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Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
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Quote by Ms_Whips
i was talking with a friend the other night and got round to chatting about buildings. we both have a liking for the ruin and decay or things growing in walls where they shouldn't. this had led to a rather errotic based dream and a disused building (though as usual i woke up before the best bit). i have kind of taken it on from there after looking at a couple of sites friend gave me.
i've had sex in some strange places but the idea of a rotting building and it's 'ghosts' gets me going. on one site it has catacombs and old hospitals/assylums and such. so letting myself get a little freaked out and sexual at the same time in a place like this is appealing more and more.
so where would you like to have sex and why?
whips
:happy: Fantasy time!
In a castle so that i can play at being a princess :angel: .
Alternatively,
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs :twisted:
Little
X Dear Me (aged 15)
Accept the fact that school bores you and your academic achievements are not a refelction on your intellect. Don't listen to the dumb fucks who will tell you that you are one of them, encourage you to feel stupid and weaken your assertion that you do in fact have the capacity to make decisions for yourself. You will work out that basing any decisions with consideration of the dumb fucks bites you on the arse in time and is you setting yourself up for a fall.
Learn quickly not to give a flying fuck about what anybody thinks of you and if someone else lacks an ability to communicate, it doesn't automatically follow that you don't understand, so don't take responsibility of things which just aren't yours.
Love yourself and others. Fuck everyone else!
Love Me X
PS Always be determined to never lose your sense of humour and you will never lose heart.
Accept the fact that school bores you and your academic achievements are not a refelction on your intellect. Don't listen to the dumb fucks who will tell you that you are one of them, encourage you to feel stupid and weaken your assertion that you do in fact have the capacity to make decisions for yourself. You will work out that basing any decisions with consideration of the dumb fucks bites you on the arse in time and is you setting yourself up for a fall.
Learn quickly not to give a flying fuck about what anybody thinks of you and if someone else lacks an ability to communicate, it doesn't automatically follow that you don't understand, so don't take responsibility of things which just aren't yours.
Love yourself and others. Fuck everyone else!
Love Me X
PS Always be determined to never lose your sense of humour and you will never lose heart.
Quote by travlinmanukok
My son came round the other day big grin on his face:D :D
Took off his t shirt to show me coverd in Bites and bruises :shock:
Said he had met a woman in Blackburn and spent the weekend with her hhhhmmmmm :shock: Like father Like son I was thinking ? :shock:
So I got to think are you a.... Nibbler..Biter..Sucker..Chewer..Licker..etc etc
And ??????? are all women in blackburn like this or is it just a Northern thing .........
Swiftly making my way up to Blackburn lol:::::::
steve x
I'm a sucker for a good story
.Little X
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Timewasters are fab! :shock:
Without them, we wouldn't be able to work out who it was is that we actually have time for
.
Am i a timewaster? I'll be considered a timewaster by some people and i won't be considered a timewaster for others and really i won't apologise for being a "timewaster" in someone elses eyes simply as i will have completely legitimate reasons for being someone else's timewaster , it doesn't necessarily follow that the other person will view my reasons as being legitimate or actually have a right to an explanation.
Of course all things considered, i would much rather have "my time wasted" than have my time impinged upon by the opposite. I'm thinking the opposite of this as being "stalked" where someone else is wasting My Time by imposing themselves or being pushy to the extreme. (The extreme being my own interpretation of acceptability.)
Anyway, as ever, my thoughts are my own. You can decide for yourself if i have wasted my time in posting .
Little X
Timewasters are fab! :shock:
Without them, we wouldn't be able to work out who it was is that we actually have time for
. Am i a timewaster? I'll be considered a timewaster by some people and i won't be considered a timewaster for others and really i won't apologise for being a "timewaster" in someone elses eyes simply as i will have completely legitimate reasons for being someone else's timewaster
, it doesn't necessarily follow that the other person will view my reasons as being legitimate or actually have a right to an explanation.Of course all things considered, i would much rather have "my time wasted" than have my time impinged upon by the opposite. I'm thinking the opposite of this as being "stalked" where someone else is wasting My Time by imposing themselves or being pushy to the extreme. (The extreme being my own interpretation of acceptability.)
