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lil_miz_naughty_0204
Over 90 days ago
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rolleyes yep, think I get it from when I was younger and my dad used to shpwer before and after work. Picked it from him no doubt! He used to come in from wok and ub hus hands in my face,lol. Thank god he moved away when I was six or I'd have a permanently black face by now!!!
I used to shpwer in the morning to save time, then bathe at night. But lately Ive been showering morning and night. Until last night when I had an urge to bathe!!!
in the bath or shower?
I was in the shower last night, thinking about Swinging Heaven of course :twisted: and I suddenly felt the need to lie down and have a long soak in a bath. I'm not usually fussy which get and I usually do like a bit of both. But lately I have been bathing alot more than showering.
So which do you prefer. Another poll, I know. :shock:
I was actually on TV when I was in the army cadets redface . Doing the September !!th memorial parade. I have the video. Wasnt sure if I still had it but I just looked it out and Im quite proud of myself actually. I look quite smart in my kakhi uniform, shirt, sweater, trousers and disgusting black boots, and my wee berry thing. Marching through the own centre with my back scarily straight and my head held high.
Stop just in front of the memorial stand and wait. Then me and a fellow cadet walk up the stairs and place a reef at the foot of the memorial then turn and salute. biggrin .
Aww, they were the days!!! rolleyes
Damn! I deleted an email ast night wothout reading it!!! I bet it was a picture of the lovlt foxylady and stupid me deleted it!!!!
Can you send it again please? :twisted:
Any room for anyone, not anyone in particular. Just someone, maybe someone with blonde hair. I dunno (ahem ahem) I have a bad cough today :shock:
We had to tell police once that something was wrong with the car, and it coincidentally turned out that the PC knew all about cars, particularly French cars, so he wanders off to the front of the car and checks my engine.
Luckily enough the water was almost empty anyway so he said we had to fill up the water. I had sweated enough to fill it up twice but he went off to the patrol car and brought us back a bottle.
He was so niave. rolleyes
mmmmmmmmm, curry. Chicken Burryani!!!!!
Well they say that spicy food temporarily speed up your metabolism and so therefore helping you lose a tiny little bit, so theres an excuse :twisted: .
Right, wheres that indian number...
My diet os going reasonably crap :shock: . Mr Naughty got us a Munchie Box from the local Indians and as much as I didnt want to eat it he tied me down and forced it down my throat.
What dunno . He did, I swear. bolt
I sent a saucy text to my brother once and he was on the phone immediately asking me what the hell I was playing at. :shock: .
Well I have had about 4 hours sleep in the past week :shock: . Just cant seem to sleep well at all just now. My eyes are very heavy and when i go to bed im shattered but I just cant get a sleep. :cry:
Mr Naughty was on BBC1 as a kid and he said "I love Mr Blobby, I wish I could be Mr Blobby when I grow up"
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rotflmao I have a white one and when we went away for a week I put it on to go to the beach for a swim and to sunbath. First thing I did was dive into the pool and obviously I didnt think before hand with it being a white suit. When I got out I wondered why everyone was staring but sure as fate, it was blooming see through because it was wet so my boobs and "flower" were on show to whoever could see :!: redface
I was just browsing through all the pages of this thread and I just saw Marks! I have the jigsaw of that. Took me about a week to build because all the pieces looked the same. Hardly had any variety in them :shock: . Glued it and stuck it up the loft.