mine is ann innie
big question here why is the fluff in ur belly button always blue
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leprechaun
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 57
0 miles · Greater Manchester
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Sex God
nice 1 babe how r things noth of the border
Little Johnny
>
>A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a
>sentence. Molly said. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and
>we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."
>
>The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
>fascinate". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Statue
>of
>Liberty and I was "fascinated". The teacher said, "Well, that was good,
>Sally, but I want the word 'fascinate.'"
>
>Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Little Johnny
>was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way
>he could damage the word 'fascinate,' so she called on him. Little Johnny
>said, " My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so
>f**king big, she can only fasten eight."
Little Johnny
>
>A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a
>sentence. Molly said. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and
>we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."
>
>The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
>fascinate". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Statue
>of
>Liberty and I was "fascinated". The teacher said, "Well, that was good,
>Sally, but I want the word 'fascinate.'"
>
>Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Little Johnny
>was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way
>he could damage the word 'fascinate,' so she called on him. Little Johnny
>said, " My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so
>f**king big, she can only fasten eight."
Sex God
feck them come all u lovely ppl we all tell listen and laugh at them come on lets make a social document here of all ur best un pc jokes
> > Subject: Three drunken women
> >
> > Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early
> > morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they
> > all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.
> >
> > The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove
> > straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through
> > the door I blew chunks for 10 minutes."
> >
> > The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car
> > and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have
> > insurance!"
> >
> > The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got
> > home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle
> > over, and burned the whole f**king house down!" The room was silent
> > for a moment.
> >
> > Then, the first girl spoke out again, " Listen girls, I don't think
> > you understand...Chunks is my dog."
so come on it doesn't make u terrible people
> > Subject: Three drunken women
> >
> > Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early
> > morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they
> > all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.
> >
> > The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove
> > straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through
> > the door I blew chunks for 10 minutes."
> >
> > The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car
> > and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have
> > insurance!"
> >
> > The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got
> > home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle
> > over, and burned the whole f**king house down!" The room was silent
> > for a moment.
> >
> > Then, the first girl spoke out again, " Listen girls, I don't think
> > you understand...Chunks is my dog."
so come on it doesn't make u terrible people
Sex God
well i see u neatly side step my challenge to fight women :scared:
leprechaun there for claims bilko chicken and he sh scraping champion but friends can call me lep
bilko would put me money on my rabbit biddy to whip ur ass
leprechaun there for claims bilko chicken and he sh scraping champion but friends can call me lep
bilko would put me money on my rabbit biddy to whip ur ass
Sex God
:karaoke: don't go
don't leave me now now now
while the sun it shines
sit around and laugh a while :karaoke:
(hot house flowers)
don't leave me now now now
while the sun it shines
sit around and laugh a while :karaoke:
(hot house flowers)
Sex God
know u not long gone but good to have u back so when we getting ur next poll
Sex God
u should have removed ur finger from ur ass and locked and loaded ur weapon my son
Sex God
WBB has been voted as winner after a late come back by the valiant icepie
good girl wbb will teach others to mess with u
good girl wbb will teach others to mess with u
Sex God
well u should have been at torture gardens last nite
quality costumes every 1 made a real effort
quality people all friendly relaxed and genuinely intrested in talking to each other
the music was second to non with 3 rooms of dance indie rock music
more of u should dip ur toe in and see what it's all about
quality costumes every 1 made a real effort