Anyway, as ever, my thoughts are my own. You can decide for yourself if i have wasted my time in posting
.Little X
Quote by Resonance
Re: The Road to Moderation or Operation
After the news of two of the fora ilk joining the hallowed ranks of moderators, it has led me to wonder just how these decisions are made and who decides who is fit to moderate or chat op...
Personally after a lot of research over a finger of fudge (that's the chocolate bar for those of perverse mind), I think I've come up with the answer.
I think that it is a puzzle akin to the "Da Vinci Code". I think people on here need to give various naughty favours, in a set order, to specially chosen folk. The crucial thing is that it has to be in order and the right naughty favour.
For example, one such code could be :
BIoke - Blow Job, NWC - Erotic Massage, Tankinky - Boob jiggle, Resonance - Trip to the Library and a cup of tea.
Believe me, if you decide to give me a BJ, you've well and truly blown it, in pretty much the same way as you'd confuse all the others by turning up with your library ticket and a packet of PG Tips. It is only upon completion of this seemingly impossible task, do the hallowed doors to moderation open for the select few who finally do break the code. You are then bestowed with limitless powers and can in effect, act as a god. Smiting people left right and centre, bringing flood and pestilence to all and sundry, or visiting people in a shower of gold, just because you can.
So I think we should applaud our intrepid adventurers Nola and Dave as they take their first tentative steps into moderation. For sure there will be tears, there will be tantrums, there will be nudity and probably crudity. That's just dealing with other mods. God knows what will happen with everyone else.
For the rest of us, the code is now reset. A new code. A tougher code... Who will be the next to unlock it? One things for sure... few people really give a rancid voles testes and few will read this far anyway so I may as well put the phrase "monkey scrota" in the middle of the sentence for no good reason at all.
Or to become a Mod, do you just bribe admin with sexual favours and chocolate?
One last thing, if Moderators have the power to ban people. This post was all the brainwork of Freckled Bird who forced me to post it by threatening to tell everyone on here that in fact I have a two inch penis (erect) and that I ejaculate uncontrollably whenever I hear the song "Shout!" by Lulu, which is a problem when that sodding T-Mobile advert filmed at the Railway Station comes on. You try explaining it away in Currys on a Saturday afternoon.
Thankfully however I have avoided that indignity.
I'll go now. Tara!
Definately Labotomy :silly:
Little X
Quote by little gem
Neilinleeds has a complaint to make.
Which, obviously, was an excuse for a few FFS, a right old strop and a bit of a flounce ( only to the shop for some cigarettes ;) ).
One lengthy explaination of... "you only put the month in and not the actual date" later and he's said I had better post him some kind of thread... so here I am.;)
LG. x
Some things never change
Little X
Does crying immediately after an orgasm count 
?
I have never cried during an orgasm and from reading the posts i've decided that it is something that i am in fact going to embrace if it ever does occur !
Once when i was doing something :lickface: , the guy did something :censored: and through doing that something :rascal: i had the most sensational, amazing, wonderful, never had before, couldn't help myself, couldn't understand why i would orgasm to that something, orgasm . I can say wholeheartedly that i would never have dreamt, imagined, initiated or knowingly have consented to his "something" :boxing: .
The point perhaps that i am trying to make is that through his deeds and his actions he took me beyond anything that i had previously known. It felt odd to be experiencing both a fantastic sense of kinky sexualness and have tears tripping down my cheeks.
:jagsatwork: Moral of the story - the journey is fun and if you can make me weep at both ends i'm happy to provide the hankies .
