about this post by telling her to'shut up you furry under armed, commie, lezzer'
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by varca
:twisted: i'm a well known mojo finder give us a shout if you need any help lol:twisted:
Oii feck off you she's mine :giggle:
:twisted: she is looking for her mojo not a midget gem:twisted::twisted:
Sex God
:twisted: i'm a well known mojo finder give us a shout if you need any help lol:twisted:
Sex God
well if you think i'm 4ft nothing then i'm sorry i've deceived you lol
other than that what you get here is the same in real life i'm multi levelled and faceted
i can be an ass a wit and some 1 who can hand out a dose of common sense i can show empathy and accept others are different to me
as i often quote i'm 'me myself and i' i have my own way of doing things and can back them up with some logic or reason
i don't take myself to serious and will be the 1st to take the piss out of not only myself but all around me (saying that i reserve this for those i like) this is not to be confused with me putting idiots to the sword though they normally do a good job of it themselves
unfortunately i have seen to many posts on these sites bring out the true nature and face of people
other than that what you get here is the same in real life i'm multi levelled and faceted
i can be an ass a wit and some 1 who can hand out a dose of common sense i can show empathy and accept others are different to me
as i often quote i'm 'me myself and i' i have my own way of doing things and can back them up with some logic or reason
i don't take myself to serious and will be the 1st to take the piss out of not only myself but all around me (saying that i reserve this for those i like) this is not to be confused with me putting idiots to the sword though they normally do a good job of it themselves
unfortunately i have seen to many posts on these sites bring out the true nature and face of people
Sex God
if verification does come in I have no wish to take part in the popularity competition that can be scud by elegances
those who know me know what I am about those who don't take some time to get to know me
I'm me, myself and I
enough said
those who know me know what I am about those who don't take some time to get to know me
I'm me, myself and I
enough said
Sex God
another day where the bastards didn't grind me down
here's to tomorrow and all it will bring
here's to tomorrow and all it will bring
Sex God
very valid point about the grass snake Pete they have there place in this world 2 picking on the poor old frogs but they are known to stand out by there sometime nasty odour
Sex God
happy birfday m8 hope it was a good 1 and hope calista gave you lots of nice prezzies
Sex God
why thank you one and all for your kind words and thank you varca for posting such distressing news to the masses lol
Sex God
Quote by varca
Thanks for a great night KateLovely to see everyone again and to meet some new faces too
I've just arrived home, am shattered and am thinking I will be having a very early night!
you showing your age lol
Sex God
just like to say thanks for a great nite out i know i was late arriving
like wise it was brill meeting old friends and making some new friends and look 4ward to chatting to you all again soon
like wise it was brill meeting old friends and making some new friends and look 4ward to chatting to you all again soon
Sex God
just a big thank you to all new and old i got to meet on saturday and a big thank you to easy and fluffykins for sorting a cool event and venue
Sex God
Quote by mistress_sassy
are leprechauns allowed
Only if they behave!
i'll behave fluffykins
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sex God
Quote by kazswallows
Sassy, my chief of security and Lep her helpful sub
since when did a sub use a master as a tray for to place his drink on rofl :rotflmao: Since she gave you permission to do so :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
lol when u seen me do that infact when u known me to behave lol
fluffykins is all bluff and thunder even when she did whack me for sending newbies to look for 'fluffykins' would have knocked snow off a rope
Sex God
well what can i say cracking nite and pre munch drinks
far to many people to name names u all know who u are great bunch of people
will give special shout out to wideboy bi_fem was brill just to sit and chat with out all the hype
since when did a sub use a master as a tray for to place his drink on rofl :rotflmao:
fluffykins is as dom with me as in a domino's pizza
far to many people to name names u all know who u are great bunch of people
will give special shout out to wideboy bi_fem was brill just to sit and chat with out all the hype
Quote by kazswallows
Sassy, my chief of security and Lep her helpful sub
since when did a sub use a master as a tray for to place his drink on rofl :rotflmao: fluffykins is as dom with me as in a domino's pizza
Sex God
Quote by Abilene
Am I still on the list? Don't know if my date for the night has confirmed us.
Oh and Kaz I may still take you up on the dress so can you bring it with you still? Not sure what hotel we are staying in though ... whichever one Leprechaun has seen fit to hide me in. lol.
yes you have been confirmed and you are in the main hotel
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
wasnt far behind you then Earthy
six inch nails and some blue tack should do the job darkfire
Sex God
well to be honest when naked i feel more at ease
i do hide when wearing clothes in respect of what i wear to creat images
what u see when naked is the real me i can't hide and i find that the type of people who are comfy with me and thus i can relax more
i do hide when wearing clothes in respect of what i wear to creat images
what u see when naked is the real me i can't hide and i find that the type of people who are comfy with me and thus i can relax more