quality people all friendly relaxed and genuinely intrested in talking to each other
the music was second to non with 3 rooms of dance indie rock music
more of u should dip ur toe in and see what it's all about
Sex God
done a servey at a busy pub i worked in staff and customers
avg male 5 times a week
avg fem 2/3times a week
was 1 guy who's lass addmited to banging his bones AT least twice a day would crack 10 or more off on the wrist a week
:shock:
myself rule is never get out of bed with out 1 even if late for work
well if u can't love urself who can u love
avg male 5 times a week
avg fem 2/3times a week
was 1 guy who's lass addmited to banging his bones AT least twice a day would crack 10 or more off on the wrist a week
:shock: myself rule is never get out of bed with out 1 even if late for work
well if u can't love urself who can u love
Sex God
a city i love and have had many an adventure
give me regards to all
must admit 1 of the most magical times is arround 6ish in the morning the streets r empty and i mean empty lucky on 20 min walk to meet more than a few ppl and a few cars
tell dub i'll be over soon to pay my regards
give me regards to all
must admit 1 of the most magical times is arround 6ish in the morning the streets r empty and i mean empty lucky on 20 min walk to meet more than a few ppl and a few cars
tell dub i'll be over soon to pay my regards
Sex God
omg there is a run on the inside from ice pie who is calling out his friends to defend him
can wbb hold off this on slought
can wbb hold off this on slought
Sex God
top of the mornin to ya well come to the forum and hope u have as much fun as the rest of us
Sex God
well the voting is heating up here with wbb making good head way
with ice pie making very little head way
if the government ever see the amount of illegal betting going on here the leprechaun could be doing big time at qe2 pleasure (hope it nothing sexy she not my type)
well the odd r flying down at 2-7 on fav
with me offer 18-1 on icepie making a come back
with ice pie making very little head way
if the government ever see the amount of illegal betting going on here the leprechaun could be doing big time at qe2 pleasure (hope it nothing sexy she not my type)
well the odd r flying down at 2-7 on fav
with me offer 18-1 on icepie making a come back
Sex God
save blood and cast ur vote for the winner
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Sex God
would u forever go and have ur shite u whores melt
we know what we are here and all are happy with our lot
feck of back to ukip head quater u backward thinking prat
ps tv judy were and when the party love
promise will shave next time (face that is hun)
we know what we are here and all are happy with our lot
feck of back to ukip head quater u backward thinking prat
ps tv judy were and when the party love
promise will shave next time (face that is hun)
Sex God
the pie will have to pull his finger out with well busty babe taking a 100% lead with the 1st 8 votes
Sex God
well ladies gentlemen tv's ts's cd dvd colour tv
its big fight time
so lets get ready to rumble
love them or hate them we all haver our views so cast ur vote
to save blood being spilt the winner of this poll is the winner
its big fight time
so lets get ready to rumble
love them or hate them we all haver our views so cast ur vote
to save blood being spilt the winner of this poll is the winner
Sex God
wbb is the 2-1 fav
with ice pie at 15-2
phone is ringing of the hook with the quality placing bets
with ice pie at 15-2
phone is ringing of the hook with the quality placing bets
Sex God
well not only the papers going for doggers now
they as a smut program is also having a ban dogging section
well for something that is promoting sex why throw up in the face of those that enjoy dogging this kind of publicity that will only atract the wrong sort of individual
fuck the media is all i can say time they grew up and stop acting like little public school boys
they as a smut program is also having a ban dogging section
well for something that is promoting sex why throw up in the face of those that enjoy dogging this kind of publicity that will only atract the wrong sort of individual
fuck the media is all i can say time they grew up and stop acting like little public school boys
Sex God
that babe was pure gold
u haven't been pinching from me crock of gold babe
u haven't been pinching from me crock of gold babe
Sex God
u get my vote after meeting u at blues party and will look 4ward to meeting u again at blues
Sex God
hi friends of mine down south (genhertscpl) have asked me to add my name for an evening of fun
Sex God
looks like there is every chac e that the quality will meet at this event
Sex God
me and the little fella going down to highbury next weekend to rub it in with a man utd foto shoot
the game lived up to it's billing and as has been said
glory glory man utd
the arse have set a record that we can chase but for all the hipe the treble is in the distance for them selve so knuckel down and try u southern jessies
the game lived up to it's billing and as has been said
glory glory man utdthe arse have set a record that we can chase but for all the hipe the treble is in the distance for them selve so knuckel down and try u southern jessies