Little X
?I have never cried during an orgasm and from reading the posts i've decided that it is something that i am in fact going to embrace if it ever does occur
!Once when i was doing something :lickface: , the guy did something :censored: and through doing that something :rascal: i had the most sensational, amazing, wonderful, never had before, couldn't help myself, couldn't understand why i would orgasm to that something, orgasm
. I can say wholeheartedly that i would never have dreamt, imagined, initiated or knowingly have consented to his "something" :boxing: . The point perhaps that i am trying to make is that through his deeds and his actions he took me beyond anything that i had previously known. It felt odd to be experiencing both a fantastic sense of kinky sexualness and have tears tripping down my cheeks.
:jagsatwork: Moral of the story - the journey is fun and if you can make me weep at both ends i'm happy to provide the hankies
.Little X
Quote by Angel Chat
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May i cum
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Little's coming!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Err.. can I watch too please :mrgreen:
:karaoke:
There were four in the shed and the little one said.....................
Roll over, roll over :wink:
Quote by Dirtygirly
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May i cum
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Oooooooooh go Little! :bounce:
Does this mean i have your consent? :rascal:
Oooooooooh depends what for?! :rascal:
:whistling:
:color: :color: :color: :color: :color: :color: :color:
What do you have in mind? :whistling:
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Quote by Dirtygirly
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May i cum
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Oooooooooh go Little! :bounce:
Does this mean i have your consent? :rascal:
:angel: :angel: :angel: :boo: :angel: :angel: :angel: :boo:
I hope that my child looking back on today,
Remembers a mother who had time to play
Theres years ahead for cleaning and cooking
Children grow up, while we're not looking
So quiet now cobwebs, dust go to sleep
I'm rocking my baby, and babies don't keep
X2
Best wishes and congratulations in your new chapter.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
I hope that my child looking back on today,
Remembers a mother who had time to play
Theres years ahead for cleaning and cooking
Children grow up, while we're not looking
So quiet now cobwebs, dust go to sleep
I'm rocking my baby, and babies don't keep
X2
Best wishes and congratulations in your new chapter.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
Each to there own is what i say. Would it be possible that someone might like to share all the great things about the site rather than moaning the face off of everyone else about what they don't like.
If you don't like, don't add to the post. Sorted.
Oldies and newbies alike have as much right to post drivel bollocks and guff, the same as the next oldy/newbie.
Blah blah blah blah.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
If you don't like, don't add to the post. Sorted.
Oldies and newbies alike have as much right to post drivel bollocks and guff, the same as the next oldy/newbie.
Blah blah blah blah.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
Quote by alspals
Well if I wasn't at work, I'd either be doing some gardening, be out on the Norton somewhere out in the Dales, or be underneath my bus outside in the sun!
Rick!
...a man of simple pleasures!!
:D :Dis there any other kind? :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
Quote by Jiggle
if some one starts shouting my name, it'll sound like your calling ya cat
Jiggle
Or you're going barmy if you call mine
I can just see it now...... Tesco's - somebody shouting "Rainbows, Rainbows!!"
:lol: :lol: :lol: aRSexx :color:
We know what we mean though, don't we?
:wink: That's my point, and to everyone else we'd just appear nuts! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Eeeeeeeeeek!
:twisted: :twisted:
but i thought we were all nuts???
Jiggle
You speak for yourself Jiggle. !
Lots of love,hugs and kisses
Little :twisted:
XXX
To be perfectly honest i'm unsure as to why you have this up as a post. You have decided already to kick up a fuss about it, and really we are serving no other purpose than to flame your fire.
I'm not saying that your fire should or shouldn't be flaming. I'm not saying that you don't have the right to be angry. All i'm suggesting is that perhaps without all of the facts no-one is in any position to really give a open view point.
Talk to the teacher. Air your views in a calm manner and see what the response is. You'll know what actually happened, you'll feel it, and how the whole scenario came about. Only then will you ACTUALLY BE in a position to know of your next steps, or course of action, which might also be, that you meet with the teacher and discuss it, and no further action is either deemed necessary or appropriate.
All i'm really saying is that, you are incredibly upset and angry at the moment without being in a position of knowing all of the facts for yourself. It might be that when you have the facts that you will be angry, but i can't see how it serves of any value to anyone, least of all yourself, to be emotionally charged without the full script.
I'm not trying to be argumentative, nor am i trying to upset anyone, nor am i belittling the whole episode, i'm just trying to give another perspective.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
I'm not saying that your fire should or shouldn't be flaming. I'm not saying that you don't have the right to be angry. All i'm suggesting is that perhaps without all of the facts no-one is in any position to really give a open view point.
Talk to the teacher. Air your views in a calm manner and see what the response is. You'll know what actually happened, you'll feel it, and how the whole scenario came about. Only then will you ACTUALLY BE in a position to know of your next steps, or course of action, which might also be, that you meet with the teacher and discuss it, and no further action is either deemed necessary or appropriate.
All i'm really saying is that, you are incredibly upset and angry at the moment without being in a position of knowing all of the facts for yourself. It might be that when you have the facts that you will be angry, but i can't see how it serves of any value to anyone, least of all yourself, to be emotionally charged without the full script.
I'm not trying to be argumentative, nor am i trying to upset anyone, nor am i belittling the whole episode, i'm just trying to give another perspective.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
Libra,
If you are a bitch. Be a bitch if you WANT. If you are arrogant. Be arrogant if you WANT. If you WANT to be a nice person, then BE a nice person. (Whatever the defintion of nice is!) - Its your definition, who has the RIGHT to decide your definition is wrong.?
Its just all another part of who you are.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
If you are a bitch. Be a bitch if you WANT. If you are arrogant. Be arrogant if you WANT. If you WANT to be a nice person, then BE a nice person. (Whatever the defintion of nice is!) - Its your definition, who has the RIGHT to decide your definition is wrong.?
Its just all another part of who you are.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
The site is evolving. People are evolving. The very fact that this thread has been started, and contributors contributing suggests that what is being said is also being heard. I've just sat here reading through and nodding my head in agreement to everything that has been said.
Why everything ? - its all different perspectives.
I don't correct people's spelling because, a) both my kids have dyslexia and i KNOW the efforts that have to go into the postings without consideration of the grammer and punctuation. Neither of my kids are stupid, there IQ is well above mine, but there problems extend to both short term memory difficulties and sequential memory difficulties. b) If i was to concentrate on all the grammatical errors/spelling errors, then i might miss the point that the poster was trying to make. Damn shame when someone has taken twice as long to post a piece that looks as though half the effort has been put in.
I also refuse to kick off about how others pull people up for there spelling up etc. My views on the subject are expressed above, the people who do all the corrections have the same right to be as opinionated as i am. Perhaps the difference is that i respect there right to moan about it.
I respect the right of married people to be here, single people to be here, married and cheating etc etc. My life so far has determined where i am. I am in no position to make critisism of where someone elses life has brought them or why. Again, i'm not in a positon to agree or disagree.
I'm sooooooooo not perfect. I love the fact that i'm not perfect. I love the fact that part of me is an unsociable bastard who can't be arsed to post something witty and funny, or who can't be arsed to send really nice and cute pm's to folk. As a not perfect being, as a not perfect being who loves the fact, accepts the fact that i'm not perfect, means that i respect everyone elses RIGHT to not be perfect either.
When someone comes along who is nothing more than an arsehole, it amuses me somewhat. They are my interpretation of a perfect arsehole. When someone moans like feck, i love the fact that i can moan along with them. The site is a whole encompassing community. All walks of life, professions, personalities etc. When we recognise in others something of ourselves, we can learn/or not learn something valuable.
The posts that go up now are exactly what the posts are. When you recognise a post which has been done to "absolute death" its because we have had the opportunity to form our opinions on somehting. We've been here, involved in the thread, been in the evolution of that thread. Newbies have just come on board. There mentality has by definition of them being newbies, have not had the benefit of the "done to death" threads.
My point ? - sometimes i wish i new what the point was. Perhaps its, when a perfect being comes along and shows me a different way of doing things, i'll stop doing what i'm doing now. Perhaps i'm learning how to be a perfect being. Perhaps i already am a perfect being with things to learn. Perhaps we are ALL perfect beings with our own stuff to learn. Perfect arseholes???
This has turned into a big long speel on nothingness, so i'll disappear back to being an unsociable bastard.
Lots of love, hugs, kisses, respect and tollerance,
Little
XXX
Why everything ? - its all different perspectives.
I don't correct people's spelling because, a) both my kids have dyslexia and i KNOW the efforts that have to go into the postings without consideration of the grammer and punctuation. Neither of my kids are stupid, there IQ is well above mine, but there problems extend to both short term memory difficulties and sequential memory difficulties. b) If i was to concentrate on all the grammatical errors/spelling errors, then i might miss the point that the poster was trying to make. Damn shame when someone has taken twice as long to post a piece that looks as though half the effort has been put in.
I also refuse to kick off about how others pull people up for there spelling up etc. My views on the subject are expressed above, the people who do all the corrections have the same right to be as opinionated as i am. Perhaps the difference is that i respect there right to moan about it.
I respect the right of married people to be here, single people to be here, married and cheating etc etc. My life so far has determined where i am. I am in no position to make critisism of where someone elses life has brought them or why. Again, i'm not in a positon to agree or disagree.
I'm sooooooooo not perfect. I love the fact that i'm not perfect. I love the fact that part of me is an unsociable bastard who can't be arsed to post something witty and funny, or who can't be arsed to send really nice and cute pm's to folk. As a not perfect being, as a not perfect being who loves the fact, accepts the fact that i'm not perfect, means that i respect everyone elses RIGHT to not be perfect either.
When someone comes along who is nothing more than an arsehole, it amuses me somewhat. They are my interpretation of a perfect arsehole. When someone moans like feck, i love the fact that i can moan along with them. The site is a whole encompassing community. All walks of life, professions, personalities etc. When we recognise in others something of ourselves, we can learn/or not learn something valuable.
The posts that go up now are exactly what the posts are. When you recognise a post which has been done to "absolute death" its because we have had the opportunity to form our opinions on somehting. We've been here, involved in the thread, been in the evolution of that thread. Newbies have just come on board. There mentality has by definition of them being newbies, have not had the benefit of the "done to death" threads.
My point ? - sometimes i wish i new what the point was. Perhaps its, when a perfect being comes along and shows me a different way of doing things, i'll stop doing what i'm doing now. Perhaps i'm learning how to be a perfect being. Perhaps i already am a perfect being with things to learn. Perhaps we are ALL perfect beings with our own stuff to learn. Perfect arseholes???
This has turned into a big long speel on nothingness, so i'll disappear back to being an unsociable bastard.
Lots of love, hugs, kisses, respect and tollerance,
Little
XXX
Quote by JucyLucy
can you add my name too please blonde....it'll be my first time there and would be great to do it with some nutty mates
Kim xxx
awwww cathy just as i put my name down i read ur not sure if you can go............who else is gonna hold my hand
:smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:
Not sure that i like being called nutty.
Horizontal as always,
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little :wink:
XXX
Helen,
Just wanted to say a very big thankyou for organising Saturday. I had a fantastic time. Really ! Rio's was great, very relaxing, and the moving stairs in the jacuzzi were a novelty.
Had a great time meeting up with everyone in the evening. Putting new faces to names, putting names to names :shock: Will definately be putting my name down for the next one.
Big, big, big, BIG humungous thanks to CQ for putting up with me for the whole weekend.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses,
Little
XXX
Just wanted to say a very big thankyou for organising Saturday. I had a fantastic time. Really ! Rio's was great, very relaxing, and the moving stairs in the jacuzzi were a novelty.
Had a great time meeting up with everyone in the evening. Putting new faces to names, putting names to names :shock: Will definately be putting my name down for the next one.
Big, big, big, BIG humungous thanks to CQ for putting up with me for the whole weekend.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses,
Little
XXX
